I AM NOT a toaster!
🍞 Yes, I can cook bread
🍞 Yes, you can put other things inside me, at your own risk. (Try that utensil, I dare you!)
🍞 Yes, I have an adjustable dial that makes no discernable difference.
🍞 But no, I do not have a crumb tray, and shaking me upside-down makes me VERY CROSS