Reposted by PerryLookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you’re the Mariners fan in Colorado who gave Laz and Michael these T-shirts, good job they love them (Michael is mad Laz wasn’t wearing his today; I fear Laz’s might not fit) 1607
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Don’t mind me, I’m just crying here on my lunch break reading condolences from strangers on my oddly-viral doggy death post 4130
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We lost our dear Thor pup yesterday. 11 beautiful years with this boy. He was the best big brother to my kids, and practically raised them - good dog Carl-style. Hearts are heavy over here today. RIP Thor, you legend 💔 4694830168
Reposted by PerryPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233967016094
Reposted by PerryPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’d like to see the game Goldeneye made into a movie. So like there’s two aspects of the original movie but the rest of the movie is just the levels of the game including multiplayer. James Bond running around The Complex going “Where am I! Fuck!” 31446121
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I just got back from a St. Helens block party and found out the Blazers signed Sochan and the Mariners traded Castillo… Sochan is not the shooter we’re looking for, but at least the Mariners cleared the way for their starting pitchers 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Should’ve sold the team to Ryan and Rob, wtf were they thinking 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Love me some Javier Bardem. All his films I’ve seen are entertaining. His characters are so intense, so fascinating. He’s really good in Cape Fear which I’m currently watching. Seems to be a good dude too 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This is Bilbo. We brought him home yesterday. He’s not a huge fan of fireworks, turns out. 380
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A rim-attacking lineup I’m gonna wanna see: Scoot Ja Shae Tou Rob 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Do the Blazers have enough star power now to get a Christmas Day game 🤔 020
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Ja is undeniably talented, but there’s a certain kindness/decency disparity in this trade. The fit will be… interesting. Farewell, Jerami and Kris 030
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I’ve see posts that begin with “Fire head coach Alex Sarama…” and I keep thinking wtf? Why would they want coach fired? It’s the team’s first expansion season? Wtf? Then I keep reading and remember the team’s name. 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Y’all, Paul McCartney still got it. He just released a really great album I can’t stop listening to. He turns 84 on the 18th! 000
Reposted by PerryClaire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I deleted the post about clearly packaging edibles because it was quickly becoming a draw for bots and anti-cannabis pearl clutchers and people who want to argue. It still stands: packaging edibles in a way that makes them visually distinct from snacks marketed to kids is a good thing. 1693541208
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Randiiiiissimo walkoff!!! Mariners bats are heating and bullpen is healthy. Daddy like 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 20/05/2026On a brighter note, Mother’s Day was really great. And she’s warming to the idea of raising goats! 010
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026C Hold got laid off?? Dundon can F all the way off. Damn. It’s a dark day to be a Blazer 110
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Camping at the coast in the rain with fresh sea air and beach combing, or at the lake in the sun with warmth and paddle boarding 🤔 110
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Facebook is the worst thing that ever happened to my parents 010
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I didn’t realize the Fire could recover turnovers committed by the Blazers, but there you have it 081
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I keep hearing “hottest el niño in 150 years.” Guys. I’m a grown-ass man with kids, for Pete’s sake. Hottest el hombre in 150 years, thank you 120
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Man, hats off to the Spurs. They’re really good. Great organization, always has been. They had some extremely good luck in the draft lottery the last three years, and didn’t mess up their picks. They’ll be very good for a long, long time 000
Reposted by PerryKyle Gilmer @kylegilmer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026If this is all we get for the 25-26 season, Thank you Blazers friends. It's been an honor. Excited to start the FIRE tomorrow. 0102
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026LaMarcus gon need to make room for 3 more on his couch 000
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026My kids watched the first half with me yesterday. I can’t find it in my heart to tell them about the second half. They’ll learn the pain of being a Blazers fan some day, just not yet 010
Perry @perrysparks.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Nothing that absolutely destroying the dunk contest wouldn’t fix 020
