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Hard Boiled Egg

@perigominas.bsky.social
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Dilettante, but quite good at it because I put the hard yards in. I contain multitudes, it's a shame they don't get on.

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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 12h
The logo for defunct British fast food chain Happy Eater .
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20h
Get a load of Chuck Nutties here.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grand Theft Aphid
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm generally mild-mannered, easygoing, but put one of those electrified tennis rackets in my hand and I'm feckin John Wick for flies.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Simplest ethical philosophy analogy I can give here: would his Christian, forgiving family welcome me with open arms if I was able to re-animate the victims corpse and make it say those same words?
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If this was true 100% of the time, Lord of the Rings would be about 15 minutes long.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Vladimir Putin about to put the bite on two unsuspecting bus passengers  .
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I read this immediately after reading another post that said a full quarter of Brits have no sympathy for those crossing the Channel in small boats. Here, what should be our natural instincts are on show; when a helpless life is in danger our first response should be to offer aid.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I cast the chicken entrails.about me, seeking divination in the patterns of blood and gore they have strewn on the sandy floor. The future of Warfare will be... GROK!
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright there,lads, just off out to buy a leather recliner and get hammered.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No lies detected.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI renamed SI by NI.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I used to work for an incredibly demanding and intransigent sculptor. He was all "it's my way or the Ai Wei Wei"
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love this, but they really didn't need to apologise so much. Or at all, really.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty good of Loomer to give up on at least two days of trapping kidnapped people in deadly puzzle rooms for this
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn't wear a Balaclava and black shorts did he? Rookie error.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Depends on what you mean by pain. And feel. And AI.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shameful omission of "In the Night Garden"
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have hot sandwiches already. They're called kebabs.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dog bouncer- "you're not on the list, you're not coming in"
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I'd been there it would have been so tempting to start chanting "3D TV".
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
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Star Wars Mos Eisley Spaceport
Alt: Star Wars Mos Eisley, Obi wan saying you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Millennial mind cannot comprehend this.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All nations are fictions, but England is *fantasy* fiction.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FUCKING FINALLY.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why would you deprive a Human Being of the joy of doing this work?
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Angry questioning goose meme
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Incredible, on this exact day in 1977 David Bowie invented Cadbury Heroes. Which one is your favourite?
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We all need to be patient here, as the Police face a tough case of trying to prove Tommo carried out several crimes when all they have is video evidence streamed by Tommo himself and the witness testimony of the notoriously untrustworthy RNLI crews. /s
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Roel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social)
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The authorities cannot, CANNOT allow this to go unpunished. This is terrorism. This is piracy. Every time they get away with something, they will push further. Someone will die, and it will be too late.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
While you were partying, I was studying the Catchetism. While you drank and took drugs, I was honing my censer swing. While you were dancing and fornicating, I was considering ecumenical matters.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh my god this so needs someone to dub in Pingu on this.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You just go right up and grab 'em by the pussy. And they let you do it, if you claim it's for National Security reasons.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater...
The lost another submarine meme, but this time he's saying you're telling me uk transport is disrupted again  ?  .
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was poor casting to have the Garindan spy played by Snorky from for Banana Splits, celebrity cameos are always a poor choice driven by a desire to market off the back of recognition.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You love to see it
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your favourite Disney character
Maximillian the sinister body guard robot in The Black Hole .
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jet Pac ZX Spectrum Fabulous game play.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's the thing with adult diapers, light weight but bulky.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was all "statistical inference machine" until I saw this and goddamn if switching languages to avoid having to converse with Piers Morgan isn't a sign of sentience I don't know what is.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Warriors (1979) Dir: Walter Hill
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Currently pitching a remake of "Went The Day Well" where the villagers are initially hostile to the arriving soldiers but once they are revealed to be Nazis they get the bunting and big tea urn from the village hall.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember this, I was a child at the time and didn't know the details, but I recall it on the news, and living in a harbour town further up the coast how much it hit hard the adults around me, even those with no real connection to the sea. You could feel the sense of loss.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These Proud Boys wannabes need to be smacked down hard. Dawn raids, photos in the local paper, lots of fines and a few high profile jailings. Anything less is being read as tacit approval, and these guys will take that inch and make it a mile really fast.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are few certainties in this world,but one of them is definitely that any headline beginning "Dem Advisors", "Dem Consultants" or "Dem Strategists" will be above an article that outlines the wrongest you could be on any given issue.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think we're mere days away from America doing the unthinkable... ...and selling fuel by the litre.
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A head shot of Michael Caine alongside a quote, there's only two things I hate in  this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch
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Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Donald Trump being shown something on a phoneDonald Trump serving up fries at McDonald's
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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