Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm generally mild-mannered, easygoing, but put one of those electrified tennis rackets in my hand and I'm feckin John Wick for flies. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Simplest ethical philosophy analogy I can give here: would his Christian, forgiving family welcome me with open arms if I was able to re-animate the victims corpse and make it say those same words? 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If this was true 100% of the time, Lord of the Rings would be about 15 minutes long. 010
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 110
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I read this immediately after reading another post that said a full quarter of Brits have no sympathy for those crossing the Channel in small boats. Here, what should be our natural instincts are on show; when a helpless life is in danger our first response should be to offer aid. 140
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I cast the chicken entrails.about me, seeking divination in the patterns of blood and gore they have strewn on the sandy floor. The future of Warfare will be... GROK! 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Alright there,lads, just off out to buy a leather recliner and get hammered. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I used to work for an incredibly demanding and intransigent sculptor. He was all "it's my way or the Ai Wei Wei" 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Love this, but they really didn't need to apologise so much. Or at all, really. 021
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pretty good of Loomer to give up on at least two days of trapping kidnapped people in deadly puzzle rooms for this 010
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Didn't wear a Balaclava and black shorts did he? Rookie error. 032
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Depends on what you mean by pain. And feel. And AI. 010
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We have hot sandwiches already. They're called kebabs. 020
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dog bouncer- "you're not on the list, you're not coming in" 021
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I'd been there it would have been so tempting to start chanting "3D TV". 010
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Me reading your postsstatic.klipy.comStar Wars Mos Eisley SpaceportAlt: Star Wars Mos Eisley, Obi wan saying you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy 011
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All nations are fictions, but England is *fantasy* fiction. 0214
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why would you deprive a Human Being of the joy of doing this work? 020
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Incredible, on this exact day in 1977 David Bowie invented Cadbury Heroes. Which one is your favourite? 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We all need to be patient here, as the Police face a tough case of trying to prove Tommo carried out several crimes when all they have is video evidence streamed by Tommo himself and the witness testimony of the notoriously untrustworthy RNLI crews. /s 120
Reposted by Hard Boiled EggRoel Maalderink @roelmaalderink.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hoe vinden Meta-medewerkers hun eigen Meta-bril? (Samen met @bitsoffreedom.eurosky.social) 691933906
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The authorities cannot, CANNOT allow this to go unpunished. This is terrorism. This is piracy. Every time they get away with something, they will push further. Someone will die, and it will be too late. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026While you were partying, I was studying the Catchetism. While you drank and took drugs, I was honing my censer swing. While you were dancing and fornicating, I was considering ecumenical matters. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh my god this so needs someone to dub in Pingu on this. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You just go right up and grab 'em by the pussy. And they let you do it, if you claim it's for National Security reasons. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater... 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It was poor casting to have the Garindan spy played by Snorky from for Banana Splits, celebrity cameos are always a poor choice driven by a desire to market off the back of recognition. 020
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026If you see this, post your favourite Disney character 020
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 20/09/2026That's the thing with adult diapers, light weight but bulky. 010
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I was all "statistical inference machine" until I saw this and goddamn if switching languages to avoid having to converse with Piers Morgan isn't a sign of sentience I don't know what is. 000
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Currently pitching a remake of "Went The Day Well" where the villagers are initially hostile to the arriving soldiers but once they are revealed to be Nazis they get the bunting and big tea urn from the village hall. 031
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember this, I was a child at the time and didn't know the details, but I recall it on the news, and living in a harbour town further up the coast how much it hit hard the adults around me, even those with no real connection to the sea. You could feel the sense of loss. 100
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026These Proud Boys wannabes need to be smacked down hard. Dawn raids, photos in the local paper, lots of fines and a few high profile jailings. Anything less is being read as tacit approval, and these guys will take that inch and make it a mile really fast. 110
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There are few certainties in this world,but one of them is definitely that any headline beginning "Dem Advisors", "Dem Consultants" or "Dem Strategists" will be above an article that outlines the wrongest you could be on any given issue. 011
Hard Boiled Egg @perigominas.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think we're mere days away from America doing the unthinkable... ...and selling fuel by the litre. 000
Reposted by Hard Boiled EggJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115861943