Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 8hJaws 2 is on, drinks are cheap, no cover, why would you not be here 190
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Oh boy. This is… actually a very smart way to approach life in 2026 060
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They’ve been jacking up dead rat prices at the store all summer, maybe I’ll give this a whirl instead 050
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My playlist from @chicritmass.bsky.social tonight. Lemme tell you, feels good to roll around Daley Plaza blasting John Williams’ greatest hits before a big bike ride. 152
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’ll be the guy on the green Bullitt blasting the bangers! 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Every day is bike the drive if you’ve got enough pals @bikegridnow.org 319323
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026You sure that’s not the toxoplasmosis speaking? Speaking as the guardian of these two nuisances FOR WHOM I WOULD KILL AND/OR DIE they are absolutely assholes. In fact my day usually starts with Brian’s literal anus in my face. 110
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Betcha can’t pat your head and rub your belly at the same time” 040
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Bike The Drive is cool and all but I don’t think anything is worth getting up that early for. 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Brian is sick of being demon-eyes’d for his beliefs. 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Caught a bridge lift while eating at Calumet Fisheries and now I feel one notch closer to True Chicagoan status 170
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Caught Steve grooming Brian in a sunbeam and this was where my mind went 020
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Since I put the JM XII neck on that other body, I’m thinking about offloading this one, I messed with the wiring and put a Duncan hot rail under the bridge pickup cover, if you’re interested in a cheap and functional 12… 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Brian photo dump, from a friend with a better phone camera than me 030
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m gassing up, polishing the chrome, filling up the tyres of my bullshit, soon to be back on it 4111
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I got 𝘐’𝘷𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶’d by both of them today 040
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Mr Red Lobster Eno was my father’s name; my friends call me ‘Brian. Dude. Fuckin’… *exasperated sigh*’” 030
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026My playlist for tonight’s @chicritmass.bsky.social. Yes, I dropped Nightswimming at the end when everyone was jumping into the lake because I am insufferable. 020
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Where my 2007 daily Pitchfork reader millennials at? 110
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Artists should not be above explicitly calling it out in promo materials 2103
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Finally found a copy of Deathcrash’s Somersaults on vinyl, and well, this is the most disappointed I’ve been about a misheard lyric in a long time. 000
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It’s not exactly best-kept-secret territory and hardly a neighbourhood hidden gem but it does surprise me how many people are unaware that there’s a free, accessible landscaped roof deck on top of the Willis Tower lobby (Jackson entrance) 130
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Dame Judi Bench now has company. Accepting all submissions for punny names for the fencing behind her. 030
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I found the spot where that one building on the north side of the river east of Wabash is bearable to look at. 130
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Look if you’re at all sensitive to cute things you should sit down before clicking through, is all. 150
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is my Brian; he is NOT the messiah. But he is a very naughty boy. 230
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 19/08/2026After the first 3 or 4 milks there’s a real drop off though 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Chicago, I see your severe thunderstorm alerts and raise you 030
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Little bit of hometown pride… this face kills machines 020
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 09/08/2026London pal got a Malort design on his ankle cast in honour of our visit. Sometimes Chicago’s most bafflingly memeified cultural export is Good, Actually 051
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Live footage of the average British home cooling solution 010
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is also an explanation of what it’s like to be in a local band right now. Where there’s no money to be made, the only reason to do it is love. The work benefits from the care we put into it, even as the economics of it all mean we simply can’t do it as much as we’d like. 182
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 04/08/2026A song is not a static thing and in a perfect world a song would be different every time you hear it; recorded music is a historical anomaly and we should celebrate these cash-grabs as hastening a return to a fully live musical tradition where there’s no concept of a “definitive” version of a song. 1111
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This is a very good read; subscribe if you can to @hearingthingsco.bsky.social for the whole thing www.hearingthings.co/stop-listeni... 000
Tom from Weaklung @perefex.bsky.social · 02/08/2026You’re not the only one. This has been sitting in my phone notes for ten years, still haven’t got around to writing that thinkpiece 110