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"Flavius, hold me."

@percywainwright.bsky.social
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Lowkey always thinking about The Americans. I am a one-woman hype machine for Armand from Interview with the Vampire/The Vampire Lestat/Queen of the Damned (!!!), Lord John from Outlander, and The Realm of the Elderlings series by Robin Hobb.

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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
as soon as the morning temperature regularly drops to around 10-11 degrees: it's Enya time
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
pumpkin spice black tea ☑️ fall vibes candle while i work ☑️ crushing sense of existential dread ☑️
static.klipy.com
Simon Pegg Drinking Tea
ALT: Simon Pegg Drinking Tea
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
any time i read something in my inbox that a real person clearly fired off while angry brings me joy at this point. even when it's aggressive and mean, at least it wasn't written by a robot!!! ditto for typos and bad grammar, i YEARN for signs of humanity
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
keeping this vague but i've been responding to a lot of email responses lately at work and holy shit the amount of AI in there just summarizing what we sent and regurgitating it in the most soulless way possible is incredibly depressing. the same milquetoast phrases over and over again.
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the immediate sense of comfort and relief i get from putting on a simon & garfunkel album when i'm having a rough day is not dissimilar to a baby being soothed
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
rooster? i don't know poultry well (sorry for offending the wannabe trespasser/our new animal overlord)
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i just keep giggling at this picture, that chicken is an icon to me
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DOES THIS HAPPEN OFTEN?
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just meowing insistently off to the side as if he also has Very Strong Opinions about how we orient our team's Asana board
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's something so charming about your boss's cat repeatedly crashing working meetings
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OH MY GOD. I suddenly feel a whole lot better about basically looking like I’m on my way to hot wire a truck.
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
how do people manage long-haul travel while looking glamorous, I feel like gollum
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On my way to the airport already sweaty and looking like something you’d find clogging a bathtub drain
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It has been SO LONG since his last book I can’t wait to tear into this one
The Castle by Jon Ronson, a book I have been waiting for for like a decade (not this specific book but ANYTHING NEW after So You’ve Been Publicly Shamed)
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
not to be all 'social media destroyed the internet' because i don't think that's true BUT i do think we basically destroyed the barrier that used to exist between the creator/author/performer and the audience and there's no prevailing sense of decorum or etiquette anymore about how to engage online
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I have a comfort character or two I share traits with and when those characters get attacked for those traits, it feels bad (so I can understand how that gets magnified for others) but yeah, I think this is just another symptom of unchecked parasocial behaviour destroying what used to be fun spaces
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
honestly once I realized a lot of people identify so intensely with [insert character they're willing to defend to the death here] that when you criticize the character, they take it as you attacking *them personally*, a lot of unhinged fandom behaviour started to make sense
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this culture mirroring of 2016 exactly ten years later is really something
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I GOT THE GUARDIAN NEWS ALERT AND WAILED, I'M SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that man is singlehandedly responsible for traumatizing me as a small child who watched the IT miniseries when I was far too young (all of that is a huge compliment from me, if that's not obvious) 💔
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
NOT TIM CURRY TOO 😭
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm only 10% into the book so far but it's got its hooks in me, I can't wait to tuck back into my kobo during my lunch break
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my book club occasionally does impromptu buddy reads outside of our 'official' read and now like five of us have glommed onto The Cherry Robbers by Sarai Walker and are having a wonderful time
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(also i needed this thread this morning, world is scary but memnoch adaptation musings are the perfect distraction)
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am giggling at your phrasing here, as if that's the only whackadoodle (complimentary) element of a story in which the protagonist vampire travels back in time to give Jesus a blood hickey while he's on his way to be crucified
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dolly parton was many things, but what i think resonates so deeply is that she was kind. ACTIVELY kind. when i talk about proving love, this is what i mean. ACTIVE kindness. ACTIVE love. it can be easy to dismiss kindness, but i think the reaction to her passing shows it is not at all a placeholder
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I am Tired
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
YES! I have been cracking up thinking about the zoom call scene all week, this movie is such a weird and wonderful delight
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
👏
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lowkey offended on behalf of the moon though, she doesn’t deserve this slander
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am following along with like 95% of it no problem so, uh, thank you to my various French teachers in elementary and high school
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I am currently watching I Saw The TV Glow in French (French dub *and* subtitles for extra comprehension assistance) because that’s the only version Crave appears to have available
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
<screaming into the void intensifies> youtu.be/zKhm07eOJZM?...
youtu.be
How Well Do Keri Russell & Matthew Rhys Know Each Other?
YouTube video by Variety
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So hashtag blessed to still be getting new interviews with both of them together 8 years (!) after The Americans finished
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Listen!!!! variety.com/2026/awards/...
variety.com
Spies in the Woods: Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys on Their Emmy Nominations, Watching ‘Widow’s Bay’ and That ‘Diplomat’ Cliffhanger
Matthew Rhys and Keri Russell are a TV power couple with five Emmy nominations among them this year for "The Diplomat," "Widow's Bay" and more.
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Joe Hass @hassgocubs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Via @moryan.bsky.social via @runwithskizzers.bsky.social, a friendly reminder: JK Rowling is a transphobic bigot.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Premillennial Decompensationalist @smollusk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the best part is most of the "wait, there might be reasonable exceptions" posts are about the human skin book
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
don't even get me started on tim hortons' coffee consistently tasting like the beans were burned in the process of brewing
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
mcdonald's coffee has no right to taste as good as it does tbh
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
debating making another espresso shot to keep my brain from going into standby mode against my will
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i stayed up until 1:30 this morning to finish John of John (which is AMAZING, i devoured that thing in 24 hours) and i am well and truly paying the price at work right now
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
where is my esteemed patroness lady catherine de bourgh to fund my absolute NEED for all of these ROTE special editions
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have potentially convinced a friend to start reading the Lord John series totally independently of Outlander. The power I feel in wielding the words, "a closeted aristocratic gay British soldier in the 1700s solves crimes," to the book's exact target audience is unparalleled.
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"I AM NOT VAMPIRE FABIO!!!"
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i am listening to big bad wolf in full for the first time and lestat's crash out at the end is a+
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i still think Long Face slaps, I don't care what anyone says (in-universe or IRL)
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
my colleague found it funny, our HR would not have so i made sure to delete immediately LOL/RIP
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I accidentally replied to a colleague—in our work Google chat—with the slit throat Lestat smiling sticker which was not great (luckily my colleague is chill but I was like OOPS)
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
All time fave though
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"Flavius, hold me." @percywainwright.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
They are in good company 🫣
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