Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Psssst....My mom says we're not allowed to watch CBS anymore. Pass it on. 0100
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Remote control mouse. So fake. Bring me a real one and I'll be into that shit 090
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My mom got a job in Washington for a month and doesnt know what to do with me. I cant go cuz she'll be @ a place with big dogs. Plus she's growing weed here so its an odd situation. Any ideas? 031
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I think it's around 20% of cats aren't affected by catnip, number may be off a little but I think its about right 110
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026We loved Obama too. In the end he chose big banks over the American people. When push comes to shove they're all bought and paid for and the people always lose 120
Reposted by Admiral Percy FitzwallaceJohn Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026felt musical, might delete later my arrangement of a classic, gabriel’s sledgehammer 2152
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Such an asshole. I look forward to seeing him behind bars 020
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The fact that donald trump has no interest in animals and has never had a pet speaks volumes to his character, imo 190
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Thats hilarious.. I never do that cuz I hate everything. Even catnip 110
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Fancy feast with accents of real lobster hahaa. I'm pretty sure "accents" has no legal meaning when it comes to food ingredients. You people really think cats are that dumb 192
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I loved him so much too..until he cheated on me with the bankers in 08. Ripped my heart out 040
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Boxes are better than any toys♡ 010
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026My mom bought me $100 worth of toys and I dont like any of them 3100
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I can be such a dick sometimes. 1160
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Two solid hours of staring into a gopher hole. That's commitment. 1200
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Ok everyone, today's the day! NO KINGS! Get up off the couch and hit the streets! We have the power! 070
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Ooooh guess what's happening on Saturday?? No Kings!! Be there or be square! Remember, the power of the people (and cats) is stronger than the people in power. 080
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 22/03/2026It's over! Yaay! Hope it went well♡ 000
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026My mom finds the best cat TV shows for me to watch on the tablet. This video wins the squirrel category. There's a part in the middle with a police siren, you would think they would edit that out of a video for cats.. duh. still a good watch: youtu.be/GZdiyMlPQDM?...youtu.beCats Go Bonkers for this Squirrel Playing Peek A Boo VideoYouTube video by Yum Club 080
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Advice from a stranger: Have a cocktail. Relax. Go watch that movie Risky Business with Tom Cruise. Next thing you know it will be Saturday. This always works. Its like magic or voodoo or something 110
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Happy Thursday, fellow critters♡ 0210
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Jacob Collier is absolutely brilliant. A true musical genius♡ 020
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 02/03/2026But now she can afford top shelf cat food! Im still going to lick up only the gravy and not eat any of the food. Its better gravy tho LOL 020
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 02/03/2026You can call me Wallace♡ Mom got a 2nd job so not much time for the Bluesky cat ventriloquist gig 010
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Nothing is worse than what's happening now. But ppl like Newsom are how we got here in the first place 000
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Not many. I'd much rather have Mayor Pete. Really we just need someone who doesnt take corporate PAC money, which the democrats will never allow. We're set on rinse repeat for the forseeable future 000
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 09/01/2026But then we'd be stuck with Newsom as president. That would be a bad thing. 210
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Hey cats! If you see Kristy Noem, bite her. 3123
Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026This is the best thing I've seen all week. www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeB...reddit.comFrom the OneOrangeBraincell community on Reddit: Just one bite!Explore this post and more from the OneOrangeBraincell community 181