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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace

@percyfitzwallace.bsky.social
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•••Ninja Varmint Slayer••• My people call me Wallace and sometimes You Little Stinker. I like cookies♡

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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Psssst....My mom says we're not allowed to watch CBS anymore. Pass it on.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Remote control mouse. So fake. Bring me a real one and I'll be into that shit
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
That would be sooo fun!
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My mom got a job in Washington for a month and doesnt know what to do with me. I cant go cuz she'll be @ a place with big dogs. Plus she's growing weed here so its an odd situation. Any ideas?
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I think it's around 20% of cats aren't affected by catnip, number may be off a little but I think its about right
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
We loved Obama too. In the end he chose big banks over the American people. When push comes to shove they're all bought and paid for and the people always lose
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Doc's a lunger
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
felt musical, might delete later my arrangement of a classic, gabriel’s sledgehammer
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Such an asshole. I look forward to seeing him behind bars
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The fact that donald trump has no interest in animals and has never had a pet speaks volumes to his character, imo
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Thats hilarious.. I never do that cuz I hate everything. Even catnip
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fancy feast with accents of real lobster hahaa. I'm pretty sure "accents" has no legal meaning when it comes to food ingredients. You people really think cats are that dumb
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I loved him so much too..until he cheated on me with the bankers in 08. Ripped my heart out
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Tree Rat
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Boxes are better than any toys♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My mom bought me $100 worth of toys and I dont like any of them
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I can be such a dick sometimes.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yup. He's no dummy.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Two solid hours of staring into a gopher hole. That's commitment.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ok everyone, today's the day! NO KINGS! Get up off the couch and hit the streets! We have the power!
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
This is my favorite♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hahaaaaa
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ooooh guess what's happening on Saturday?? No Kings!! Be there or be square! Remember, the power of the people (and cats) is stronger than the people in power.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It's over! Yaay! Hope it went well♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My mom finds the best cat TV shows for me to watch on the tablet. This video wins the squirrel category. There's a part in the middle with a police siren, you would think they would edit that out of a video for cats.. duh. still a good watch: youtu.be/GZdiyMlPQDM?...
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Cats Go Bonkers for this Squirrel Playing Peek A Boo Video
YouTube video by Yum Club
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Advice from a stranger: Have a cocktail. Relax. Go watch that movie Risky Business with Tom Cruise. Next thing you know it will be Saturday. This always works. Its like magic or voodoo or something
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Happy Thursday, fellow critters♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Jacob Collier is absolutely brilliant. A true musical genius♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
But now she can afford top shelf cat food! Im still going to lick up only the gravy and not eat any of the food. Its better gravy tho LOL
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
You can call me Wallace♡ Mom got a 2nd job so not much time for the Bluesky cat ventriloquist gig
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hello everyone♡
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Go outside?? Oh hell no
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Nothing is worse than what's happening now. But ppl like Newsom are how we got here in the first place
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Not many. I'd much rather have Mayor Pete. Really we just need someone who doesnt take corporate PAC money, which the democrats will never allow. We're set on rinse repeat for the forseeable future
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
But then we'd be stuck with Newsom as president. That would be a bad thing.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hey cats! If you see Kristy Noem, bite her.
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Admiral Percy Fitzwallace @percyfitzwallace.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
This is the best thing I've seen all week. www.reddit.com/r/OneOrangeB...
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