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The Priest of La Manchaland

@pequodsecondmate.bsky.social
116 followers 58 following 174 posts

From endless forbearance comes coexistence. So sing and cheer louder! The more pain you feel, bury it, suppress it with laughter! Let laughter never end here, at La Manchaland! (( parody pm account AAAAAGHHHHH ran by the same guy who runs the hugo account

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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
DON QUIXOTE HELP THERES WATER GOING AFTER ME HELP WHATTAGAN FUCKOOREH IS GOING ON
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Help. Help. I have 100 followers. The Admin has kidnapped me. // NYEH HEHE!!! He keeps doing shitty Papyrus impressions. // SHUT UP. ADMIN BLAST!!! GAHHH // WHAT SHALT BE THE FOOLISH PRIEST'S PUNISHMENT FOR BEING FAMOUS!?!?
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Look. I am going to the... bloodstore for blood milk... and bloodhorse food for Rocinante.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
im quoting this so that i could REALLY prove that this is me
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
My Hemo? Bar.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Play Ultrakill
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Yo. I stole this guy's phone. He killed someone and then passed out. He had no PIN on this. ... I'm calling Fanghu
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
OHOHOHOHOHOOHOHHO THIS SHIT IS GOOOOOOODDDD MY THIRST HAS BEEN QUENCHED HOHOHOHOOHOH BY THE WINGS I SHOULD HAVE DRANK IT A WHIIILEEEE AGO
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Killed someone. Will drinky later, and I will post my results.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Fuck it. Im going outside La Manchaland and I'm killing an innocent bystander. I will quench my thirst.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I have to suck someone. I NEEED to suck someone. I need blood. 501 years without blood. Need. Blood.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Does anyone relate to that guy? Ya know... that lad?
That guy
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sancho... I have conceived an idea most ingenious... Abandon all the other accounts and get the 3 that I use on mobile... may Ricardo rest in peace... ... and the red gays too.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
// OOC \\ Hi. This is Squaz. The lad who runs this account. Due to several problems including my mobile device my several accounts will not be active. This includes - @redgaze.bsky.social The Ricardo Account @hugofixer.bsky.social and @thesolbadguy.bsky.social.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
@orlando-il-furioso.bsky.social What do the youngins say about you? Dogman? Puppyboy? Share this information with us.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Wanna smoke weed in the backstreets and give the sweepers some?
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
feeling a bit sick
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
@hatredpmsky.bsky.social Where's the Shaker.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Cry cry oyugo you ni odore Heartbreak Mermaid
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Gorkem🪳🔞🧪⚠️ @ga1ahadysnc.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
SHITTING BRICKS
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Baka mitai
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Going to Vegas. Need more funds for a cooler amusement park.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The Cheese has overtaken. All prepare, all shall surrender.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
for some reason my hands are moving on their own
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
sotmach ahcijg from the cheese
Despair.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
mhm this grilled cheese is peak 😋
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
who wants The Cheese pictures
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The cheese has settled, but will find a host. The Hungry shall be the shell of The Cheese.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The cheese devours.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The cheese expands.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
The cheese is pulsating.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
new fear
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merky Listmas!!!!
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
... because of course I had to. That big fat guy with the chains and shitty cape probably can bust a good move, I'll see what he can do.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@bookhunterknight.bsky.social Yaoi Friday is almost ending. Please clutch this. My european brain will die without any yaoi.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
@bookhunterknight.bsky.social Wheres the Yaoi. It's Yaoi Friday. It's Yaoi O' Clock.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Poore- who the fuck are you and why are you in my house // I AM THE ADMIN OF THIS ACCOUNT please get out // NO // SEND VIDEOS OF PEOPLE DANCING/SHAKING IT FOR THE FIEND SHAKER i thought you were gonna // ADMIN BLAST // PLEASE IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS // hooonkk mimimi gregor
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Mattangan
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
@zer0novabloss0m.bsky.social Are you the abnormality that caused The Hogs?
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Due to me getting 50 followers, I will shake my holy buttocks. Prepare thyself.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Damn... these hogs got hands... or hooves. I lost, and worst part is, I thought about blood. Will Father even forgive me for this...?
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Don't worry everyone! I will use my cool priest powers to destroy the hogs!
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Time to go back to my room and eat hemobars. The true Bloodfiend life... Blood? Dear god... I'll need to whip myself for this...
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I hate hogs. Also, @slothfuldreamer.bsky.social, I'm back.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I am sailing back to my home, where Father lives and I see 500 hogs on top of a purple ship. What the fuck.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The hunt for Captain Ahab is unsuccessful. The Pequod will need to- She's online.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@headlibrarian.bsky.social Where is Captain Ahab.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I have broken through the doors to the giant building. I will begin my search for the captain.
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The Priest of La Manchaland @pequodsecondmate.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
@headlibrarian.bsky.social Let me in.
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