Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Is your theme park still not destroyed? 130
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Finally... that hangover lasted quite a bit... let's see how lo- 4 MONTHS!?!?!??!?! By the WINGS, I need to be more active! *cough* Uh... what'd I miss? 020
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Sheesh... I... am never never gonna drink that much... ever again... 041
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024... I have gotten used to this... limiting body. But sadly, I have not eaten in 2 moons... human flesh is delightful, even thinking about it makes my tusks grow, so close until it stabs my br- aaiyhnnn... Arm... arm is hun... hunger! Giv... give flesh, now! 010
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Puny... Hogform... first phase... bones are chan... changing... flesh is... te-tearing... hooves are... gro...growing... (A disgusting cacophony of screams and the sound of flesh tearing and molding.) I am... inexperienced with this body... Praised be John Hog. For he has given us courage. 040
Reposted by Hugolilya 🌿 @fancifulily.bsky.social · 14/12/2024you can, of course, write as yourself too!! anything you prefer i'd be super happy either way~🌟✨ colormytree.me/2024/01JF362...colormytree.meColor My Tree!Decorate Your Tree with Love: The Original Christmas Message Service Add a heartfelt ornament to your friend's tree, and we'll deliver your message on Christmas Day! 064
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Hog... Hogform... Hogform good... pa-pain... feel no longer... Hog cherishes... all... 030
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I have... 50 follo...followers... I shall... shake ass... shake ass tomorrow... in the name of Hogmind... ass shall be... thrown back... 072
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Love working for... hog... the great hog shall... encompass all and... love all... 052
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Join the... hogs... get special... name... Hogo shall... analyze this new... body. 140
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I'm going to La Manchaland and I see my friend who smokes weed with me and 500 hogs. 130
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Met a cool guy named Ricardo. He's the big brother of the middle. He offered me some weed! And you know how much I love weed. 060
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 08/11/2024Got a new profile picture. I'm out of the void and now into the great bubble. 060
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024Cannot be. Have unfinished work to do. Love eating Sweeper flesh. 050
Reposted by HugoProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 06/11/2024i love Meursault i want to pinch their cheeks 0214
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024I guess? ((hi this the owner of the account sorry for the long wait time)) 060
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 04/11/2024You call MY (alte.... something) office the STUPID BLUE RAINCOAT OFFICE!? Fuck you. Hugo blast. 040
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I got diamonds in my minecraft world. Life is truly peak. Don't kill yourself. 060
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024I think that's a newly opened up office. Can't help ye, bud. 010
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024FINALLY! I went through my operation and now my stubs for hands are replaced by prosthetics! Thanks @forestfortheflames.bsky.social. 060
Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024the what office open parentheses thank you phone for including a way to record my voice and translate it into text dot i am waiting for my prosthetic arm operation closed parentheses 010