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@hugofixer.bsky.social
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I'm Hugo! Hugo The (past) Hungover (PARODY PROJECT MOON ACCOUNT NOT AFFILIATED WITH PM AAH) ran by the ricardo account if this account goes ham then report to him

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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
How about destroyinglamanchalandmaxx?
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social Is your theme park still not destroyed?
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Finally... that hangover lasted quite a bit... let's see how lo- 4 MONTHS!?!?!??!?! By the WINGS, I need to be more active! *cough* Uh... what'd I miss?
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Guess who apparently had logged into this account on PC.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sheesh... I... am never never gonna drink that much... ever again...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
... I have gotten used to this... limiting body. But sadly, I have not eaten in 2 moons... human flesh is delightful, even thinking about it makes my tusks grow, so close until it stabs my br- aaiyhnnn... Arm... arm is hun... hunger! Giv... give flesh, now!
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hog! Ho... hog! Join... join the H-Hogmind! Hog! HOG!!!
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Grfggghhmm... Hog... be praised...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Puny... Hogform... first phase... bones are chan... changing... flesh is... te-tearing... hooves are... gro...growing... (A disgusting cacophony of screams and the sound of flesh tearing and molding.) I am... inexperienced with this body... Praised be John Hog. For he has given us courage.
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lilya 🌿 @fancifulily.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
you can, of course, write as yourself too!! anything you prefer i'd be super happy either way~🌟✨ colormytree.me/2024/01JF362...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Hog... Hogform... Hogform good... pa-pain... feel no longer... Hog cherishes... all...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I have... 50 follo...followers... I shall... shake ass... shake ass tomorrow... in the name of Hogmind... ass shall be... thrown back...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Praised be... the Hogmind... praised be... John Hog...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Love working for... hog... the great hog shall... encompass all and... love all...
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Join the... hogs... get special... name... Hogo shall... analyze this new... body.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I'm going to La Manchaland and I see my friend who smokes weed with me and 500 hogs.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Get jolly
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
La Manchaland manifested again. Is that my old mate?
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Met a cool guy named Ricardo. He's the big brother of the middle. He offered me some weed! And you know how much I love weed.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Fuck. This may be my last message. Goodbye.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
If I get 50 followers, I will do the coat shaker.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Sancho. I have conceived.
mpreg
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Got a new profile picture. I'm out of the void and now into the great bubble.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
The fault lies with @sinclairno11.bsky.social!
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Life is okay.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Cannot be. Have unfinished work to do. Love eating Sweeper flesh.
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ProjectMoon Anything Bot @pmanythingbot.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
i love Meursault i want to pinch their cheeks
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I guess? ((hi this the owner of the account sorry for the long wait time))
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Die
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
That's so sigma!
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Yeah. I'm imagining it.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Don't work smarter, try harder.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
You call MY (alte.... something) office the STUPID BLUE RAINCOAT OFFICE!? Fuck you. Hugo blast.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Life is bleak. Kill yourself. ((dont actually do that))
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I got diamonds in my minecraft world. Life is truly peak. Don't kill yourself.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I think that's a newly opened up office. Can't help ye, bud.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
FINALLY! I went through my operation and now my stubs for hands are replaced by prosthetics! Thanks @forestfortheflames.bsky.social.
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
the what office open parentheses thank you phone for including a way to record my voice and translate it into text dot i am waiting for my prosthetic arm operation closed parentheses
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Hugo @hugofixer.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
i shart my pants
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