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Gabriel Jones

@pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social
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Former game critic who can't find his niche. Interests include retro / obscure / arcade games, music (Mostly VGM & Prince), and whatever catches my eye (even if it's just for a moment). 1981 he/him

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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 9m
Crows - The Battle Action has movement I've never seen in a belt-scroller before (and I've played at least a few!) Watch as he walks diagonally even when all I'm doing is pressing up and down. #retrogaming #saturn
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zen_nif @zen-nif.bsky.social · 1h
love this...
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 6h
Alien Vs Predator A lot of depth and tough as nails. It's pretty good. #retrogaming #capcom
For a second boss, Razor Claws can be awfully mean.Sad as it may sound, reaching stage 4 on one credit is a record for me.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 14h
In 2027, I'll be focusing on reviews of Ninja games. I haven't worked out the specifics, but I figure most anything with action and ninjas can qualify. That includes titles like Ninpuu Sentai Hurricaneger for the Playstation 1. #retrogaming #psx
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 17h
I kinda like how Gran Chaser / Cyber Speedway looks. #retrogaming #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 19h
Today's look is at Silhouette Mirage. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/10/2026... It's Treasure on the Saturn. Is there anything that needs to be said? ...Maybe a little. #retrogaming #sega
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2026 Special - Silhouette Mirage
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
NEW VIDEO We're delivering pizza, we're watching a baby getting eaten by a fish, and we're watching me losing the will to live. It's a fun time! Obscure & Forgotten PS1 Games Vol.18 is out now! youtu.be/CKbJ5bFixRE
Thumnail for the Sean Seanson video Obscure & Forgotten PS1 Games Vol.18
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 21h
Weird. I dreamt that I purchased Unlimited SaGa from Target for $2.23.
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dale coop ☕️ @dalecoop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A new Famicom RPG is coming! Lady Stalker 2D reimagines the 1995 SNES classic as an 8-bit RPG, programmed by Hiroshi Naito (Dragon Quest III & IV, Landstalker)! 😍 🕹️ Kickstarter campaign: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit... #Famicom #Homebrew #NESdev #RetroGaming #ファミコン
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Coming soon: 33年ぶりのFC用完全新作RPG『レディストーカー2D』開発プロジェクト
懐かしくて、新しい。SFC用ソフト『レディストーカー』から生まれた新たな2D-RPGがFC用ソフトとなって登場!
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
More Silhouette Mirage #retrogaming
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Top 10 smile that must be protected.
Shyna Nera Shyna, the heroine of Silhouette Mirage.
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Calilo @calilo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Halloween theme #morrigan #lilith #darkstalker
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And now it works again. Good thing I said something.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Desktop Bluesky seems to be busted.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, my first experience with Silhouette Mirage was the WD shitshow.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Silhouette Mirage is going to be a tough review to write. It's so dense. #retrogaming #treasure #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Movin' on / CHAINDIVE 1st STAGE BGM
YouTube video by TECHNOuchi
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Playstation Datacenter @psxdatacenter.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ChainDive An englsh tranlation patch has been released by Bar Transmitter51 for SCPS-15054. Patch: romhack.ing/database/con... Video: youtu.be/IWsY4X09nAo #ps2 #psx #retrogames #playstation #ChainDive #translation #SCPS-15054 #sony #Alvion #shooter #チェインダイブ
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ChainDive - English Translation Release
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
14 hours into Cyber Doll. There are two areas that I go back to a TON. That when combined with the frequent enemy recolors and constant equipment / part upgrades makes for a pretty repetitive RPG. Still, getting new parts feels better than grinding experience. Counts for a lot. #retrogaming #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Being alone sucks for numerous reasons, but at least my home is always quiet.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Tired of working in a noisy fuck kitchen that has three radios blaring all weekend.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tonight's look is at Hissatsu! for the Sega Saturn. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/10/satu... It has some good ideas but... #retrogaming
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Saturn Look - Hissatsu!
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Tonight's look is at Hissatsu! for the Sega Saturn. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/10/satu... It has some good ideas but... #retrogaming
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Saturn Look - Hissatsu!
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Either November or December I hope.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shoutout to the one person who has been reading all of my "Women with Weapons in side-scrollers." game reviews this week. You are a shining gem. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-... #retrogaming
A collage of every side-scrolling game starring a woman with a weapon I've covered this year.
"The 2026 Special"

Games include the Valis series, Valkyrie Profile, Touhou Luna Nights, Cadash, Monster World IV, Kendo Rage, Adventure Island romhacks, Ex-Mutants, Athena, Monster Sanctuary, Run Saber, Castlevania series, Rabi-Ribi, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, and so many more.
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sin and I watched Take The X-Train, a 1987 OVA that asks the question: What if a train hijacked you?
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🚆👻Take the X Train (1987): The Weirdest Ghost Train in Anime? | Anime Podcast
YouTube video by Sinclair Lore
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today's Super Nintendo look is Arcana by HAL Laboratory. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/09/supe... It's alright. #retrogaming #snes
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Super Nintendo Look - Arcana
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh! I forgot to show ya'll my hella sweet ribcage.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cyber Doll 1 & 2. I don't want to give too much away, but you'll be stalked by a cyber assassin in a shopping mall. It's intense. 3. I completely shredded this low-level enemy to guarantee drops from the high-level enemy next to him. 4. Must be hard for cyborgs to get high. #retrogaming #saturn
"Shit! This one ain't any good, either..."
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nasu@TM31東7N25b @eakanasu.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
セリスとティナでハロウィンの魔女🎃🪄 #FF6
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He's trying his best.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh great. A wall of ninjas is guarding this onigiri.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I get so done in by video games sometimes. Who the fuck builds a wall of caltrops to guard their onigiri!?
Hissatsu! by KID Corp. for the Sega Saturn.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also, the developer is KID Corp. I think you already know one of their other games.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And yes, the game is based on the TV series of the same name... well... one of them at least.
Osei: "The disappearances... they're the Roju's doing."

Hissatsu! for Sega SaturnHissatsu Shigotonin
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Despite being a semi-dedicated Saturn collector in the past, I didn't know about Hissatsu! It seems like a neat halfway between Shinobi and Tenchu. Select two "Professionals" to infiltrate lairs and assassinate corrupt rulers. Later stages get excessive with the enemies though. #retrogaming
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today's look is at Parodius Da! for the Super Famicom. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/09/supe... yeah #retrogaming #snes
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Super Nintendo Look - Parodius Da!
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Keep a sharp eye out for kids wearing baseball caps. They'll give you key cards that'll open those pesky locked chests. #retrogaming #saturn
"It's a treasure box key. You can use it to open red boxes. I'll tell the other members about you, so"
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Says a lot that the doctor who figured out how to turn everyone into immortal cyborgs never used the tech on herself. "Nah. I'd rather die from the disease that causes all of my muscles to loosen until they fall off."
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Try not to pay too close attention to the fact that "hearts" in Cyber Doll are really just bio-engineered monstrosities. There are living, breathing, creatures imprisoned inside every cyborg's body. No wonder so many turn into psycho killers. #retrogaming #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also important are weapon levels. You'll notice here that one of my weapons has two different attack ratings. As I level up that weapon-type, the lower number will increase until it reaches the cap. Basically, Cyber Doll has a lot in common with Front Mission. #retrogaming #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It can be. The protag's head doesn't have much HP, so a few unlucky strikes could lead to a quick end. Bosses also hit hard.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cyber Doll for Sega Saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you know an enemy's capabilities, you can pick them apart pretty easily. For the first boss, I like to soften him up with the flamethrower. Since he attacks with chainsaws, destroying both arms will make him completely unable to attack. Then I punch him in the head until he's dead. #retrogaming
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now that I have your attention, be sure to "SEARCH" every enemy you run into. You'll be able to track their HP as well as see what parts they can potentially drop. Their stats are saved for all future encounters, so you can choose to avoid fighting them to save energy & ammo. #retrogaming #saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Which weapon should I take?
Give me one that'll make me come!

Cyber Doll for Sega Saturn
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The full Nekketsu Oyako write-up has been cancelled, so here's a short review: + Ambitious and weird. + Reminds me of some obscure doujin beatemup from 2002. - Way too much jank and lacks "OOMPH". #retrogaming #playstation
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today's Super Nintendo look is Sonic Blast Man. pepsimanvsjoe.blogspot.com/2026/09/supe... I hate this guy. #retrogaming #snes
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Super Nintendo Look - Sonic Blast Man
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's not the goal, but I can't escape the psyche damage when a screenshot I took 10 minutes into a game reaches a larger audience than any of my written works.
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Gabriel Jones @pepsimanvsjoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking back, the only posts of mine that ever "did numbers" were the dumb pictures that some big account decided to strap a rocket to. I have to wonder what I'm even doing here.
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