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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I saw the biggest one I've ever seen a couple months ago. Look at this chonker!!!

A mottled banana slug next to a twenty dollar bill. It is longer by like two inches. It is giant.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Hey quick question, what's that statue doing

Over the door to this god awful sign stands a statue and it looks like it's giving a Nazi salute

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I GOT SOME MOTHER FUCKING CRAB NACHOS IN A GOD DAMN FERRY BOAT

It's a plastic ferry holding nachos loaded with crab meat and some mediocre lemon slices.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Y'all wanna see me grab the tennis ball in my dog's mouth and spin in a circle for 6 seconds until he goes flying? Yeah of course you do

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

O'Neill cruz commits murder on live TV at the WBC

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Sports commentary areas are some of the most out of pocket unintentional humor And I don't know why people balk at alt-text. That shits just fun to do.

Masc user, who is rocking a beanie and looks like an anthropomorphic uncircumcised penis: @nfl I would love an explanation as to why you cheated Rams out of this game

(Side note, not that it matters to the larger picture, but he's ratio'd the fuck out at 9 likes, 71 comments)

Femme user: so, teams don't just lose games anymore, they're cheated of them? Like every game, now

(Side note continued, a healthy 18 likes to one comment ratio)

The OG male user again, for some reason that I can only assume is performance art: I am woke so I respect women.. but shut up you don't understand

(Final side note: zero likes, five comments ratio)

Oh and the comment section clearly has the design choices of Threads

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I'm sorry you had a rough day. I have something for you though 🥰

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Here's some cope for you to accept you inferior place in sports

My golden doodle is under the covers on my chest, sleeping peacefully

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Live updates from downtown Mount Vernon flooding

A side by side view of the flood wall, with water about three feet deep on the left and only a small puddle on the right

The downtown Mount Vernon bridge with water only about 6 feet below it

A bench on the Mount Vernon river walk with only part of the back and the tops of the arm rests showing

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

I wanted to make chipotle corn chowder. I also wanted to make gorgonzola chowder. So I did the sensible thing and Full Metal Alchemist'd them into one soup and it's insanely delicious.

A boiling pot of soup with visible onions floating about. It's a vibrant yellow color. It might remind you of the yellow of banana laffy taffy, though the flavor would not.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

It was much longer tbh but that's when everything crashed. I took an amazing photo of Beau on my camera and a classic buddy photo

A brindle goldendoodle next to a tricolor mini Aussie sitting on the floor and failing to look at the camera but you can tell they're being so patient for me.

My hand holding a DSLR camera. The screen is on, showing a photo of Beau, the brindle goldendoodle. The lighting falls on only half her face. It is very moody and brooding. She's staring directly at the camera and it is just her head. It is absolutely a movie poster of a biopic of someone very troubled.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

If this is my last game of the mariners season, I picked a good one

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Coil Up Tightly Millipede Vibing peacefully Predators giving up eating

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Does it suck the president stole my job and I had to move back home? Yes. Are there perks I've missed dearly? Also yes

A tray full of multiple plates full of various tacos and hot sauces

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Love rhodies. These are some of the ones in my parents yard. The pink is a good 20 ft tall.

Bright pink and dark red flower bushes sit on the edge of grass with forest behind them

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Took a mental health day and went to the beach. Great decision.

Arrow, a tricolor miniature Aussie, stands on an old piling in a mud field next to a bay, while snowcapped mountains rise in the distance

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

Pizza oven was a bit too hot and charred things too much but Bottom: pesto, burrata, calabrese, prosciutto Top: lemongrass and chili Thai sauce, mozza, shrimp, scallion, Thai pepper, Mama's Lil peppers, mushrooms

Pizzas are as described above. They look (and were) greasy and too charred, but you know what? Shit slapped and fuck the haters (the haters is me)

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

There is also a tomato cream sauce for dipping

The same sandwich out of the oven with melty cheese and cooked salami

And the final sandwiches, but into four pieces

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Pesto, prosciutto, smoked salmon, goat cheese, Mama's lil peppers, touch of mozza

A homemade and poorly formed but delicious looking pizza with the above toppings. It's more like a football than a round shape.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

This is my first ever attempt at a bechamel and let me tell you, this is fucking amazing.

A mac and cheese with a sauce that looks incredibly creamy. The kind of mac that stirring it gives noises to make anyone blush. American Pie had it wrong, it wasn't an apple pie, it was this mac and cheese.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Uhh, spam is generally stupid, but is this horny or a cry for help or both?

A squirting emoji, a bikini emoji, then the text "I'm tired. Please end it all here vagina lovers" then a heart, another squirt, a phone, and a hand pointing down to a URL that's cropped out

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

You can only eat one for the rest of your life, which one you picking?

Altoona pizza, which is some horrible looking crust with who knows what toppings because you can't see them, as this pizza is covered with American cheese slices. Being known as the town that turned Luigi in is the 2nd most embarrassing claim to fame and that's truly something.

A st louis style pizza. It's basically a Ritz cracker crust topped with provel cheese. It looks dry as all hell and like it could subtract flavor somehow.

Ohio Valley pizza. Looks fair normal, with tomato sauce, pepperoni, and shredded cheese that will go great once it's tossed in the oven -- what's that? The cheese and toppings are SUPPOSED to be uncooked? The sauce is just stewed tomatoes?! Oh fuck outta here. Lunchables ass bullshit

Quad City style pizza looks the most awful of any of these photos so far. They add malt to the crust, they cut it with scissors into strips instead of slices. Honestly it is the most appealing sounding of the pizzas I shared, but also the grossest looking.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

It's funny that the best way to see the SNF drone show was to not be in the stadium. Some friends at the game couldn't see it at all

Drones over Lumen field lit up and forming the Marshawn Lynch hold my dick touchdown celebration

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is Beau. She would sell you some MLM bullshit, I'm afraid. She's sweet and she means well, but she's a bit of a sucker.

A brindle goldendoodle in front of a pine tree looking off to the right.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

This is Arrow. He would sell single-origin coffee and tell you all about the beans he's been hyperfixating on and you'd realize he was absolutely shaking from all the caffeine he's been drinking

A tri-color mini Aussie next to a pine tree looking down and to the left.

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Hounds of the Matskervilles @pepperdrop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Oh, so I'm just gonna get insulted by a webpage? That's how this is gonna go? It gets worse and more personal. It called my listening masters-in-creative-writing bad 😭😭😭😭😭