Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm going to be controversial on main for a moment. "Edge of Tomorrow" is by far the best of the suggested titles for that movie. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't care how good your YouTube video is, if you segue to talking about the sponsor mid-topic without a notification, I will stop watching. 011
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Also, opening and closing times, with exceptions (like bank holidays) called out. 1151
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know when someone in cinema grins and the light reflects off their tooth with a "ting"? The weird thing *isn't* that reflected light should be completely silent. The weird thing is that we have accepted it so much that if film-makers ever omitted it, it would make the whole scene seem wrong. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching Maul:Shadow Lord. For a character with three lines of dialogue in Phantom Menace, this guy sure loves a good monologue. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 17/09/2026All fruit. All of it. It all has to go back to the orchards. 050
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My "I am not complicit" public statement sure is raising a lot of questions answered by the statement. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A lot of people must want to see this diverted traffic. There's signs for it everywhere. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's for sure the presence of the word "seduction" in the game description. I'd bet a lot of money that auto-tripped the adult game censor. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Asking companies to slow down in their race to invent artificial superintelligence is like asking them to slow down in their race to invent time machines. Predicting the most likely next word in a sentence is a longass way away from birthing Brainiac. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Was this before or after you guest hosted The Muppet Show? The 70s were a crazy time... 070
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Simply sit down with a pen and paper and work out exactly what Britain would look like today without the Norman conquest (should take about 5-10 minutes) then compare it to how it is. 030
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"Your Honour, be could not have been sucked out the window, as the window in question was at that point several hundred feet away and accelerating towards the Adriatic. He may have been sucked out the hole where the window had been, but as he has not asserted this, we move to dismiss." 040
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Their defence: "2020, zero passengers sucked out a window. 2021, zero passengers sucked out a window. 2022, zero passengers sucked out a window. 2023, zero passengers sucked out a window. 2024, zero passengers sucked out a window..." 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think they're throwing us the slop machines because they all need to make a billion dollars a month to stay afloat and that's the only part of AI that fifty million end-users *might* pay 20 bucks for. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Boosting 1-star reviews never ends well. People then start writing them just to try and go viral. 100
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 07/09/2026His preferred Lunchable is just a few coins stacked together, to pay the Ferryman. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 06/09/2026In fairness, anyone would have aged that much in 22 years... Wait... 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know that scene in The Wire where they just say "fuck" with no other dialogue? Someone should write a comic where it's just "bamf" and "snikt" and "thwip" and so on. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I finally have my full driver's license. I can now legally: 1. Drive unaccompanied 2. Drive on motorways 3. Drive unaccompanied on motorways 4. Meet people at parties and other events and ask which way they came 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It's only Rugby if it comes from the Rugby region. Otherwise, it's just Sparkling Eggball. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If Game of Thrones has thought us anything, it's how to deal with sociopathic narcissists who live in castles alongside rivers named the Blackwater. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 20/08/2026But of an overreaction to a comedy award from those protestors... 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 20/08/2026But the village elders know all the *really good* books of ancient curses! 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I remember the "Bruce Wayne: Murderer/Fugitive" arcs from a few years back. They were collected into TPBs and I bought them. Turns out the killer was some character acting out a grudge from some comic years before, who hadn't been mentioned in any of the TPBs before the reveal. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bell's Field, Cork, taken from about a mile away this evening. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026For fun, we put the classic story "Don't invent the Torment Nexus" into a Torment Nexus. The results are fascinating. 073
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I misread the first line as, "We're no strangers to love." Which isn't Yeats, but is certainly poetry. 4440
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/08/2026You of all people know you need *informed* consent. Explain the procedure *before* you turn on the gas 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If Doctor Strange practiced medicine the same way he practiced magic in No Way Home: Peter: I have a stomach ache. Strange: Lie on the table. Strange (as he's cutting): I'm going to remove your liver. 100