Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 9hI'm going to be controversial on main for a moment. "Edge of Tomorrow" is by far the best of the suggested titles for that movie. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I don't care how good your YouTube video is, if you segue to talking about the sponsor mid-topic without a notification, I will stop watching. 011
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know when someone in cinema grins and the light reflects off their tooth with a "ting"? The weird thing *isn't* that reflected light should be completely silent. The weird thing is that we have accepted it so much that if film-makers ever omitted it, it would make the whole scene seem wrong. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching Maul:Shadow Lord. For a character with three lines of dialogue in Phantom Menace, this guy sure loves a good monologue. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A lot of people must want to see this diverted traffic. There's signs for it everywhere. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Asking companies to slow down in their race to invent artificial superintelligence is like asking them to slow down in their race to invent time machines. Predicting the most likely next word in a sentence is a longass way away from birthing Brainiac. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I finally have my full driver's license. I can now legally: 1. Drive unaccompanied 2. Drive on motorways 3. Drive unaccompanied on motorways 4. Meet people at parties and other events and ask which way they came 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bell's Field, Cork, taken from about a mile away this evening. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 11/08/2026For fun, we put the classic story "Don't invent the Torment Nexus" into a Torment Nexus. The results are fascinating. 073
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If Doctor Strange practiced medicine the same way he practiced magic in No Way Home: Peter: I have a stomach ache. Strange: Lie on the table. Strange (as he's cutting): I'm going to remove your liver. 100
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Today I learned that the Fenians (the 19th-century Irish revolutionary group) helped fund the first working submarine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ph...en.wikipedia.orgJohn Philip Holland - Wikipedia 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif etc.static.klipy.comWelcome to the Party, PalAlt: John McLane saying "Welcome to the Party, Pal" out of a broken window to the cop he just about almost got killed. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"I wish I had enough poison for the whole pack of you. I would gladly give my life to watch you all swallow it. I will not give my life for Joffrey's murder. And I know I'll get no justice here, so I will let the gods decide my fate. I demand a trial by Clacton by-election!" 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 25/07/2026“We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.” Terry Pratchett - The Last Continent 070
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 23/07/202624 hours later and I'm still annoyed. *We can't just call him 'Ram Man' with no explanation. That would sound silly." "Dude, do you expect people tuning into a He-Man movie in the year 2026 to be offended by sillyness?" And where the hell was Orko?! 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Just watched the new he-man movie. What the actual fuck. I've never seen an adaptation so embarrassed by its own source material before. They couldn't introduce a single character or element of the story without couching it with a bad joke or a stage wink. 230
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I just spent 20 minutes talking to Mitch McConnell and he says he's fine and is watching the news and keeping up with events. I'd have asked more questions but the spooky lady in the tent wanted three more pieces of silver. 020
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Spoke to Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today. He bobbed up and down and said "gottle of geer, gottle of geer", in a voice strangely similar to Stephen Miller, who was sitting beside him. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Emperor Dragonfly seen flitting about the River Lee in Cork today. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A grey heron and three Cormorants sunning themselves. Spotted on my lunch walk today. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 06/07/2026For your great service, Frodo, I name thee Elf-friend. And for your unwavering dedication to Frodo, Samwise Gamgee, I name thee Elf-friend-of-a-friend. Lastly, Merry and Pippin, you shall forever be called Elf-colleagues-from-work. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Do you celebrate your anniversary on the date you proposed, or the day you got married? Do you celebrate your divorce on the date you filed the papers, or the date it became final? Is your birthday the day you were born or the day your parents started trying to conceive? 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Every summer, people from either side of the Atlantic argue about heat and humidity and building construction and air conditioning and oh my god can we skip it for this year please. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 15/06/2026You have to admit that "UFC event on the White House lawn" would make the best Hitman level of all time. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Cork today, where two swans seem to have adopted a batch of very ugly ducklings. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It's a bit of a relief that the He-Man movie is failing. If it became a franchise, we'd have to have about the Masters of the Universe Cinematic Universe. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 01/06/2026If Star Trek is in the future and everything is metric, why isn't he named Kilometers O'Brien? 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 28/05/2026"Guys, we *really* need to come up with some sort of plan to defend Minos Korva." - Captain Picard to the Admiralty, upon returning home 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 18/04/2026The 1926 Irish census results were out today. The people living in my house back then are the same ones who were living there in 1911. I got to thinking about all the stuff they saw when they lived here. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 31/03/2026You're like an angel who fell from heaven. What was his name again...? Satan! That's it. You're like Satan. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Me, walking down the alley in Metropolis opposite the Daily Planet: "Why are there so many shirt buttons lying about the place???" 001
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 23/02/2026This Idiot Jigsaw is simply titled "Stripe". Artist unknown. 010
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Predator Badlands 2: Dek visits the planet Pandora and murders everything. 110
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I'm sitting in a pub and the power has gone out for the entire neighborhood. No idea what happens next. 120
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Oh wow, Mock The Week got that guy from the last Bond movie as a panelist. 000
Paul @peon47.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I'm still going to be writing "year of the snake" on cheques for weeks... 000