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@pensiveuphoria.bsky.social
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NY - Dog Dad - Proud Geek - 🏳️‍🌈 “I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls”.

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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“You gave Jenny the huggies!?”
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
All completely reasonable 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Particular in which areas? 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It’s an episode of the Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And holy crap that’s Daniel Radcliffe too!!
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A surprise morning when Tracey Morgan and a film crew are on your street 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Don’t take my straight man badonkadonks away from me 😭
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same vibe 😅
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Sharon Stone's Safe Word: Keep Going
ALT: Sharon Stone's Safe Word: Keep Going
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I want to say Happy Birthday on my knees for some reason 😅🥵
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This post took so many turns 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love that my discover tab only includes funny posts and pics of hot men in various states of undress. Now THAT is perfect algorithm curation
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is it wrong that I want to try to untie that knot with my mouth? 😅🙊😈
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Woman Says 'Jealous?' with VH1 Logo
ALT: Woman Says 'Jealous?' with VH1 Logo
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s never just the tip, no matter what they tell you 🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So fucking dumb 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk on Monday night at a piano bar. It’s gonna be a long week 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not gonna lie I’ve always lowkey loved the underwear shampoo bottle trend
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took me getting to my 40s but I’ve never been more positive about my body image and comfortable in my physicality. Better late than never I guess 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Your call is important to us”… if that were true you wouldn’t have made me navigate 4 menus and 2 AI voice assistants before getting to this point 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something something powers restored. But alas, the gray in the temples is getting more noticeable 🧑🏻‍🦳😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
50 what? Because it certainly can’t be years 🤯
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The older I get and they crazier things become, the more I get what he was saying 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In an attempt to fight off the Sunday scaries, I will post pictures of my body for cheap dopamine 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I haven’t been a teacher for years, but Labor Day still fills me with the start of school dread 🥴😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will never not enjoy seeing a cute guy in his underwear
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When you’re cooking dinner for a friend for their birthday and they take candid pics and they’re pretty good haha
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All the attention is being given to Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter but we shouldn’t ignore his turn as the evilly camp Cardinal Richelieu
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which other 80 year-old celebrity icons are out there? We need to bubble wrap them immediately. 
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ain’t that the damn truth!
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Son of a bitch 😭 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80
The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In case you’ve never seen it youtu.be/f98zNGz-TII?...
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Dolly Parton Kennedy Center Honors 2006-Reba McEntire, Reese Witherspoon, Kenny Rogers, Shania Twain
YouTube video by John Flanagan
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So I’m gonna watch 9 to 5 and Steel Magnolias tonight and CRY cry
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly!? Noooo 😭😭😭😭
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New Jersey, Delaware, and Maine could ruin my life and I would thank them for it 🥵😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This thunder tho 😳😳
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Input 6 digit verification code and checks “remember this device”. Sign in the next day and need another verification code. Checks “remember this device”. Sign in the next day and need another verification code…and over and over and over until I die.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just got this text. I almost want to answer it. How do you attach a two page screed to a text message? 😅🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Boarding my flight home. They gate checked my carry on, there’s a baby in the seat behind me, a dog in the seat across the isle, and a guy eating a drippy hamburger in the seat next to me. I’m not even kidding. It’s like a perfect storm. Do I get a prize? Am I being punked? Lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Been sitting in a coffee shop for the past couple hours reading and people watching. Theres a group of 5 college aged kids two tables away from me. They haven’t picked up their phones once and they’re talking about books. Oh god…maybe there is hope after all. Lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Walking around the Castro and seeing all the older gay couples — gays in their 60s and 70s. They survived the madness faced by their generation and are still thriving. Love it.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Line around the corner for a burrito but it was so worth it. Best burrito I’ve ever had in my life 😋😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🎶Everywhere you look🎶 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yes…Classic fashion. Case closed. 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When your bf is a plant gay and staying at his place feels like sleeping in a rainforest 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Now over 1000 miles into this road trip I’ve come to realize that I am now “let me use the bathroom while we’re here just in case” years old 😅😂
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m spending the night in Redding, CA on my continuing Cali road trip and it’s actually an adorable little city with a lot of natural beauty around it
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can check Sequoia off my national Park visit list
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s just a big fuc*ing tree lol
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