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@pensiveuphoria.bsky.social
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NY - Dog Dad - Proud Geek - 🏳️‍🌈 “I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls”.

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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not gonna lie I’ve always lowkey loved the underwear shampoo bottle trend
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It took me getting to my 40s but I’ve never been more positive about my body image and comfortable in my physicality. Better late than never I guess 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Your call is important to us”… if that were true you wouldn’t have made me navigate 4 menus and 2 AI voice assistants before getting to this point 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Something something powers restored. But alas, the gray in the temples is getting more noticeable 🧑🏻‍🦳😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The older I get and they crazier things become, the more I get what he was saying 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In an attempt to fight off the Sunday scaries, I will post pictures of my body for cheap dopamine 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I haven’t been a teacher for years, but Labor Day still fills me with the start of school dread 🥴😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I will never not enjoy seeing a cute guy in his underwear
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When you’re cooking dinner for a friend for their birthday and they take candid pics and they’re pretty good haha
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All the attention is being given to Tim Curry as Frank-N-Furter but we shouldn’t ignore his turn as the evilly camp Cardinal Richelieu
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Which other 80 year-old celebrity icons are out there? We need to bubble wrap them immediately. 
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Son of a bitch 😭 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
Tim Curry, Outlandish Star of ‘The Rocky Horror Picture Show,’ Dies at 80
The three-time Tony nominee terrified audiences in Stephen King's 'It' and was a prolific voice actor as well.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In case you’ve never seen it youtu.be/f98zNGz-TII?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton Kennedy Center Honors 2006-Reba McEntire, Reese Witherspoon, Kenny Rogers, Shania Twain
YouTube video by John Flanagan
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So I’m gonna watch 9 to 5 and Steel Magnolias tonight and CRY cry
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly!? Noooo 😭😭😭😭
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
New Jersey, Delaware, and Maine could ruin my life and I would thank them for it 🥵😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This thunder tho 😳😳
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Input 6 digit verification code and checks “remember this device”. Sign in the next day and need another verification code. Checks “remember this device”. Sign in the next day and need another verification code…and over and over and over until I die.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Just got this text. I almost want to answer it. How do you attach a two page screed to a text message? 😅🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Boarding my flight home. They gate checked my carry on, there’s a baby in the seat behind me, a dog in the seat across the isle, and a guy eating a drippy hamburger in the seat next to me. I’m not even kidding. It’s like a perfect storm. Do I get a prize? Am I being punked? Lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Been sitting in a coffee shop for the past couple hours reading and people watching. Theres a group of 5 college aged kids two tables away from me. They haven’t picked up their phones once and they’re talking about books. Oh god…maybe there is hope after all. Lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Walking around the Castro and seeing all the older gay couples — gays in their 60s and 70s. They survived the madness faced by their generation and are still thriving. Love it.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Line around the corner for a burrito but it was so worth it. Best burrito I’ve ever had in my life 😋😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
🎶Everywhere you look🎶 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When your bf is a plant gay and staying at his place feels like sleeping in a rainforest 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Now over 1000 miles into this road trip I’ve come to realize that I am now “let me use the bathroom while we’re here just in case” years old 😅😂
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m spending the night in Redding, CA on my continuing Cali road trip and it’s actually an adorable little city with a lot of natural beauty around it
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That’s just a big fuc*ing tree lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
In traffic on the way to the beach. But the natural lighting was good 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pretending to be a rich person at the Coronado Hotel 🤣🧐
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I know San Diego has an historically temperate climate but humidity is still a thing. They need to more fully embrace the concept of air-conditioning here😅🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just landed in San Diego and I’m going to spend a few days here before the rest of my California trip. Just finding out now that it’s actually pride weekend here in San Diego this weekend. And I didn’t bring anything to wear.😂🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
One of the only flights I’ve ever been on where almost no one stood up right away after landing. Amazing
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A 6:30am flight. It sounded like a good idea when I booked it 3mos ago 😅😂😴
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Believe it or not you’re looking at the George Washington Bridge. But you can’t see it because of thick fire smoke from over 1000 miles away. Insane.
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Aww I really didn’t want Argentina to win
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Here in NYC just today we are dealing with above average heat, low air quality due to wild fire smoke, AND deadly fruits and vegetable. Sure. This is totally sustainable 😅🤦‍♂️
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ok fellow Broadway nerds, what’s your favorite made up/nonsense/clever Broadway lyric or lyrical phrase? I think mine is ‘tinpantithesis of melody’. I want to hear yours. I’m hoping for some really deep dives on this one haha
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So during my California trip in two weeks, I might have the chance to spend a day at Disneyland. I have never been before. Who has some advice on which ticket to get and what to do with only one day at the park? Please help lol
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A polo shirt with a bathing suit. I’ve officially become my father 😅
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
At a restaurant where your meal includes a trip to the salad bar and I feel that’s not something I’ve seen since I was a kid and I love it haha
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trying to smile while this group of girls next to me at the bar is equal parts hilarious and annoying
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’m watching the Switzerland - Colombia game at this bar and the Swiss manager is daddy 😛
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ohh I’m drunk in the middle of the afternoon on a Tuesday. Excuse me while I become insufferable on bluesky 😂
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So the pic of my feet got 4x’s the likes as my selfie. So either my feet are that much prettier than my face or you all are just a bunch of freaks 😅😂
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A beachside bar and a book. My needs are simple
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mint chocolate chip— the gayest ice cream flavor 😋
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So who here has a beach house and wants a house husband? I will quit my job and live in your beach house and take care of you. 😂🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not a single ray of sunshine on the beach today but my Casper white ass is still getting a sunburn🥴🤣
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Fitz @pensiveuphoria.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
So here’s my old man question of the day: why are young straight guys now wearing underwear that is longer than their shorts?
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