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PensiveGargoyle

@pensivegargoyle.bsky.social
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🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 He/Him/Sir Just this guy going through life in Belleville,.Ontario.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Share a daughter? They each get a piece?
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That is confusing. Why else would you go? I thought seeing so many men in a kinky/sexual context was the point.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Get the kind that also has a zipper? That does make it a lot easier.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ew!
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you decided you loved AI, then you would love AI. Update your priors!
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No need to lie to do that.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I've seen that drink. I didn't know they had a hat.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There you are. I was wondering when you were going to show up. Time to drink some twenty buck chuck.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I guess maybe the point is that this is what you'd see if you were giving him a blowjob and looked up. Well, what a normal person would see, anyway. I just see a blur without my glasses.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We found this leather bear in a thrift shop today. He's fantastic. The tag on his vest gave me a huge laugh. Um...maybe one day they are.
One teddy bear in a fine leather vest.A tag inside the leather vest that says "Kids are leather people too."
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not sure if it's just because I thought that or I was starting to get too old for it at that time but I never had an interest in the Dinobots.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I realized it. It was an early source of "feelings". Shipwreck was great and I really think Snow Job might be the cause of some things.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. Thank you, Tim Curry for Rocky Horror and so much more.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Now I must see mobility scooter jousting.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I used to get this.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh my. Samsung has interesting ideas about what I might want to do with a vacuum.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Point to your grocer's package. Instructions understood.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think we would have had a hard time with that too. It is expensive but we love The Apple. It's such a trainwreck.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I would but the dads shopping at Wal-Mart probably wouldn't go for it.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I see it's Sandra Lee cocktail time.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Determining if sir dresses right or dresses left for the purpose of suit alterations, surely.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
A Crisco cozy! How fantastic that is.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
These things continue to get more and more ridiculous.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I saw this in a store a while ago.
A box for a cooking device called Babycook.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's so tiny and cute. You had to.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It's supposed to sound like that. Very very influential on the genre to the point that there's still relatively new stuff that sounds a lot like it. youtu.be/qNC9oB1j0iQ?... That could almost be a Skinny Puppy song.
youtu.be
Black Walks Eternal
YouTube video by Statiqbloom - Topic
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Half the movie is E.T. falling into pits.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is the sort of thing a younger me might have done had it been available, I fear. It's a substantial miracle I'm not single.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Cybertronic Spree do a very respectable cover of it in case you felt like seeing it performed by Transformers.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No thanks, Betty. I already have one of those that eats popcorn properly.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why yes, I do have some spare change.
A large statue representing a Canadian $2 coin.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
That's half of gay Reddit.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
It's sort of like Stephen Harper's outfit when he went to Stampede. Nothing that wrong with it in itself but you need to have the right personality to fill the costume.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Yes. I've worn shorts that way.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is from Stirling Book Company in Stirling, Ontario where they were nice enough to offer us cake. This is no criticism of them, but seriously, Taylor Swift and Kelce brothers Little Golden Books? It's celebrity-worship time, little Timmy. Bleck! We all know she picked the wrong brother too.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
J'aime visiter les placettes pubiques. Ottawa suddenly became more interesting.
ctvnews.ca
Error on French-language posters in downtown Ottawa turning heads
An apparent translation error on posters promoting a City of Ottawa initiative is turning some heads in downtown Ottawa, swapping one French word for another with a very different meaning.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
A box for the "Anybear" brand vacuum sealer offering smart suction.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Maybe there was a very limited form of safety in obscurity but nobody can live freely that way. Not that this obscurity has been available to trans people at all times either. Some will never pass and those who do had to go through some time when they did not pass.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Worth it.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've been considering some local activities to possibly go to later in the summer and there's this food and crafts event that among other things has something called Touch-a-Truck. That sounds okay but I was hoping more for Touch-a-Trucker.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Which is okay, but only if you make a hobby of it.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I too had to pause for a little while on that part of the episode.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We dropped in on Bay of Quinte Pride today which was nice, then discovered what's up in Napanee. Not much, apparently, but there is a nice river.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He does bring a whole new meaning to "Once you pop, you can't stop."
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As usual, it's about trying to generate revenue, not about trying to provide a good experience.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I get rugby. There are hot men that play rugby and unlike in football you can see them.
hot.men
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Something with a sense of existence really would be better.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Never mind the adult part. I used to use Galaxian for that when I was little.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Mayest thou accompany me to the suckatorium?
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
It could be worse. I have friends that found out the house they were thinking about bidding for is radioactive.
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