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PensiveGargoyle

@pensivegargoyle.bsky.social
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🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🐻 He/Him/Sir Just this guy going through life in Belleville,.Ontario.

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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There you are. I was wondering when you were going to show up. Time to drink some twenty buck chuck.
bankofcanada.ca
Canada’s new vertical $20 bank note
Check out Canada’s new #vertical20 bank note, featuring advanced and dynamic security features.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We found this leather bear in a thrift shop today. He's fantastic. The tag on his vest gave me a huge laugh. Um...maybe one day they are.
One teddy bear in a fine leather vest.A tag inside the leather vest that says "Kids are leather people too."
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It was great when it all began. I was a regular Frankie fan. Thank you, Tim Curry for Rocky Horror and so much more.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Oh my. Samsung has interesting ideas about what I might want to do with a vacuum.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why yes, I do have some spare change.
A large statue representing a Canadian $2 coin.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This is from Stirling Book Company in Stirling, Ontario where they were nice enough to offer us cake. This is no criticism of them, but seriously, Taylor Swift and Kelce brothers Little Golden Books? It's celebrity-worship time, little Timmy. Bleck! We all know she picked the wrong brother too.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
J'aime visiter les placettes pubiques. Ottawa suddenly became more interesting.
ctvnews.ca
Error on French-language posters in downtown Ottawa turning heads
An apparent translation error on posters promoting a City of Ottawa initiative is turning some heads in downtown Ottawa, swapping one French word for another with a very different meaning.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Without downloading new pics what’s it like dating you?
A box for the "Anybear" brand vacuum sealer offering smart suction.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've been considering some local activities to possibly go to later in the summer and there's this food and crafts event that among other things has something called Touch-a-Truck. That sounds okay but I was hoping more for Touch-a-Trucker.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
We dropped in on Bay of Quinte Pride today which was nice, then discovered what's up in Napanee. Not much, apparently, but there is a nice river.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm tempted to get one of these for Halloween. Yikes!
A creepy face mask for beauty purposes thar lights up.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm not as much a fan of this as @nickwrites.ca is but I decided to stop by and be a Tim Ho while out on a walk.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
The local newspaper needs some help. According to them there will be a place this summer that has food trucks serving you French fires and friends. Sure, serve me friends with an international flair out of your truck, please.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This is a much better name for a gay bar than a grape variety.
A photo of a Himrod variety grape vine packaged for sale.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
We happened across Planet Earth today, a movie written by Gene Roddenberry that gives you the impression that Doctor Pulaski from Star Trek used some real kinky hologram programs when she was young. I choose to make this idea part of my Star Trek headcanon. It's too amusing.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
None more cruel than the cherry crueller.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie. Winter always does bad things to how I feel.
A tree that has had a carving of an old bearded man placed on it.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Looking at what's going on outside today I'm going to need this on later for inspiration as I shovel the driveway. There will be a lot of diggy diggy.
youtu.be
WIND ROSE - Diggy Diggy Hole (Official Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I thought this was a recreational activity and not a contest.
A sign promoting a Butts on the Buzz Challenge.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Our local theatre in town is where Canadian music careers go to die.
A photo of a small town theatre with a display showing that Gowan is playing there on February 10th.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'm partial to a nice slice of bear.
youtu.be
Nobody Beats Our Meat Commercial
YouTube video by Found Footage Fest
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I happened across this amusing ad in a local publication. Downsizing specialists? Downsizing from the Palace of Versailles?
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
What did a nice island like Cyprus do to deserve that? It seems harsh for parking all over the sidewalk as they tend to do.
nbcnews.com
Kevin Spacey says 'I literally have no home,' is working as nightclub singer in Cyprus
The Oscar winner is living out of hotels and Airbnb rentals in hope Hollywood gives him another chance.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just saw a commercial that seems to try to make the point that the wine they sell is only good for developing photographs with. Ouch. Whose idea was that? youtu.be/ot3guBw64K4?...
youtu.be
Henry of Pelham: Developed Through Time
YouTube video by Henry of Pelham
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So there is actually something gay in town to do. You learn a lot about a new place looking at police incident reports and I found one yesterday about two guys getting taken in for an indecent act following cruising. You'd think they'd know how to do that better being 63 and 74 years old.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Somehow this is not a strip club.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Out to see mass quantities of trees, cute small town shops and a hot waiter (not pictured, sorry).
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
If you see this skeet, Skeet a pic from your device with no explanation.
A slate sitting on a 19th Century schoolroom desk with "Not interactive,  Do not touch" written on it.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
We had sort of a museum-filled day yesterday at Doors Open Quinte West. Never start talking to someone from a small town historical society. You're going to learn way more than you wanted to.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I came across this album of orchestral adaptations of 80s hit songs. In general, not bad. There was this, though. It's not musically bad but it does sound exactly like what I think the theme from a Disney remake of The Neverending Story would sound like. May that horror never come to pass.
youtu.be
Never Ending Story (feat. Ana Kohler) – Alex Christensen & The Berlin Orchestra (Official Video)
YouTube video by Alex Christensen
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
We did lots of exploring today.
Billiards Room at Glanmore HouseBelleville City Council ChamberSpyro and Flint intent on examining cabbages in front of a log cabinBriefcase for sale. It says that it's a secret agent's briefcase and come with diplomatic immunity for only $10.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
We went down to the marina today and @flintcdn.bsky.social took this. Looks like I really need to find where we packed my clippers, I'm starting to have hair.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
You really find out how fit you're not when you move. Especially when U-Haul are all out of dollies for some reason. I'm going to lie down and not get up for a while now.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Let it never be said that your experience is of no practical use. It is apparently possible to be paid to jerk off a whale. www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Marineland orcas: Male 'sexually stimulated' to avoid inbreeding
Wikie, 24, and her 11-year-old son Keijo still don't have a new home despite months of wrangling.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
An interesting question. I think how I'll answer this is using artists that got me into something I've stuck to for the rest of my life. Iron Maiden Dead Kennedys The Cure Nine Inch Nails Loreena McKennitt
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Okay, Scanners it is!
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
The sheer quantity of ads I see for online casinos is making me start to feel about gambling the same way some asexual people say they feel about content that assumes that everyone wants to have sex. I don't have an interest in it. I don't want to do it. Leave me alone!
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Increase a band: Microwar of Steel
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I can ask him for anything? Is that a promise, Ontario Beef?
youtu.be
Ask Your Butcher - How to cure hiccups?
YouTube video by Ontario Beef
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I read a short story called The Murderer from 1953 by Ray Bradbury in which someone destroys his smart watch, other communications devices and the Internet of Things stuff in his house because it's all so annoying. The only thing he got wrong is the idea that this would get you psychiatric care.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
This, also the teacher awkwardly fast-forwarding through the naked sex scene in the 1968 movie version of Romeo and Juliet.
media.tenor.com
a cartoon pineapple with arms and eyes is holding its fist in the air
ALT: a cartoon pineapple with arms and eyes is holding its fist in the air
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
This seemed like an odd choice for the name of an event. I guess it started off by finding out that someone there is going to die.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Pride is great but it does make my feet hurt. If I didn't have to make something to eat I wouldn't move off my sofa now for hours.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
We had a lovely day at the beach watching a duck get sexually harassed by another duck. Pepe Le Pew would have said this drake should just give up already. Also stickers!
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Using food to show where I grew up:
A photo of goat rotiA photo of butter tartsA photo of a peameal bacon sandwichA photo of maple sugar candy
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
These people knew what they were doing. I suddenly really need to have something caulked.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's a nice stamp but inaccurate. Nobody's getting a blow job in the bushes.
toronto.citynews.ca
Canada Post celebrates Hanlan's Point Beach in Toronto with new stamp
Canada Post recently launched a Pride campaign honouring four historical turning points in the movement for queer and transgender rights.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I looked down as I sat on a park bench to discover I had a new caterpillar friend. I also found out that goat etiquette is a thing.
Me looking down to see a caterpillar about to enter my shirt.A sign describing goat etiquette - asking you not to disturb grazing goats.
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PensiveGargoyle @pensivegargoyle.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
My first CD. I wanted to start by replacing my Iron Maiden tapes and so I began at the beginning. I got this and a few other things at this wonderful booth at a flea market that sold used CDs.
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