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@penguinite.dev
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Software engineer (for fun, and complex moral reasons), 🇩🇰dk. he/him. I exist to confuse or be confused. penguinite.dev

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 13/10/2026
OH: "Why are they asking me for my social security number? They all got leaked recently, they should know it."
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/10/2026
I still remember those "investment portfolio" scams where you get some random webpage popup promising a new, "revolutionary" investment method that is guaranteed to bring you return on investment. New years brings new scams.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/10/2026
I feel called out by the posture
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/10/2026
I need new words, English bores me.
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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
looked up mine and this is killing me lmao
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
aight
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/10/2026
ok but if he was good then he'd take out cancer, and he didn't. this proves he is dangerous.
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Yeah_Thatbloke @yeahthatbloke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I love is how these animals are going to be the new names for currency. "That'll cost ya - three hogs and a puffin, mate." "That place is too pricey - they charge an arm and a badger."
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Crossed off a bucket list item to attend Comic Con in a handmade costume. Had a great time, made friends, and I'm completely wiped out 🥹 life is short. Be a nerd, be free
Two people dressed in elaborate Star Wars-inspired Mandalorian costumes pose together at a crowded convention. The person on the left wears a gold helmet, brown chest armor, a blue tunic with fur-trimmed shoulders, leather gloves, and tall brown boots. They hold a long silver staff-like weapon and have additional metallic accessories attached to their belt. The person on the right wears glossy black futuristic armor with a full-face helmet featuring narrow, glowing red eye slits and carries a large black sci-fi rifle. Other convention attendees, some in costume, are visible in the softly blurred background.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 11/10/2026
Honestly disappointed it cut off where it did, what he says next is funny.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026
> "Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" > "No." > ... "Wait, can he do that?"
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026
Gonna make an IOSYS Overdrive parody about class methods, call that shit "Override"
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026
"For the lack of a better Word", I am gonna stop you right there, we do have a better Word and it's LibreOffice.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 26/09/2026
> Look for apps to self-host > See interesting app > It's distributed only as dockerfile every time.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 26/09/2026
Maybe the role deciding what's right and what's not *should* have protections against conflicts of interest, but who knows? Just a suggestion.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 26/09/2026
> the FTC's DAEO, Lorielle Pankey, [...] recommended that Lina Khan recuse herself from the case with Meta Platforms to avoid the appearance of bias; [...] Pankey was later revealed to have owned Meta stock at that time. Wow, a "neutral third party" turns out to not be that, lmao.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 22/09/2026
Pigeon videos can't ragebait me. They can't clickbait me. I am always going to enjoy them.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 22/09/2026
Only on commercial social media for pigeon videos, nothing else.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 22/09/2026
God forbid a man is enthusiastic about potholes.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 21/09/2026
Life hack: /dev/null is the most concurrent, cheapest, high-performance, high-data-loss database system for Linux. Storing all your company data there is highly recommended.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 20/09/2026
I've already gone crazy and installed 2 thousand libraries! I will do anything not to pay 48$
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 20/09/2026
I do find it kinda funny that the "Compilation" page for Ardour says it's not frequently updated. They're really trying their hardest to make it complex to compile their app, but it won't stop me!
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 19/09/2026
So glad I'm never gonna be famous, that way I can keep on shitposting without fear.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 18/09/2026
I love the tiktoks of people mixing random cleaning products together, "If I mix two products together, surely it'll make a product more effective than the both of them!" WRONG! MUSTARD GAS!
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026
> This slogan is not a formal commitment, and in fact the USPS may delay mail during bad weather.[6][7][8][9][10][11][12] lmao, the number of references
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026
Claude build me a time machine to bring me back to simpler times, no mistakes please.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026
"You can just put whatever you want here and people will believe it and post it everywhere." -- Albert Einstein
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026
still laughing at how piers morgan gets criticized once and storms off lmao.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/09/2026
Age verification is such a fucking cop out. "Sorry, we can't design our algorithms to be less toxic to everyone, nor can we impose a duty of care to *all* users, so we'll just start screwing up only the adults instead. x"
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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
my 21 year old steam account is apparently not proof enough since I could apparently have registered it when I was -3 years old
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 11/09/2026
Stop blaming yourself for your own failings, learn to blame Cloudflare instead.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/09/2026
8 minutes in, and I've already gotten an existential crisis. I severely underestimated that section.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/09/2026
Currently imagining a tech bro who thinks "XSS" is a superset of "CSS"
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/09/2026
> Be advised that his section gets fairly dark. If you are not somewhat informed about the state of the planet before reading this, you will not have a good day. Excuse me, this is an Introduction to C# book, what.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 01/09/2026
ok??? just don't install it i guess, even though that's what I asked for?
ndow has a header titled "Some updates were not installed", and an additional paragraph reading "The following updates were not installed:", along with a list of updates with only one entry reading "Security Update for Windows (KB5121003)"
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 31/08/2026
Or basically me with any programming project.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 31/08/2026
"The more the problem was analyzed, the sillier the solutions became." -- John Hostettler
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026
Or in other words, I keep on working on personal projects to avoid working on literally anything else 😨
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026
My productivity on my personal projects rises proportionally to the amount of deadlines I have.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026
There's a unique kind of dreadfulness when arguing with climate deniers, like I would love for the planet to be fine as you think but it's not! It really is on fire, and I need you to wake up and realize that before we both burn.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026
They say "Life is full of lessons" and I guess they're right because I just learned a valuable lesson named "thermal shock" by pouring hot water into my favorite mug and having it explode. I hate these lessons.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 29/08/2026
That comic was created as part of backlash against SOPA, a bill that would allow providers to effectively suspend domains by messing with DNS if a court ordered it. This is relevant now considering the recent news of Autistici/Inventati's domain being revoked due to political decisions.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 29/08/2026
A message from sysadmins everywhere: Seriously, don’t screw with DNS. If you break this Internet, we are not making you a new one. -- From xkcd comic 1005 (xkcd.com/1005)
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xkcd: SOPA
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 27/08/2026
Image from Wikipedia of a Boops boops in a bucket, with the caption: Boops boops in a bucket.
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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
here is a website with every single person that voted for chatcontrol namesyoushouldknow.lol there is a button to download the whole website and rehost it in case for any reason it goes dark, enjoy
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 25/08/2026
I just can't believe they would make men laughing a felony.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
meme showing jigsaw saying: "hello, discord user. in this 'saw trap' there is a scam in front of you. your challenge is to leave the room without falling for it. it is not new. it's an obvious fucking scam. the door is unlocked." 

the enviroment shows a door with glowing light, while there's the mrbeast scam in question, labeled: "do not fall for"
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 25/08/2026
I do find it a bit funny to discuss school grades from different countries. In Denmark, a "12" is the highest grade for an exam, but if you don't know that and assume someone means "12%" then you might get awfully confused
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 24/08/2026
cosMo is the type of musician to disappear for 4 months and then release a song about ASMR. I respect him for that.
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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 24/08/2026
And now! Time for everyone's favorite game show: How much space does a rust project build folder occupy!!!
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