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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 13/10/2026

OH: "Why are they asking me for my social security number? They all got leaked recently, they should know it."

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/10/2026

I need new words, English bores me.

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aLec robBins @alecrobbins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

looked up mine and this is killing me lmao

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Yeah_Thatbloke @yeahthatbloke.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What I love is how these animals are going to be the new names for currency. "That'll cost ya - three hogs and a puffin, mate." "That place is too pricey - they charge an arm and a badger."

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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Crossed off a bucket list item to attend Comic Con in a handmade costume. Had a great time, made friends, and I'm completely wiped out 🥹 life is short. Be a nerd, be free

Two people dressed in elaborate Star Wars-inspired Mandalorian costumes pose together at a crowded convention. The person on the left wears a gold helmet, brown chest armor, a blue tunic with fur-trimmed shoulders, leather gloves, and tall brown boots. They hold a long silver staff-like weapon and have additional metallic accessories attached to their belt. The person on the right wears glossy black futuristic armor with a full-face helmet featuring narrow, glowing red eye slits and carries a large black sci-fi rifle. Other convention attendees, some in costume, are visible in the softly blurred background.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026

> "Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" > "No." > ... "Wait, can he do that?"

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026

Gonna make an IOSYS Overdrive parody about class methods, call that shit "Override"

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/10/2026

"For the lack of a better Word", I am gonna stop you right there, we do have a better Word and it's LibreOffice.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 26/09/2026

> Look for apps to self-host > See interesting app > It's distributed only as dockerfile every time.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 26/09/2026

> the FTC's DAEO, Lorielle Pankey, [...] recommended that Lina Khan recuse herself from the case with Meta Platforms to avoid the appearance of bias; [...] Pankey was later revealed to have owned Meta stock at that time. Wow, a "neutral third party" turns out to not be that, lmao.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 22/09/2026

Only on commercial social media for pigeon videos, nothing else.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 21/09/2026

Life hack: /dev/null is the most concurrent, cheapest, high-performance, high-data-loss database system for Linux. Storing all your company data there is highly recommended.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 20/09/2026

I do find it kinda funny that the "Compilation" page for Ardour says it's not frequently updated. They're really trying their hardest to make it complex to compile their app, but it won't stop me!

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 19/09/2026

So glad I'm never gonna be famous, that way I can keep on shitposting without fear.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 18/09/2026

I love the tiktoks of people mixing random cleaning products together, "If I mix two products together, surely it'll make a product more effective than the both of them!" WRONG! MUSTARD GAS!

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026

> This slogan is not a formal commitment, and in fact the USPS may delay mail during bad weather.[6][7][8][9][10][11][12] lmao, the number of references

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026

Claude build me a time machine to bring me back to simpler times, no mistakes please.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026

"You can just put whatever you want here and people will believe it and post it everywhere." -- Albert Einstein

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 16/09/2026

still laughing at how piers morgan gets criticized once and storms off lmao.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 12/09/2026

Age verification is such a fucking cop out. "Sorry, we can't design our algorithms to be less toxic to everyone, nor can we impose a duty of care to *all* users, so we'll just start screwing up only the adults instead. x"

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trailclam celebrity 🏳️‍🌈 @mootzilla.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

my 21 year old steam account is apparently not proof enough since I could apparently have registered it when I was -3 years old

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 11/09/2026

Stop blaming yourself for your own failings, learn to blame Cloudflare instead.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/09/2026

Currently imagining a tech bro who thinks "XSS" is a superset of "CSS"

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 09/09/2026

> Be advised that his section gets fairly dark. If you are not somewhat informed about the state of the planet before reading this, you will not have a good day. Excuse me, this is an Introduction to C# book, what.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 01/09/2026

ok??? just don't install it i guess, even though that's what I asked for?

ndow has a header titled "Some updates were not installed", and an additional paragraph reading "The following updates were not installed:", along with a list of updates with only one entry reading "Security Update for Windows (KB5121003)"

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 31/08/2026

"The more the problem was analyzed, the sillier the solutions became." -- John Hostettler

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026

My productivity on my personal projects rises proportionally to the amount of deadlines I have.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026

There's a unique kind of dreadfulness when arguing with climate deniers, like I would love for the planet to be fine as you think but it's not! It really is on fire, and I need you to wake up and realize that before we both burn.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 30/08/2026

They say "Life is full of lessons" and I guess they're right because I just learned a valuable lesson named "thermal shock" by pouring hot water into my favorite mug and having it explode. I hate these lessons.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 29/08/2026

A message from sysadmins everywhere: Seriously, don’t screw with DNS. If you break this Internet, we are not making you a new one. -- From xkcd comic 1005 (xkcd.com/1005)

xkcd.com

xkcd: SOPA

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f4mi ‼️ @f4mi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

here is a website with every single person that voted for chatcontrol namesyoushouldknow.lol there is a button to download the whole website and rehost it in case for any reason it goes dark, enjoy

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 25/08/2026

I just can't believe they would make men laughing a felony.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 25/08/2026

I do find it a bit funny to discuss school grades from different countries. In Denmark, a "12" is the highest grade for an exam, but if you don't know that and assume someone means "12%" then you might get awfully confused

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 24/08/2026

cosMo is the type of musician to disappear for 4 months and then release a song about ASMR. I respect him for that.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 24/08/2026

And now! Time for everyone's favorite game show: How much space does a rust project build folder occupy!!!

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 23/08/2026

"If you're one of those people who perceive cilantro as tasting like soap, then you can replace the cilantro in this recipe with soap."

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 20/08/2026

Speech recognition is weirdly difficult, Allosaurus does seem to work, but it's really sensitive and I'd have to convert sensitive IPA output into phonemes.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 19/08/2026

Finally managed to achieve 1-to-1 accuracy with the Nim package database. Now all I need is to make a web API. This shouldn't be too hard, but I am really, really tired today. I'll do it some other day.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 18/08/2026

> Communities in Chinese circles may choose to remember it as TOA-CAH-SOH, which also means 'big-footed aunt' in Hokkien. Smh, we could never get this in English.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 17/08/2026

Gonna write a confectionery cookbook where you put the tin in a vacuum chamber to get rid of air bubbles in the batter instead of tapping it against the table.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 15/08/2026

I never know how to end a sentence with a footnote, does the footnote go after the period or does it go before???

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Squibbus @squibbus.gay · 10/08/2026

genuinely why does any article that talks about any company ever now show a picture of a guy holding a phone with the company's logo on it, usually in front of a monitor that is also showing the company's logo

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 10/08/2026

Thank you MobilePay for adding a 67 animation instead of implementing GrapheneOS support, this is really the killer feature I was looking for.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 10/08/2026

IT technicians of the world! Unite! Only then can we abolish Microsoft's trashy ecosystem.

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penguinite @penguinite.dev · 08/08/2026

I love project diva megamix but the pricing put by sega is just ridiculous, no one is paying 39.39 euros for a nearly dead game.

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