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Saßas ✨

@penguinbiscuits.bsky.social
392 followers 307 following 720 posts

Urban Planner, Nintendo Fanboy, Pop Culture Consumer & Boba Connoisseur 🧋 25 | he/him | TX | 🇲🇽🌈

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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Need that free drink <3
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Kinda loved this lighting ✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Work gear 💼 🩶
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Mercury’s in gaytorade or whatever bc why did I run 4 miles towards the beach and forgot to turn back midway.. now I’m an hour away from home, exhausted, it’s thundering, the sun set and my bus pass just expired
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
You know I kinda forgot about this 🦋 app but.. I’m back 🤭 These past 2 months have been CHAOS incarnate since I moved to the Windy City.. Wouldn’t trade it for the world though tehe
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Wfh vibes ☘️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Something shifted this morning..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Transplanted the new girlies I got!!! 💚🪴
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My second god pass let’s go!!!!!!!!!! I’d gotten tired of the a$$ pulls of the shiny set and was rewarded 🙂‍↔️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I think my brother was beefing with my sister and started removing his “haha”’s from her messages on our gc 😭 so petty
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Opened my laptop to an hour long video ranking Spongebob side fish characters - I had a long night
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Currently selling my car and starting off my car free lifestyle.. 😬 Ik this is exactly what I wanted but it’s just hit me I’m moving to Chicago in 2 weeks and so much is going to change and happen
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Why are the Dunkins at O Hare hiding from me.. I WILL find you
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Literallyyyy ascend!!
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I will KMS 😭 accidentally ended up at a Norteña concert (PESADO) and there’s 2 boys having the time of their lives… my time will come my time will come….
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
😭 I mean it’s a nice card I guess..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
WAIT bc I obvi try to color coordinate my outfits but why did I just realize my shoes match my shirt to the teeeee 😭😭 I’m so fashionista
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Came to my hometown in Mexico for the weekend and I’ve heard my girl Shakira in three different places now 💜 #feelingwelcome
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Went to Tjmaxx and just bought this baggie 😭 It was worth the trip
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Had a fun night out, it’s over, get in my car and GHOSTIN by Ariana plays 😭😭😭 bitch..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I was omw walking to get a haircut & I legit went on a side quest helping this elderly couple get to this restaurant along the way 😭 did today’s good deed tehe
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I forgot how much I love hoodies.. credit to my friend’s moody bathroom lighting ✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My poke bowl gave me a rush of energy and my apartment’s now spotless
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Just realized one of the vines from my prosperous girlie runs 10 feet!!!! Plus my monstera’s thrivinggg 🌱✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ran my first 5k of the year!! And changed my card 🙂‍↕️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Morning choresssss 😴
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
4 drinks l8r! Good night 💕
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Watching Brokeback Mountain bc ofc I am
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well here we are, three margs on a Monday night!!! 💚 Ik tomorrow I’ll be aching & breaking
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I stay eating good lol my wallet’s quivering 😣
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My boba just cost me the exact amount of Apple cash I had left down to the cent.. It was written in the stars for me 💕✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Finished my 3rd book of the year! 4.5/5!!! I try to stay clear from quirky & unrealistic storylines (Red, White and Royal Blue scarred me) but this story was cute and still tethered to reality. Luc was arrogantly lovable, and I would looove an Oliver in my life 🥺
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
On Canva currently!!!
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Had one sip of a homemade Moscow Mule and I am already drunk texting my ex bestie
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I SCREECHED!!!!!
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
2 runs this week + being sick = morning skinny for dayyys 🤭
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It’s a very Monday Thursday so far..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I had to put my front row ticket to my fave band on sale bc I can’t make it anymore
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Gaga’s migraine pill commercial is killing me 😭😭 “For those with migraines.. we see you 👁️👄👁️” “It’s time we all shine ✨🤗”
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Didn’t realize I was going through it till my coworker caught me and made me realize I was singing My Tears Ricochet
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Been lucky so far opening just 5 packs!!! 😵 The heatran is one of my absolute faveeees
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Managed to get this bad boy before the app crashed 🐽❄️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I got a $5 coupon to my favorite ice cream place over email.. #feelingspecial 🩷
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
68 degrees and rainy 🩵 Had to go on a walk and wear shorts bc what?!
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ended up at Silent Hill ☁️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
My friend and I were discussing getting our mutual something Harry Potter related and he said he’ll get him a horcrux -
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Good morning y’all 💕
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I booted up Adobe Illustrator for the first time in years and I think my laptop is about to melt off
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I accidentally started rewatching Parks and Rec 🫢
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I just realized I have all the ingredients to make a strawberry lemonade Moscow mule… Let the night commence 🤭
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