Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Mercury’s in gaytorade or whatever bc why did I run 4 miles towards the beach and forgot to turn back midway.. now I’m an hour away from home, exhausted, it’s thundering, the sun set and my bus pass just expired 030
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025You know I kinda forgot about this 🦋 app but.. I’m back 🤭 These past 2 months have been CHAOS incarnate since I moved to the Windy City.. Wouldn’t trade it for the world though tehe 1121
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025My second god pass let’s go!!!!!!!!!! I’d gotten tired of the a$$ pulls of the shiny set and was rewarded 🙂↔️ 270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I think my brother was beefing with my sister and started removing his “haha”’s from her messages on our gc 😭 so petty 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Opened my laptop to an hour long video ranking Spongebob side fish characters - I had a long night 150
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Currently selling my car and starting off my car free lifestyle.. 😬 Ik this is exactly what I wanted but it’s just hit me I’m moving to Chicago in 2 weeks and so much is going to change and happen 3200
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Why are the Dunkins at O Hare hiding from me.. I WILL find you 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I will KMS 😭 accidentally ended up at a Norteña concert (PESADO) and there’s 2 boys having the time of their lives… my time will come my time will come…. 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025WAIT bc I obvi try to color coordinate my outfits but why did I just realize my shoes match my shirt to the teeeee 😭😭 I’m so fashionista 1120
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Came to my hometown in Mexico for the weekend and I’ve heard my girl Shakira in three different places now 💜 #feelingwelcome 270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Went to Tjmaxx and just bought this baggie 😭 It was worth the trip 150
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Had a fun night out, it’s over, get in my car and GHOSTIN by Ariana plays 😭😭😭 bitch.. 180
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I was omw walking to get a haircut & I legit went on a side quest helping this elderly couple get to this restaurant along the way 😭 did today’s good deed tehe 0140
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I forgot how much I love hoodies.. credit to my friend’s moody bathroom lighting ✨ 1261
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025My poke bowl gave me a rush of energy and my apartment’s now spotless 1100
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Just realized one of the vines from my prosperous girlie runs 10 feet!!!! Plus my monstera’s thrivinggg 🌱✨ 4130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Ran my first 5k of the year!! And changed my card 🙂↕️ 4270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Well here we are, three margs on a Monday night!!! 💚 Ik tomorrow I’ll be aching & breaking 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 16/02/2025My boba just cost me the exact amount of Apple cash I had left down to the cent.. It was written in the stars for me 💕✨ 1130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Finished my 3rd book of the year! 4.5/5!!! I try to stay clear from quirky & unrealistic storylines (Red, White and Royal Blue scarred me) but this story was cute and still tethered to reality. Luc was arrogantly lovable, and I would looove an Oliver in my life 🥺 2130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Had one sip of a homemade Moscow Mule and I am already drunk texting my ex bestie 130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/02/20252 runs this week + being sick = morning skinny for dayyys 🤭 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 04/02/2025I had to put my front row ticket to my fave band on sale bc I can’t make it anymore 010
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Gaga’s migraine pill commercial is killing me 😭😭 “For those with migraines.. we see you 👁️👄👁️” “It’s time we all shine ✨🤗” 130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Didn’t realize I was going through it till my coworker caught me and made me realize I was singing My Tears Ricochet 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Been lucky so far opening just 5 packs!!! 😵 The heatran is one of my absolute faveeees 070
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Managed to get this bad boy before the app crashed 🐽❄️ 170
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/2025I got a $5 coupon to my favorite ice cream place over email.. #feelingspecial 🩷 250
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 30/01/202568 degrees and rainy 🩵 Had to go on a walk and wear shorts bc what?! 180
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025My friend and I were discussing getting our mutual something Harry Potter related and he said he’ll get him a horcrux - 140
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I booted up Adobe Illustrator for the first time in years and I think my laptop is about to melt off 080
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/01/2025I accidentally started rewatching Parks and Rec 🫢 2190
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 25/01/2025I just realized I have all the ingredients to make a strawberry lemonade Moscow mule… Let the night commence 🤭 190