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Saßas ✨

@penguinbiscuits.bsky.social
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Urban Planner, Nintendo Fanboy, Pop Culture Consumer & Boba Connoisseur 🧋 25 | he/him | TX | 🇲🇽🌈

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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Need that free drink <3
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Kinda loved this lighting ✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Work gear 💼 🩶
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Mercury’s in gaytorade or whatever bc why did I run 4 miles towards the beach and forgot to turn back midway.. now I’m an hour away from home, exhausted, it’s thundering, the sun set and my bus pass just expired
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
You know I kinda forgot about this 🦋 app but.. I’m back 🤭 These past 2 months have been CHAOS incarnate since I moved to the Windy City.. Wouldn’t trade it for the world though tehe
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Netflix finally cut my ass off the family account mid-watching Shameless.. the irony 🫠 Now watching a documentary on the cultural legacy of Diamond and Pearl
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Wfh vibes ☘️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Something shifted this morning..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Still new to Chicago and every time I hear “metra train” my mind goes to the Keke meme. Can’t help but giggle 🤭
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I filed my taxes, debts cleared, and I’m walking to my 5 min away Trader Joe’s. Adulting is happening
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Transplanted the new girlies I got!!! 💚🪴
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
My second god pass let’s go!!!!!!!!!! I’d gotten tired of the a$$ pulls of the shiny set and was rewarded 🙂‍↔️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Ok to those who care!! I’m officially Chicago bound 🩵 happy to share I already found my neighborhood coffee shop to wfh from 🥹 expect skeets from my random encounters
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I think my brother was beefing with my sister and started removing his “haha”’s from her messages on our gc 😭 so petty
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
AOC for president iktr!!! ❤️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Opened my laptop to an hour long video ranking Spongebob side fish characters - I had a long night
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I was getting all dolled up to see my car dealer in his early 40’s with a smile that can blind the moon but he postponed my appointment to next week..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Currently selling my car and starting off my car free lifestyle.. 😬 Ik this is exactly what I wanted but it’s just hit me I’m moving to Chicago in 2 weeks and so much is going to change and happen
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
1. OKAYY I might kinda def get some tickets 2. I’d rank my girl Clairo as a headliner above Gr@cie Abr@ms and that’s telling..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
On Gaga’s birthday? She’s not a girl’s girl..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Aaaaand they filled my cup to the BRINK with ice after saying light ice twice.. It was just not in the cards for me today
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Why are the Dunkins at O Hare hiding from me.. I WILL find you
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I’ve never streamed an album as much as I am doing Mayhem 😭 Gaga outdid herself once again!!! What’s y’all’s favorite?
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Omg right after this I was dancing with this guy for a good moment and he gave me his number! Lol I manifested it
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I will KMS 😭 accidentally ended up at a Norteña concert (PESADO) and there’s 2 boys having the time of their lives… my time will come my time will come….
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
😭 I mean it’s a nice card I guess..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
WAIT bc I obvi try to color coordinate my outfits but why did I just realize my shoes match my shirt to the teeeee 😭😭 I’m so fashionista
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ok but fr fr it’d be a dream to move to Mexico City 💕 Manifesting and putting it on my 5 year plan
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Came to my hometown in Mexico for the weekend and I’ve heard my girl Shakira in three different places now 💜 #feelingwelcome
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Went to Tjmaxx and just bought this baggie 😭 It was worth the trip
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I’m moving in 3 weeks but I’m feeling quirky and wanna rearrange my entire bedroom.. should I? 🤭
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Had a fun night out, it’s over, get in my car and GHOSTIN by Ariana plays 😭😭😭 bitch..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I was omw walking to get a haircut & I legit went on a side quest helping this elderly couple get to this restaurant along the way 😭 did today’s good deed tehe
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I forgot how much I love hoodies.. credit to my friend’s moody bathroom lighting ✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Forgot how much I loved this song 🩵 but also.. I used to be in a bad place when I’d hear this. Oops!! open.spotify.com/track/1pKmfh...
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My poke bowl gave me a rush of energy and my apartment’s now spotless
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Just realized one of the vines from my prosperous girlie runs 10 feet!!!! Plus my monstera’s thrivinggg 🌱✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Ran my first 5k of the year!! And changed my card 🙂‍↕️
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Morning choresssss 😴
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
4 drinks l8r! Good night 💕
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I just realized I could connect my mouse to my iPad and.. I feel unstoppable
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Watching Brokeback Mountain bc ofc I am
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well here we are, three margs on a Monday night!!! 💚 Ik tomorrow I’ll be aching & breaking
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I stay eating good lol my wallet’s quivering 😣
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
My boba just cost me the exact amount of Apple cash I had left down to the cent.. It was written in the stars for me 💕✨
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My Dialga Magnezone deck has been wiping the floor 🤭
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
The way restarting animal crossing at this very moment would fix me..
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
These could pass off as lyrics to Gaga’s next single
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Finished my 3rd book of the year! 4.5/5!!! I try to stay clear from quirky & unrealistic storylines (Red, White and Royal Blue scarred me) but this story was cute and still tethered to reality. Luc was arrogantly lovable, and I would looove an Oliver in my life 🥺
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Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Okayyyy FINE!!! I guess I’m getting married soon. I’m at the riverwalk and this cute guy stopped me just to say hi
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