Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Mercury’s in gaytorade or whatever bc why did I run 4 miles towards the beach and forgot to turn back midway.. now I’m an hour away from home, exhausted, it’s thundering, the sun set and my bus pass just expired 030
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/06/2025You know I kinda forgot about this 🦋 app but.. I’m back 🤭 These past 2 months have been CHAOS incarnate since I moved to the Windy City.. Wouldn’t trade it for the world though tehe 1121
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Netflix finally cut my ass off the family account mid-watching Shameless.. the irony 🫠 Now watching a documentary on the cultural legacy of Diamond and Pearlmedia.tenor.coma picture of a boy and a girl in a heart shaped frame that says now kissALT: a picture of a boy and a girl in a heart shaped frame that says now kiss 070
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Still new to Chicago and every time I hear “metra train” my mind goes to the Keke meme. Can’t help but giggle 🤭 1131
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I filed my taxes, debts cleared, and I’m walking to my 5 min away Trader Joe’s. Adulting is happeningmedia.tenor.coma woman sitting at a table with the words girl who is going to be okay below herALT: a woman sitting at a table with the words girl who is going to be okay below her 0120
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025My second god pass let’s go!!!!!!!!!! I’d gotten tired of the a$$ pulls of the shiny set and was rewarded 🙂↔️ 270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Ok to those who care!! I’m officially Chicago bound 🩵 happy to share I already found my neighborhood coffee shop to wfh from 🥹 expect skeets from my random encountersmedia.tenor.coma pikachu and squirtle are standing next to each otherALT: a pikachu and squirtle are standing next to each other 1130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I think my brother was beefing with my sister and started removing his “haha”’s from her messages on our gc 😭 so petty 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025AOC for president iktr!!! ❤️media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with a woman in a pink jacket at a table .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is shaking hands with a woman in a pink jacket at a table . 050
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Opened my laptop to an hour long video ranking Spongebob side fish characters - I had a long night 150
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I was getting all dolled up to see my car dealer in his early 40’s with a smile that can blind the moon but he postponed my appointment to next week..media.tenor.coma woman is laying on a bed looking at her phone and the words my current situation are above herALT: a woman is laying on a bed looking at her phone and the words my current situation are above her 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Currently selling my car and starting off my car free lifestyle.. 😬 Ik this is exactly what I wanted but it’s just hit me I’m moving to Chicago in 2 weeks and so much is going to change and happen 3200
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/03/20251. OKAYY I might kinda def get some tickets 2. I’d rank my girl Clairo as a headliner above Gr@cie Abr@ms and that’s telling.. 010
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Aaaaand they filled my cup to the BRINK with ice after saying light ice twice.. It was just not in the cards for me today 130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Why are the Dunkins at O Hare hiding from me.. I WILL find you 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I’ve never streamed an album as much as I am doing Mayhem 😭 Gaga outdid herself once again!!! What’s y’all’s favorite?media.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with the words clubclassics tumblr visibleALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words clubclassics tumblr visible 490
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Omg right after this I was dancing with this guy for a good moment and he gave me his number! Lol I manifested it 160
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025I will KMS 😭 accidentally ended up at a Norteña concert (PESADO) and there’s 2 boys having the time of their lives… my time will come my time will come…. 060
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 09/03/2025WAIT bc I obvi try to color coordinate my outfits but why did I just realize my shoes match my shirt to the teeeee 😭😭 I’m so fashionista 1120
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Ok but fr fr it’d be a dream to move to Mexico City 💕 Manifesting and putting it on my 5 year planmedia.tenor.coma group of cartoon characters are sitting around a fire pit with one wearing a shirt with the letter b on itALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting around a fire pit with one wearing a shirt with the letter b on it 160
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Came to my hometown in Mexico for the weekend and I’ve heard my girl Shakira in three different places now 💜 #feelingwelcome 270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Went to Tjmaxx and just bought this baggie 😭 It was worth the trip 150
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I’m moving in 3 weeks but I’m feeling quirky and wanna rearrange my entire bedroom.. should I? 🤭media.tenor.coma woman is sitting in the stands of a stadium making a funny face .ALT: a woman is sitting in the stands of a stadium making a funny face . 3150
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Had a fun night out, it’s over, get in my car and GHOSTIN by Ariana plays 😭😭😭 bitch.. 180
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I was omw walking to get a haircut & I legit went on a side quest helping this elderly couple get to this restaurant along the way 😭 did today’s good deed tehe 0140
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I forgot how much I love hoodies.. credit to my friend’s moody bathroom lighting ✨ 1261
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Forgot how much I loved this song 🩵 but also.. I used to be in a bad place when I’d hear this. Oops!! open.spotify.com/track/1pKmfh...open.spotify.comScreenTwenty One Pilots · Vessel · Song · 2013 030
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 26/02/2025My poke bowl gave me a rush of energy and my apartment’s now spotless 1100
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Just realized one of the vines from my prosperous girlie runs 10 feet!!!! Plus my monstera’s thrivinggg 🌱✨ 4130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Ran my first 5k of the year!! And changed my card 🙂↕️ 4270
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I just realized I could connect my mouse to my iPad and.. I feel unstoppablemedia.tenor.coma woman with short black hair is wearing a hoodie and smiling .ALT: a woman with short black hair is wearing a hoodie and smiling . 240
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Well here we are, three margs on a Monday night!!! 💚 Ik tomorrow I’ll be aching & breaking 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 16/02/2025My boba just cost me the exact amount of Apple cash I had left down to the cent.. It was written in the stars for me 💕✨ 1130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 14/02/2025My Dialga Magnezone deck has been wiping the floor 🤭media.tenor.coma blue and white dragon is reflected in a pondALT: a blue and white dragon is reflected in a pond 040
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The way restarting animal crossing at this very moment would fix me.. 0110
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025These could pass off as lyrics to Gaga’s next single 160
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Finished my 3rd book of the year! 4.5/5!!! I try to stay clear from quirky & unrealistic storylines (Red, White and Royal Blue scarred me) but this story was cute and still tethered to reality. Luc was arrogantly lovable, and I would looove an Oliver in my life 🥺 2130
Saßas ✨ @penguinbiscuits.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Okayyyy FINE!!! I guess I’m getting married soon. I’m at the riverwalk and this cute guy stopped me just to say himedia.tenor.coma woman with short black hair is wearing a hoodie and smiling .ALT: a woman with short black hair is wearing a hoodie and smiling . 390