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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
US golf fans are still a bunch of cunts it would seem
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
England were winning, Tuchel decided to make a bunch of substitutions and then the team give up trying, we lost…..
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is not indiscriminate! Each and every single building you see here had a Hamas command centre underneath it. This is responsible precision military targeting, certainly not a genocide!
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A lot of Madrid numbers now appearing on the Haaland family’s phone bill.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Billionaire whose main business has reduced income and a worsening debt rating, who bought Man Utd and made it a laughing stock, bought team Sky who haven’t won a bike race since and the Americas Cup team that has collapsed thinks people should pay attention to his racist views.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has given a statement saying he remains neutral as he announces Kid Rock and the IDF male voice choir as his new opening acts.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Needs to put a 2-iron in the bag
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Tiger Woods gets five-year driving ban and fine after entering plea deal over charges related to car crash
The 15-time major golf champion was accompanied to court in Stuart, Florida, by Vanessa Trump, his girlfriend and Donald Trump's former daughter-in-law.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
For the sake of balance can the BBC point out the white academic they hounded to death?
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just been in the woods having a bbq with no signal. Did I miss anything?
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Can electoral lightning strike twice? #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
www.theguardian.com/music/2026/j... How upsetting, it turns out Boy George is a cunt
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‘You say genocide, I say war’: Boy George releases pro-Israel song, We Will Dance Again
Culture Club singer sings ‘I stand with the Jews / I don’t feel brave, I just need to behave like a human’, in song defending Israel’s response to Hamas attack
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone involved with the LA Dodgers, players, coaches, fans all love fucking kids.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I burn my mouth on pizza a lot. Some say it’s because I fail to learn from my mistakes but I believe it’s because I’m an optimist and refuse to live in fear.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The Burnham reshuffle has not started well
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Kevin Keegan latest: England legend Kevin Keegan dies after cancer battle
Kevin Keegan has died at the age of 75. The former England manager's family said he was "surrounded by his wife and daughters in his final moments". Follow the latest here.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The only acceptable half time entertainment is either a toddler or someone’s nan trying to score a penalty against some poor member of the grounds staff in a massive ridiculous mascot costume. I will not be taking questions.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Chuckle
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England are 1-0 up with 87 minutes to go. Time to park the bus and give up trying.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bryson is a massive cheat
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Harry Kane is now able to go to the annual KKK golf day on Sunday as his diary has changed a bit so at least that is a positive for him.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Parked the bus too early
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There is a red card in this game
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
McConnell and Graham in the US, Widdecombe in the UK…. The universe is having a little bit of a tidy up
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jude Bellingham is different gravy. The rest of the England team are not even gravy at all.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
As long as we keep passing it slowly round the back how can they possibly live with us?
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Question Time is going to have to start having Count Binface on
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage wanting to fight an election on a message of “isn’t this country shit” to coincide with the rising national pride as we do well in the World Cup is a massive misjudgment from him and will be the end.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The USA cheated The USA are out The USA are losers
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Is Christopher Ronald going to cry now?
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
VAR reviews to be officially replaced by a phone call to Trump who will decide.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Paraguay were magnificent. Just not quite enough. Much is made of the artistry of Messi, this was amongst the finest displays of the dark arts.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Any top level sports team can afford just one maverick. That individual with stellar talent and ego that allows them to sit outside the normal team structures. The ECB have decided that is the Kiwi coach McCullum and so there is no room for English legend Stokes.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Not since Oceans 11 has there been a heist as successful as Newcastle selling Gordon to Barcelona for £80m #england
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Poor start for Andy Burnham #england
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Will Christopher Ronald be out for a bit of celebratory raping this evening?
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Farage is most likely going to have hot rage about this one isn’t he? news.sky.com/story/counte...
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Counter terror police investigating attacks that appeared to target Muslims in Edinburgh
Five men, aged between 22 and 39, suffered a range of injuries in a series of incidents across the city on Friday night. A 36-year-old man has been arrested.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Bryson DeChambeau is the John Terry of golf
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Christiano Ronaldo playing in his 6th World Cup and as dislikeable as he always was
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Another surrender by a major military power signed at Versailles.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It isn’t kids fault that toxic paedos are in online spaces. We should be banning the wronguns not the innocent ones. If the platforms refuse to oblige then shut them down.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They are going to put Neil Warnock on the Supreme Court!!!!!!
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
He also won the dance battle and the egg and spoon race
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
England are not good at football
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nigel Farage is a racist cunt Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Arsenal and Oklahoma both lose. The universe has intervened to provide sporting justice.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Fuck you Arsenal with your shit joyless football. Thank you universe for not rewarding that horror.
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Arsenal asking if they can have corners not penalties
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
To be fair the new Ferrari looks pretty good from a front on view
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
What will Arteta do now? Set the block even lower? Bring on 2 more centre backs. Play for the long throw?
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Arsenal are a joyless watch aren’t they
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Peleton Plodder @peletonplodder.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If the owners of Southampton make a statement condemning equal rights and saying they want to execute gay people perhaps they can have the punishment delayed for a couple of years like Man City.
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