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@peiseresq.bsky.social
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In-house tech lawyer, dad, haltingly recovering abyss-gazer. Prone to overinvestment in the Mets and Tottenham Hotspur.

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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The words BUY A MAN EAT FISH, HE DAY, TEACH FISH MAN TO A LIFETIME

Over a picture of a fish
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
dan quayle got bullied from public life for misspelling potatoe we used to have a proper country
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy birthday, Trek!
A guy who is decidedly not William Shatner sitting in the captain’s chair on the reconstructed TOS Enterprise bridge, at the Star Trek Experience in Ticonderoga, NY.
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this might be the worst example of stolen valor in western history
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i for one would not trust a restaurant that can’t do simple things like “make sandwiches and take actual pictures of them”
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
Alt: Jerry Seinfeld: That's a Shame
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Modern Life is Rubbish Parklife The Great Escape
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
four chefs boyardee, game over
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
fifa finally merged with scientology to form the fifth voltron of the apocalypse
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
why robbie williams look like temu paulie walnuts
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
good soccer art
spain’s pau cubarsí tripping up france’s kylian mbappe during the first half of the world cup semifinal. they’re making some ridiculous faces in the screengrab
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 03/07/2026
I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want to buy Student 31 a beer.
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Are bond traders really “stunned” or just “stupider than the average road-crossing squirrel?”
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them
A listing for — and this is real — “Marrō Sparkling Bone Broth” in Blueberry Lemonade flavor. It calls itself “Wellness Fuel” and a “Revitalizing Protein Refresher.” It claims to have 12 grams of protein. The can is blue and yellow and features a skull wearing a bandana and sunglasses. 

I am as confused as you are. Please know that seeing the picture would not make it make more sense.
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
hi would you like to read the dumbest court filing of all… i guess just today? since there are so many dumb court filings coming out of doj’s human-shaped meatloaves
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Tom Ziller @teamziller.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yes I did. www.teamziller.com/nba-predicti...
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
this is too much
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
(before the series) this will be a fun competition between two likable, entertaining teams (Game 5) let us stamp out any remaining joy in the heart of victor wembanyama, a man i hate in real life
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
man nyc is such a fun place right now. on my way to a mets game (lol) and everyone’s in knicks gear or brazil gear or mets gear or argentina gear. everyone’s on their way to a watch party or a block party. the whole country could be like this if it wasn’t run by miserable pudding brained freaks
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Omfg. *.*#|+%~+%wwwwwwegghhyyyyaaattttbw
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nohostages.bsky.social @nohostages.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
English commentators need to stop analysing Northern Ireland through an English lens! When you see anti-immigrant riots in Belfast, Ballymena or Larne and immediately reach for "Britain's far-right problem", you're missing half the story. This isn't just racism. It's loyalist terrorism. 1/
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If this gets correctly called a tech and not the bullshit call on Brunson later, coulda been a wildly different game.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599
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EIL @emipsaloquitur.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Aggressively pushing brunson to the ground for absolutely no reason: ❌ not a foul Brunson standing 1" too close to the shooter, not even looking at him: windup, impact, and follow through apparently 🤷‍♀️🙃
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building
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jad 📸 @aerojad.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
forgive me father for I have sinned. it has been probably 28 years since my last confession but given the papal encyclical on ai and the fact I don’t use it I feel like we can make a trade
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Basketball! youtu.be/_shxzlTRK44?...
youtu.be
Kurtis Blow - Basketball (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KurtisBlowVEVO
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/05/2026
Nice selection of *Aqualung riff*s at the supermarket
Top round London broilFlap meat for churrascoNature’s pride ground turkey
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
people are sending me important memes
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Gonna do it like they did last year* 🎶 *(finish 17th)** **(but it feels so fucking good right now) youtube.com/watch?v=Kjvw...
youtube.com
Tottenham Hotspur Squad & Chas & Dave - Tottenham Tottenham (Top of the Pops, 06/05/1982) [TOTP HD]
YouTube video by DemonMusicGroup
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
TOTTENHAM MOTHERFUCKING HOTSPUR
the 11th place medal celebration meme with "not relegated" caption
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
mission accomplished brother
Strongman John Stephenson pulls car with his penis while body is on
fireThe martial arts specialist and former bare knuckle fighter has previously made headlines for dragging a vehicle using his testicles and towing a car while his head was engulfed in flames. Therefore, he chose to merge both stunts to highlight men's mental health concerns - and believes he is the sole person worldwide to have accomplished such a remarkable achievement.
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Me when I see an ESPN headline about “Ronaldo did XYZ”
Regina George from Mean Girls, in a santa hat, saying “Stop trying to make Saudi Pro League happen”
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Sonja Drimmer @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
What’s so brazen is that the subhead literally spells out the travesty. It says that tech industry lobbyists have convinced congress to pay for their products to be made a compulsory part of public education so that when the industry wreaks havoc on American workers it can be blamed on educators.
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Gilgamesh Bot @gilgameshbot.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Then Utnapishtim approached the well of the sea depths and cried out, 'Prepare to approach Uruk-the-sheepfold! For an inescapable fate lies ahead, and only the kingly wisdom of the wild man might prevail.'
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
damn right!
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The specific kind of brainworms associated with bluesky is being so well-adjusted that you drive yourself insane in a world no longer designed for the well-adjusted
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Frame #100 from S05 -E21 - Asparagus-629279
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ART @art.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Gothic Nautilus sculpture created by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye.
The Gothic Nautilus sculpture created by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye.
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A bunch of orchid flowers, yellow/pink/white
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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surrender to the voib @peiseresq.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
“lemme get an eight-ball of bees”
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Antonio Assegina United States, Census, 1930
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pig'slaundry @pigslaundry.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
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