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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 2h

All right, not guilty, they settled for 650 million

Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 2h

Just realised that the same consultancy now shoving AI down everyone’s throat was also found guilty of jumpstarting the opioid crisis with Purdue. Truly impressive track record

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

GET RID OF LONG COVID BY BLASTING OZONE UP YOUR BUTT Well, kind of. Handgrip strength and quality of life increase. Good for depressed climbers, perhaps? doi.org/10.1080/20565623.2026.2704605

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Oh, so they do not like the free speech now?

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

For your comparison, here is the graphical abstract from Gemini. Please choose what you like more

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Not every article has a graphical abstract I am happy to help Wahbeh, Helané, and Beth Glick. 2026. “Qualitative Structure and Meaning in Prospective Trance-Channeled Communications Attributed to Extraterrestrial Intelligences.” World Futures, April, 1–21. doi:10.1080/02604027.2026.2656119.

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I can sometimes tell that the article is BS without reading it. I wake up, my third eye is closing, my meridians don't vibrate, and then, sure enough, bad research is coming. I must be a psychic skeptic. What a curse. If you are not like me, get a pubpeer extension; it really helps

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I will be celebrating my 30th birthday this month. All I dream about is one thing. This book. Can even be a PDF. I do not care please @springernature.com, or any other kind soul make my dream come true 🙏 link.springer.com/book/10.1007...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

And all the articles in obscure journals IF 1.0 that are viewed by bots only, too many to read, too niche to care, forming the foundation of profitability for major publishers

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Have you tried blessing your chicken? Works wonders, AND it is proven by science! 🙏🐔🙏 doi.org/10.1002/vms3.70798

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

And of course, when I say parasite, I mean the mistletoe 😅

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Ouch! The company that the authors are indirectly connected with is much cheaper, only €58.70 per 7 vials: www.venenis.de/category/isc... Unfortunately, it is no longer reimbursed in Germany in cases of advanced cancer ☹️ Big Pharma crushed small parasite, I guess

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

It’s a cult and it does what cults do.

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

@uniulm.bsky.social Is this the best way to spend taxpayer money? To intimidate whistleblowers with SLAPP suits?

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Generate some slop 🚗🥣🧠 Put a copyright claim, even though you can't Publish it, even though you can't [translated from German] Popkirov, S., Jungilligens, J. & Michaelis, R. Funktionelle Bewegungsstörungen verstehen und verständlich machen. Nervenarzt 95, 499–506 (2024). doi.org/10.1007/s001...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

🦆-ery from Scientific Reports Homeopathy advocates using crystals to show that Mistletoe extracts have properties distinct from their chemical composition. doi.org/10.1038/s415...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

7♄e Ɍo|e oғ M!ɼɼoɼ Nǝuɼonѕ !n Eɯo7!ona| Pɼoceѕѕ!nɡ anԁ Fυnc7!ona|!7y 😮🌈🧠👁️ Alkhatib, A.J. (2025). The Role of Mirror Neurons in Emotional Processing and Functionality. In: Role of Mirror Neuron Cells in Mimicking and Cognition. Springer, Singapore. doi.org/10.1007/978-...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There is a Tesla Model 3 even in the ancient interreligious utopia Roe, J. Generative AI as Cultural Artifact: Applying Anthropological Methods to AI Literacy. Postdigit Sci Educ 7, 1107–1124 (2025). doi.org/10.1007/s424...

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Valentin Rodionov @arbitraryeffect.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thanks @dalmeet.bsky.social for covering TRACES in @cenmag.bsky.social. Short version: we gave 30 AI models 42 truly awful papers, and asked them to extend the work. How awful? Magnetized water awful. Cold fusion awful. The LLMs cheerfully helped, more than 93% of the time. #ChemSky #ChemChat

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

All belong to one class, really, of AI-nanoslopticles! 🍇 I don't know if there is a need for this profile anymore; any journal IF <5 is a good substitute #notreallyslop doi.org/10.1007/s126...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Journal of Unhinged Chemical Vibes We present a new mechanism to produce research so revolutionary that even spellchecks cannot keep up. Feeding a prompt to an image generator we created of Arotase and Falvonoid, compounds thus far rejected by science and common sense doi.org/10.1007/s131...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gentle suggestion to the author: How about you do some investigating in your abstract before publishing? 🥣 Lakhouit 2025, Investigating the hydrogen renaissance in the global energy transition with AI integration doi.org/10.1016/j.ecmx.2025.101010

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When you are writing an article about orphanages in Uganda and playing Skyrim on the other screen, and somehow a screenshot of the map ends up in your submission 🎮🗺️📜 #relatable #academia #Skyrim doi.org/10.1080/1745...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sloppi sloppini, your neuroninni is activinni

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Research integrity hack all publishers should adopt - if people can’t read the figure they also cannot claim the data or conclusions are incorrect

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

A solid candidate for The Golden Bowl of 2025!

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Disclaimer: No human brain was harmed in designing, reviewing, or editing this masterpiece. All harm was inflicted only on and by an AI agent. Alkhatib, A.J. (2025). The Role of Mirror Neuron Cells in Cognition. In: Role of Mirror Neuron Cells in Mimicking and Cognition. doi.org/10.1007/978-...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

🖨️🧠🧫 Chakka, L.R.J., Maniruzzaman, M. Organoid intelligence: training lab-grown mini-brains to learn and compute with AI. AAPS Open 11, 4 (2025). doi.org/10.1186/s411...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Verdict? Lowest intensity: Running one handed Lowest - Martini Glass Toddler Highest value of slop index? Jumping out of the hole carrying something (JHCS)

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lowest intensity - running, one-handed (60?) Lower - running - 20 Lower - cycling - 00 Lower - running out of a hole (carrying something) - 70 Lower - sneaking with a cane - 00 Lower - walking on wheels (with a cane) - 00 Lowest - martini glass/toddler optical illusion - 00

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Exerrcise inteinsity ranked for the gut health (ranked from bottom to Low Intensity) Hoseini, R., Rahim, H.A., Saifalddin, D.L. et al. Exercise intensity-mediated regulation of gut epithelial cells and immune function in gut microbiota dysbiosis 2026. doi.org/10.1186/s129...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The current approach to startup validation - if it has AI-slop in it, it is valid! 🤑 Moro-Visconti, R. (2024). Startup Valuation. In: Startup Valuation. Palgrave Macmillan, Cham. doi.org/10.1007/978-...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What AI-slop does to my brain each time I see a new case 😀 🧠 ☹️ doi.org/10.1007/978-...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When you try a natural product for arthritis, but it causes your finger to merge with femur instead Advances in the effect of gut-joint axis dysfunction on rheumatoid arthritis and the intervention of natural products. Chinese Journal of Analytical Chemistry. 52. 100354 10.1016/j.cjac.2023.100354.

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

On our way to cure all with sloppified medicine 💉🥣 Mundada, A. B. et al. (2025) ‘Molecular dynamics in pharmaceutical nanotechnology: simulating interactions and advancing applications’, Journal of Biomaterials Science, Polymer Edition, 36(10), pp. 1502–1528. doi: 10.1080/09205063.2025.2450150

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Our committee is flooded with AI generated nominations from the authors, so just to clarify: -no physical bowl will be awarded -winner is welcome to generate their own award -no self-nomination allowed -yes, the award will have a DOI to put on your ResearcherGate and is likely to boost your career

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

yes, some EM images, maybe a handful of graphs too

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Diagnosis is clear; oral cancer is in remission, but the brain biopsy turned positive for canned corn and peas Shalini Gupta, Arushi Tomar, Riya Singh Personalized medicine in oral cancer Critical Reviews in Oncology/Hematology (2025) doi: 10.1016/j.critrevonc.2025.104670

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

🥣 THE 2025 GOLDEN BOWL AWARD 🥣 Peer-Reviewed-Slop will be awarding this year ⭐THE GOLDEN BOWL AWARD⭐ The prize celebrates the most obvious scientific slop that still got somehow published. Nominations are officially OPEN Nominate in the comments or dm! (Must be published before 01.01.2026)

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What art thou, cursed creature of sorcery and standard format? 🧟 The Sloppstract: half slop, half abstract! 🧪📜 Musaoglu, N., Unlu, D. Efficient and Sustainable Bleaching of Cotton and Cotton/Polyester Fabric Using Alternative Chemicals. Fibers Polym 26, 5445–5454 (2025). doi.org/10.1007/s122...

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Peer-Reviewed Slop @peer-reviewed-slop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MODEL CONTROL BLOCK DIGRAM -MOCKED- Mocked indeed! The authors got that one right, at least! 🤡🥣 Xu, Y., Zhang, Y., & Wu, T. (2024). Wireless Power Transfer Efficiency Optimization Tracking Method Based on Full Current Mode Impedance Matching. Sensors, 24(9), 2917. doi.org/10.3390/s240...

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