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A Harrison

@pdxpup.bsky.social
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Full-time ding dong and part-time soccer pundit of no renown. Formerly @pdxpup / @harrisonpdx on twitter. She/Her

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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LFG
Screenshot of a text from Washington Count Elections, telling me my ballot is now in the mail to me and giving the delivery time (5-7days).
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I just had to buy my own boots for the first time in 30 years. And since I had the choice, i obviously went for the best ones ever made.
A pair of adidas Copa Mundial cleats in their shoe box. They are a simple all black leather soccer cleat, with the trademark 3 white stripes on a diagonal slant running from the laces to the sole at the midfoot.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Google maps screenshot of the greater Portland area with two Haven Coffee Cos. shown.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sad for the generation of UP kids who have never known FAB IC WO LD. Gentrification, man.
The intersection of Lombard and Portsmouth in Portland with a nondescript beige building with AT-T store signage. 15 years ago it was a decrepit building painted a bluish gray, and had giant lettering spelling out FAB IC WO LD, but you could see the outline of where the to R's fell off the building at some point.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kevin McAllister (Macauley Culkin) wearing a red sweater, green pants, and brown boots, with his BB gun slung on his back and a hair dryer in his pocket, standing with his legs spread apart in a defiant pose, daring Dr. Doom to try him just one motherfucking time.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The best stadium in college soccer, bar none. UP women facing off against UC Davis in ten minutes on ESPN+.
A view from the press box at Merlo Field at the Clive Charles Soccer Complex on the campus of the University of Portland. In the foreground are rows of purple seat back seats. Middle ground is a lush green soccer pitch, and far side is the white dome of the Chiles Center with a light blue sky.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This was the poor person before me
A close-up image of a digital display of a gas station pump. The top number is $103.99, the bottom number is 18.706gal.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good times (jk not good times not good times at all)
A close-up image of a digital display of a gas station pump. The top number is $71.79, the bottom number is 13.915gal.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Taylor Swift on a red carpet in a strapless blue dress reacting with confused astonishment to someone showing her something on their phone screen. If it were this screenshot, it would have been the part about Errol Musk having a kid with his step-daughter.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Anthem now, kick-off in just a few minutes here at Providence Park. Portland v Chicago is on TV somewhere, but we're on the radio now! 94.7 KRNK.
A picture from high above the Providence Park pitch with the Portland and Chicago atarting 11, the large Thorns logo covering the center circle, and the East Stands in the background.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At last! We're back! Portland women vs Portland State live and in person at Merlo Field and streaming to your eye balls on ESPN+ in 10 minutes!
Me (L) and Chris Clayton wearing our broadcast headsets and giving the thumbs up in the Merlo Field Press Box (green grass and white dome.od the Chiles Center in the background) to start another season.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Top tier bumper sticker (the top one):
Close up image of a bumper sticker on the back of a car. It has a picture on centered of the very recognizable style of hummingbird feeder with the red top and red bottom; it is tipped to the right so the liquid is pouring out of the top. The text to the left of the feeder says "AND ONE," continuing on the right side saying "FOR MY HUMMIES."
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Man, she really, really, really is (was) one of one.
Screenshot from Instagram from Eminem. The image of a letter, with the letterhead a stylized "Dolly" (her signature) in pink in lettering at the  top, with her letter reading:

Marshall (Eminem),

Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate 'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.

With love & respect, Dolly Parton

(Comments: 5,690)

(Likes: 28.5K)

[Photo caption:]
eminem: I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words. less
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Never seen this before...a teeny baby clam? On the oyster?
A close up of one of the oysters in the previous skeet's image showing a very tiny clamshell, partially open with maybe something inside???, nestled into the hinge of the oyster shell.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
However, I am now like 95% done with this project (for this year anyway) that has occupied 125% of my time for the last 8 months, and will be doing this for the next 3-5 hours and reading about Dolly.
A plate of 6 chargrilled oysters with butter and melted cheese on top of them, arranged in a circle with a couple of slices rounds of grilled French bread, and this restaurant bar's version of a Paper Plane in a coupe glass in the background.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Best capos in the business.
Tina, in black pants and a black tank top and her customary black and red hair and rose flower crown, standing next to Alex, in a red shirt and light brown pants. They are both holding cocktails, and wearing sunglasses and big smiles.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We got a few minutes on our own to chat with Lauren Holiday. That interview will roll either pre-game or at halftime.
Lauren Holiday, wearing a white short sleeve top and black pants and sunglasses, speaking to a media gaggle.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Adopt don't shop! Costco adoption fees were cheap. Welcome to the family T0m!
A picture of T0m the giant raccoon in the backseat of my car with half my face showing. I am wearing a yellow and teal hat and sunglasses. T0m the giant grey racoon and B0b the giant panda sitting next to each other.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Forgot to post earlier, but these two were stuck on our playback monitor for awhile during halftime. It looked they were having the best time.
A TV monitor showing two kids in hot dog costumes.  Both are wearing sunglasses, and the one on the right is wearing a pink cowboy hat.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Half-time interview coming up with Kling right now! ESPN 910AM.
Megan Klingenberg being interviewed. She wearing a black short sleeve button up shirt and has a huge smile on her face.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Most of the time I clip my own toenails but today I paid someone else to do it. (Art shot courtesy of me not wanting to put HD f**t pics on the Internet.... Not without getting a decent payday at least!)
A photo of my f*it in a thong-style sandal with blue straps. My toenails are painted bright green. The picture is taken at a distance through a gap in my steering wheel, and my foot is on the brake pedal.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got it wrong on the broadcast, mainly because Opta had it listed as "violent conduct," but I do not think the Thorns will be able to appeal based on this from IFAB. And to be honest, I had no idea this is now a sending off offense.
Screenshot from the IFAB Laws of the Game: 

entering the referee review area (RRA)

excessively/persistently gesturing for a red or yellow card

excessively showing the 'TV signal' for a VAR 'review'

acting in a provocative or inflammatory manner

persistent unacceptable behaviour (including repeated warning offences)

showing a lack of respect for the game

Sending-off

Sending-off offences include (but are not limited to):
[I HAVE HIGHLIGHTED THIS PART STARTING HERE]
delaying the restart of play by the opposing team e.g. holding onto the ball, kicking the ball away, obstructing the movement of a player
[END OF MY HIGHLIGHT]

deliberately leaving the technical area to:

show dissent towards, or remonstrate with, a match official

⚫ act in a provocative or inflammatory manner

entering the opposing technical area in an aggressive or confrontational manner

deliberately throwing/kicking an object onto the field of play

entering the field of play to:

confront a match official (including at half-time and full-time)

interfere with play, an opposing player or a match official

entering the video operation room (VOR)

physical or aggressive behaviour (including spitting or biting) towards an opposing player, substitute, team official, match official, spectator or any other person (e.g. ball boy/girl, security or competition official etc.)

receiving a second caution in the same match

using offensive, insulting or abusive language and/or action(s)

using unauthorised electronic or communication equipment and/or behaving in an inappropriate manner as a result of using electronic or communication equipment

violent conduct
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okey dokey, ready to get going with this one. On ESPN 910AM right now.
A radio studio with TV screen hanging on the wall with the CBS Sports logo. In the foreground theres a mic, some papers, a water cup and a laptop with the NWSL standings displayed on the screen.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Things are going great up here, thanks for asking.
A screenshot from the WatchDuty app zoomed out to show a map of Washington, Oregon, and Idaho covered with fire icons and red evacuation zones, to the point where you can't really even make out the borders between the states.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's Cameroon and Ghana headed to the WAFCON quarterfinals from Group D. Last 8!
Screenshot from Google matches page for WAFCON:

Quarter-final

Ivory Coast

Algeria

Sat, Aug 8 10:00 AM

Morocco

South Africa

Sat, Aug 8 1:00 PM

Cameroon

Nigeria

Sun, Aug 9 10:00 AM

Malawi

Ghana

Sun, Aug 9 1:00 PM
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Reading up on the fire in Spokane on the local paper's website. Did I reject cookies or is this a targeted ad? who's to say?!
An ad just below story text. It is a picture of 3 shirts, one on top and two on the bottom. The shirts are beige taupe in primary color. I. The top shirt, there is a large black cat in I guess samurai armor taking up the whole left side of the shirt, while drawing an arrow and aiming across the body of the shirt, with 5 massive bees above the arrow on the opposite side of the shirt, and red vertical text from one of the Asian languages. A real visual treat. On the bottom row, the shirt on the left has that same black cat lounging on top of a frog (yes, that's not a typo) on the entire left side of the shirt facing right while playing an electric guitar, with orange-red splotches extending from behind the neck of the guitar at the middle of the shirt up to the shoulder on the right side, and black text from one of the Asian languages above the cat on the left shoulder sleeve. It's magnificent. The shirt on the lowe right has out cat friend now on the right side of the shirt, astride a t-rex with his head lowered at a full run, while the cat (wearing a white shirt and cross-strap holster) fires a handgun toward the left side of the shirt, with a large orange-red splotch that kinda looks like a sun just above and behind his head on the right shoulder, and some of that same black text of one of the Asian languages on the left side starting above the firing gun and extending vertically to the shoulder. It is glorious.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
With all Match Day 2s complete, here are the group standings for WAFCON 2026. Some incredible storylines heading into MD3.
Group A

Club Pts GF GA  GD

1 Morocco 6 5 0 5

2 Algeria 3 2 1 1

3 Senegal 3 1 2 -1

4 Kenya 0 0 5 -5

Group B

Club Pts GF GA  GD

1 Ivory Coast 4 6 3 3

2 Burkina Faso 3 3 5 -2

3 Tanzania 3 3 3 0

4 South Africa 1 3 4 -1Group C

Club Pts GF GA GD

1 Malawi 6 6 3 3

2 Nigeria 3 3 3 0

3 Zambia 3 6 1 5

4 Egypt 0 1 9 -8

Group D

Club Pts GF GA GD

1 Cameroon 6 3 1 2

2 Ghana 3 2 1 1

3 Mali 3 4 4 0

4 Cape Verde 0 2 5 -3
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
NP:
A screenshot from the YouTube music. The top half is the album cover of Taylor Swift's 'folklore', which is a black and white art shot of her, zoomed way out standing in a thicket of trees. The bottom half of the is the player UX, showing the song playing:
august > 
Taylor Swift
(UX controls)

folklore (deluxe version)
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
With all Match Day 1s complete, here are the group standings for WAFCON 2026. Top 2 advance to the quarters; semi-finalists are the women's World Cup qualifiers. The one to watch is Group C, after defending champs Nigeria were upset by Malawi.
Group A

Club Pts  GF GA GD

1 Morocco 3 4 0 4

2 Algeria 3 2 0 2

3 Senegal 0 0 2 -2

4 Kenya 0 0 4 -4

Group B

Club Pts  GF GA GD

1 Ivory Coast 3 4 1 3

2 Tanzania 3 2 1 1

3 South Africa 0 1 2 -1

4 Burkina Faso 0 1 4 -3Group C

Club Pts GF GA GD

1 Zambia 3 6 0 6

2 Malawi 3 3 2 1

3 Nigeria 0 2 3 -1

4 Egypt 0 0 6 -6

Group D

Club Pts GF GA GD

1 Ghana 3 2 0 2

2 Cameroon 3 2 1 1

3 Mali 0 1 2 -1

4 Cape Verde 0 0 2 -2
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you are using without explanation.
A billboard at the side of a highway reading
WARNING (in red letters)
THIS BILLBOARD STRUCTURE IS THE SUBJECT OF A LAWSUIT. 
LASC CASE NO. 19STCP00482
ANYONE WHO ASSISTS THE CITY OF POMONA

and the remaining text is obscured by black and silver graffiti.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
Album cover art for THE MISEDUCATION OF LAURYN HILL. which is the wood top of an older style high school desk, with a carved in pencil holder with a pencil in it at the top, and portrait of the artist carved in the wood to look like desk graffiti, with 
THE MISEDUCATION OF
LAURYN HILL 
carved above the portrait and below the pencil holder.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Looking for an international soccer fix? Look no further because WAFCON starts today! The women's African confederation tournament kicks off in Morocco and Nigeria are looking to repeat as champs.
CAF
WOMEN'S 
AFRICA CUP
OF NATIONS
MOROCCO 26

GROUP A
MOROCCO
ALGERIA
SENEGAL
KENYA

GROUP B
SOUTH AFRICA
CÔTE D'IVOIRE
BURKINA FASO
TANZANIA

GROUP C
NIGERIA
ZAMBIA
EGYPT
MALAWI

GROUP D
GHANA
CAMEROON
MALI
CAPE VERDE
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Couple of different sets of smoke cannons here for pride night. Thorns v Gotham on ESPN Portland 910am.
A picture of the Providence Park pitch with a rainbow smoke haze behind the starting 11s of both teams.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Considering taking a whole ass trip to England to catch some Brighton games (among other tourist things) and buy some gear, specifically to avoid paying the president's stupid fucking tariffs on buying their gear online because it's shipped from England/manufactured overseas.
A screenshot of my shopping cart on the Brighton and Hove Albion website. It is a disclaimer highlighted in light orange at the top that reads: 
"From 1 July, EU Countries are subject to new customs fees.
Orders shipped to the USA are also facing especially high duties at this time For more info, click here."
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Out.
Same picture as the first skeet, but now the bacon is crispy brown and you can see some of the melted bacon fat in the pan.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Casual Sunday night jalapeño poppers. Going in.
A black pan on a white countertop with 2 rows of 4 bundles of bacon. You can only kind of see some green tips peaking out from beneath the bacon. The bacon is wrapped around a half of a jalapeño that is stuff with an Italian sausage and cream cheese mixture.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Lucille Ball in I Love Lucy drinking Vitameatavegamin straight from the bottle with an unbothered look on her face.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Jennifer Beals in that one scene in Flashdance where she's in the chair and there's a bunch of water splashing on her.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Currently blocked on by this guy who double parked instead of using the curbside loading zone on the opposite block. How do I know there's loading zone parking over there? Because I tried to park in front of the coffee shop I was going to but couldn't because it is all loading zone.
View from the driver's seat of my car. A large white delivery truck is double parked and blocking my ability to leave my parking space.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can confirm that they will, in fact, let just anyone in here. The 45th edition of the Cascadia Derby, @thornsfc.com vs @reignfc.com, kicks off at 1pm. Listen to us live from Seatt-, uh Lumen Field, on ESPN 910AM in Portland!
A view of a grass-pitched Lumen Field from a broadcast press box, with a TV monitor, laptop, notebook, and radio gear in the foreground.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Reyna tracking worse than Dest right now in @futi.live
Screenshot of the US subs from the futi app 
Reyna - 35
Berhalter - 59
Pepi - 51
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you've exceeded your screen viewing capabilities, catch us on the radio for the Thorns v Racing Louisville. It's going to be on 910am in PDX today, and you can also listen on the Audacy app.
A view from the pressbox of Providence Park, a soccer stadium in downtown Portland. The opposite seats haven't filled in yet, so you can see "PORTLAND" spelled out in white among the green seats. The thorns are on the left half of the pitch, and you can kinda see some of Racing on a sliver of the right side. Plus my laptop screen in the foreground.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is the crowd that overtook the venue in New Jersey where Jack Antonoff married Margaret Qualley because Taylor Swift was there. As a matter of public safety, closing the streets around MSG makes sense not just for the safety of people going, but for the average New Yorker.
A photo of two different perspectives of a street with throngs of people swarming the streets, to the point where the cars can't actually drive.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Weirdo behavior from this person who replied with this to several random skeets expressing frustration the Blazers' owner is demanding taxpayer money for his arena upgrades, oddly conflating a personal choice to buy stuff with the government's choice in how tax revenue is spent. Block if you want.
Andy B

@flyingfish765.bsky.social

How we tax Billionaires in the USA needs adjustment.

It is ok if you oppose any contribution to the wealth of Billionaires.

Tom Dundon is around the 1800th richest person in the world.

I bet in the last month you've contributed to the wealth of 500 people above him on the list

Hypocrisy is bad

1:33 PM

Jun 28, 2026
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Removed by author" Why, my guy?! Stand up and be proud of your joke!
My Password is Louvre
@bmceuen.bsky.social

He He / Him Him

Lmao he removed the post and disabled quotes after you called it out

Quote Post 
Chris Schilling
@schillingc.bsky.social
Joined Jun '23
He / Him
A Carried Off By Twister
Bluesky Elder

History repeats as T. Partey angers English in Boston

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

BBC SPORT

ENGLAND VICHANA

World Cup 2026: Djed Spence appears not to shake hands with Thomas Partey before England v Ghana

Footage circulating on social media appears to show England's Djed Spence not shaking hands with Ghana's Thomas Partey before their...

www.bbc.co.uk
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
pausa de hidratación
Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), a bald man with some brown hair above his ears wearing a thick green and gold and burgundy tapestry coat, smiling and half smirking as about to take a sip from a silver chalice.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This looks flipping magical. Another winner at Sugarpine. I am not doing sugar at the moment, but someone who is go get one and tell me how great it is.
sugarpinedrivein The road to summer gets a little sweeter today - two new sundaes have arrived at the drive-in.

• RAINBOW BRITE PARFAIT

Inspired by Pride Month and the spirit of self-expression, visibility, and joy. Layers of vanilla soft serve, rainbow sherbet bites, ube sago, mango, and pandan candied coconut. We're donating $1 from every Rainbow Brite sold throughout June to Pride Northwest.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
And Ireland topped Netherlands! Talk about a stunner...
A screenshot of the game summary of the Ireland v Netherlands WWC qualifier, saying in part:
Women's FIFA Women's World Cup UEFA qualifiers

Group stage Group B
Full-time
Today

Republic of Ireland 3

↑ 2nd (group)

Netherlands 2

↓ 3rd (group 

K. Carusa 19' (IRE)

A. Larkin 71' (IRE)

A. Barrett 90' (IRE)

D. Janssen 70' (P) (NED)

V. Pelova 80' (NED)

RED CARD: L. Kiernan 90+3' (IRE)
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Can any of you guess what is horribly negligent and wrong with this image?
A picture with a sidewalk splitting the middle of the image, with fences to backwards on either side. There is shrubbery overgrowing the fence on the right side. On the left side there is no overgrowth and midway up the sidewalk there is a pile of long branches with no leaves nearly stacked up against and parallel with the fence.
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A Harrison @pdxpup.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Another outstanding tifo from the Riveters:
A large tifo extending the full height of the stadium, with rainbow patchwork panels with the words 
"WE 
MUST 
DEFEND 
EACH 
OTHER"
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