Reposted by PatrickNick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Fullback trap. Right up tthe pipe. There are probably ~500,000 dads on this site right now who ran a version of this in high school during the 1980s/1990s. And, if you ask nice, they might even get the VCR out to show you. 10552
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comCoach Taylor: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't LoseALT: Coach Taylor: Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose 000
Reposted by PatrickJoel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i can rock with that. it was a totally different time, where he had to build that program over a decade. he couldn't just import transfers (well, he did lean heavy on juco players) and throw some money at the problems. Damn shame the link to the old "Futility U" piece in SI can't be found anymore 3111
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stanford has a low floor, but are usually competitive for a few years every decade. Really depends if the hit on a QB and some o-linemen. 001
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Cioppino is elite. Most SF Italian families have their own take on it and it's always amazing. 000
Reposted by PatrickSheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two best quarterback performances statistically (EPA per pass play) so far this season: 1. Brock Purdy last week 2. Brock Purdy today 6769
Reposted by PatrickMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Mike Krukow forever ❤️ 4899
Reposted by PatrickLOLKNBR @lolknbr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One last time … with feeling, everybody! 0187
Reposted by PatrickJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Scoring on a Hook and Ladder TD on their first drive of the game the Niners don't take the Cardinals serious at all 3552
Reposted by PatrickBryan Knowles @brykno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Via the DVOA Discord: "Deebo Samuel can't catch, Mike Evans can't run, but we can fix that in aggregate" 1135
Reposted by PatrickChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 27/09/2026Some of you casuals went to bed early and missed Alberto Mendoza commit a 32-yard intentional grounding penalty to set up 4th-and-45 with the game on the line. 3815
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yup. I love 90s country and Choosin Texas feels like it could have been made by so many 90s country stars. Feels designed to hit my nostalgia button. 000
Reposted by PatrickBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it's weird I listened to "Choosin' Texas" and have a totally normal opinion on it, I guess some of y'all lack my skills and intellect 101925
Reposted by PatrickRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026it would be extremely funny if the SEC kicked LSU out tomorrow 1076766
Reposted by PatrickChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 20/09/2026They're playing Callin' Baton Rouge at Ole Miss in celebration. 010914
Reposted by PatrickDanny Heifetz @dannyheifetz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026That was one of the best drives of Brock Purdy's career. 11 plays, 99 yards, and a touchdown. Two different scrambles for a first down. Multiple scrambles to extend + find a receiver downfield, including for the touchdown. Really impressive. 41072
Reposted by Patricktimkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Purdy just seemed determined to throw it to Kittle and didn't look for the defender. Quentin Lake says thank you. 2111
Reposted by PatrickRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Rutgers stopped on a 4th-down tush push down 20 points to UMass, this is so humiliating we are SO BACK 615510
Reposted by PatrickChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 04/09/2026UMass is averaging 8 yards per play. 1224
Reposted by PatrickBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I believe in you, UMass 101343
Reposted by PatrickChris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 03/09/2026ANOTHER UMASS TOUCHDOWN. POP WATSON CAN SLING IT 0221
Reposted by PatrickSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/09/2026Rutgers don’t want no Minutemen. 1261
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I was on the field at a game last season and couldn't get over how big Trevor Lawrence is. Just insane you could be that big and that athletic. 010
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTerry Tate Office LinebackerALT: Terry Tate Office Linebacker 010
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"Helmets can save your life" - literally the only argument. Everything else is BS. 020
Reposted by PatrickScott Budman @scottbudman.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton is understandably hugely famous for amazing songs. She also, among other things, mailed more than 270 million free books to children under five. And donated $1 million to infectious disease research, contributing to early COVID-19 vaccine development. 151
Reposted by PatrickDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Rory McIlroy might be the only living person who hates LIV Golf more than I do. 1703481441
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think we started trying to steal catcher signs to alert batters when we were around 12/13 years old. Only happened when a runner was on second. 000
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Set the tonestatic.klipy.comShoresy Says Yeah!ALT: Shoresy Says Yeah! 000
Reposted by PatrickMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The Giants continue to claim their goal is to retool for 2027, yet they just had a huge trade deadline in which they acquired exactly 0 players that you should expect to see pitching for them next year 5234
Patrick @pdornpr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Buster is a bum who is taking everything fun away from fans 000
Reposted by Patricktimkawakami.bsky.social @timkawakami.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Don't know if Shanahan and Lynch have an "only good guys get invited" policy to camp, but ... Brown and Smith absolutely qualify. 1152
Reposted by PatrickMcCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Giants are awful largely because of how antiquated they are. And they just traded 1 of the 3 guys on their 40 man roster who actually hits the ball hard, with no replacement behind him. I am biased as an Heliot Ramos lover but … I just don’t think this is how smart teams operate 3275
