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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁

@pdheaslip.bsky.social
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Proud Canadian hiding in plain sight in the GTA 🇨🇦 Multi-disciplined designer/creative guy. Meme maker. Typos are part of my charm. Green/Orange/Red Progressive | Black Coffee | Red Wine | Wonderful Friends | Green Since a Teen | #NeverPoilievre 💚🍁

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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Benny is using all of his 2-digit IQ on this one. Bravo.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Watched the Poilievre/Mansbridge interview. It revealed exactly what PP is — weak and full of shit. A fluff interview as PP spoke in rhetoric and lies — Mansbridge allowed him to go on & lie with little pushback. Lies included, "I Don't Need a Security Clearance," & "I love the people of BR-C." 🙄🤡
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
It turns out the President does sometimes have a big say in the price of oil.
Screenshot of a New York Times article by energy reporter Rebecca F. Elliott dated March 1, 2026, stating that oil prices rose as much as 13 percent when markets opened amid widening conflict in the Middle East. The excerpt notes international oil prices had already climbed about 20 percent this year, briefly crossing $82 a barrel before retreating.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 27/02/2026
Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
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Canadians travelling to the US advised to not fucking do that
OTTAWA - Canadians thinking of planning a trip to the United States are being advised by the Government of Canada to perhaps consider going anywhere else on the entire fucking planet for their summer ...
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Safe Parkside, site of the speed camera that was cut down over & over leading to Doug ford banning them, reports another high speed crash on Saturday via their IG account. Somebody will die here again. Doug Ford’s Ontario.
Car crash Car crash
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Jason Kenney is ranting like an absolute IDIOT and giving Poilievre a BJ after his MEH Speech tonight. There is a reason the ReformaCons are done, yet they will re-up Poilivre as their "leader." What a joke and very lame PP speech. He's DONE!
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Meanwhile, over on the Xhitter, the usual ReformaCon influencers are lying their asses off and posting fake images of Poilievre flying to Calgary. Meathead Mario posted a "confirmed image" from JingleBalls saying PP flying WestJet, yet it is an older Air Canada plane. The CON LIES just never stop.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Xhitter friends… who else has been suspended for seemingly no reason recently by speaking the truth and responding to RW nutjobs and their lies?
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Wanted to post this on Twitter, but I've been suspended for a week for making a benign reply, deemed as "violent speech." So strange as was nothing of the kind. But my burning question is, why does Pierre Poilievre wearing orange makeup like Trump is a good idea? So strange. PP is Temu Trump.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I have been suspended again from Twitter for saying, "Harrison deserves a boot to the noggan." According to Musk and his bots, that's "Violent Speech." What a joke! To those who know me, please let my friend on the Xhitter that I will be back next Tuesday… February 3rd. Arghhhh.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Hello everyone. Looking for some advice. Twitter is a hot mess, but interesting. Should I come back here?
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Marc 🍁 @marc55.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If you've never watched this clip, I invite you to. Everything he says is the truth.
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Just remember how many stupid people are sucked into Trump's cult.
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Bobby Angelini 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @bobbyangelini.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm re-posting this as a friendly reminder. Some of the trolls are starting to post innocent stuff on their page to hide what they really are.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Today in the House of Commons, CPC MP Garnett Genuis is being a complete lying, obnoxious little dork — again! #NeverVoteConservative #NeverPoilievre
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Wordle 1,269 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A good start to the week.
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Lisa @lisab0923.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This why @brittlestar.com is The Man. @steveboots.bsky.social #podcastisbroken
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
CON mouthpiece Fred DeLorey is a massive lying idiot. That's all! #NeverVoteConservative #NeverPoilievre
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
So what are the odds that Elon moves into the Lincoln Bedroom?
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Bob Lucas 🇨🇦 @the-bob-lucas.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
New series! Christmas movies we'd likely pass on. "Bad Jeff" Starring: ⭐️ Jeff as the lying ass clown! ⭐️ Dimples McDickweed as the few fries short of a happy meal kid! ⭐️ Marlaina Smith as Jeff's new beard! -and- ⭐️ Narendra Modi as the poison dwarf!
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Brittlestar @brittlestar.com · 06/12/2024
Canada should become the 51st state? We will Home Alone this country like you wouldn’t believe.
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Trooper, the dog who went viral after a video was posted of him tied up along a Florida highway ahead of Hurricane Milton, has been adopted! The 3 year-old pup has found his forever home with Frank and Carla Spina of Parkland, Florida. 💕
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Yep… Elon's Incel Troop.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Turned on CNC Power & Politics, and James Fuckn' Moore is with his face far too close to the camera, spewing absolute LIES as he personally attacks the PM is really disturbing. Moore is a massive arsehole and true lyin' CONservative shill. #cdnmediafaliled
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Patrick Brown looked weak and very defensive as he testified at the Committee for Public Safety re: Indian interference in the CON leadership. He was evasive & looked like he was hiding/covering up info as he claimed to be non-partisan. Nope — he's a CON through and through & didn't look credible.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
BREAKING NEWS: A powerful earthquake in California happened this afternoon. Pierre Poilievre blamed Prime Minister Trudeau and the Carbon Tax.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Poilievre once again is looking extremely hungover and breaking HOC rules by using props again today. He's spewing endless bullshit during his moronic Non-Confidence vote. This will be the 3rd time in 3 weeks it will be defeated, showing how useless a "leader" he actually is. #NeverPoilievre
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Pierre Poilievre is an immature, selfish, LYING arse who is ONLY interested in himself. His ridiculous motion of non-confidence is another waste of public time and money. This is after the CONs have disrupted HOC proceedings for 7+ weeks by filibustering their own motion. What a complete joke.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
'bout sums it up…
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Canadian Candy 🍬 @candyisdandy100.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
Tweet with words:  Make America the 11th province. In picture, Canada goose is standing on a mountain with American flag in the background. A play on orange 45’s ridiculous post.
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Stephano Barberis 🍁 @hellostephano.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You can’t be Team Canada and Team Poilievre at the same time. You can only be one or the other. Choose wisely. 🍁
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Stephano Barberis 🍁 @hellostephano.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Ontario really missed a golden (and super obvious) opportunity when they didn’t elect @beynate.bsky.social as Ontario Liberal leader. That’s ok; he’s PM material in the future.
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RGBAtlantica 🇨🇦 @ratlantica.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The many faces of Pierre Poilievre, if only he'd shut his mouth for good and stop lying to Canadians. #NeverPoilievre
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Bob Lucas 🇨🇦 @the-bob-lucas.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Make Jeff a newspaper boy again! #fireJeff
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Stephano Barberis 🍁 @hellostephano.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Vancouver 7th highest quality of life in the world; best in North America. Five Canadian cities in top 25.🇨🇦 “Canada often one of the top from a quality living perspective due in part to political and economic stability and social and cultural environment” #NotBroken dailyhive.com/vancouver/va...
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Vancouver's "unique" quality of life crowned best in North America | News
The Mercer-conducted study identified key reasons why Vancouver's quality of life is attractive compared to other cities around the globe.
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Bob Lucas 🇨🇦 @the-bob-lucas.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
From the archives. Ever wondered where Jeff got his penchant for trite 3 word phrases from?
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Guy Felicella @guyfelicella.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Do bike helmets and seatbelts stop car crashes from happening? NO! But, they reduce the harm caused by crashing. Harm reduction won't change the unregulated toxic drug supply, but it will reduce the harms/brain injury/deaths caused by it. Harm reduction doesn't eliminate harm, it reduces it!
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Heather e^-1/x^2 @heathermoandco.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Yale hacked a Russian adoption database and found 148 stolen Ukrainian orphans. #Ukraine #PutinWarCrimes #RussiaIsATerroristState www.europesays.com/1658924/
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Yale hacked a Russian adoption database and found 148 stolen Ukrainian orphans
The United Nations is being presented with a new trove of evidence to support charges that Russia has
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AxeDame @axedame.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
The "impression". 🙄
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Paul D Heaslip 🇨🇦 Now half off the 'Xhitter' 🍁 @pdheaslip.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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