Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 05/10/2026I'd love to see Democrats run on a "Law and Order" platform. Meaning "Prosecute corruption" instead of "Persecute Black people" 010
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 04/10/2026Which is kind of funny considering how integral the Brodies failing marriage was to the plot of the novel! 010
Reposted by Peter MartiniWarren Terra @warrenterra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Okay, seriously, what the fuck is this? 3066181
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 30/09/2026It makes me oddly hopeful to know that they may in fact be sending their best 061
Reposted by Peter MartiniDeth Veggie @dethveggie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026HAPPY DOLLY PARTON DAY, ERRBODY! 18027
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 24/09/2026Could also take a page out of Robin Hood: Men in Tights and put it on (literal) shit. "From here on, all of the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as 'John's!" 010
Reposted by Peter MartiniLynn™ @lynn.cat · 19/09/2026Pedro Pascal's lesser known sibling, Turbo, 519345
Reposted by Peter MartiniThe Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm 602126323
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 10/09/2026My very favorite pizza is "garlic olive oil base layered with savory Italian sausage and earthy mushrooms, topped with melted mozzarella". So good! 010
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 10/09/2026Granted, I'd love a serious discussion of the benefits of UBI, that part of those benefits would mean cutting means tested programs and the support staff for them, and that 'tax the billionaires more' cannot possibly make up the entire shortfall of current obligations. But elevator pitch first. 010
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 10/09/2026It'd be hilarious if some of the smarter dems used this as an opportunity to say something like "I'm in favor of taxes on billionaires to fund UBI, too! But Donnie, last I saw the deficit was growing and your share of taxes is falling, so where is this money coming from?" 010
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 09/09/2026Autocomplete update for today: lube -> kube I will never intentionally write 'lube' in a work chat 110
Reposted by Peter MartiniFT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are. 99267996329
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 26/08/2026Maybe they're factoring in hyperinflation instead of using 2026 usd 020
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 18/08/2026I'd pay for it and then some if paying BlueSky meant I could kick money to the companies and people whose writing I find through here without having to choose between full subscriptions and ads. 020
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 20/07/2026That'd make the whole pie 1600 calories. How can you evenly divide that into eighths? 000
Reposted by Peter Martinirahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If your car doesn't have a backseat weight sensor with an alarm and you can't add one, you should put something you can't walk away from the car without next to the car seat when you buckle it in. The easiest and most foolproof thing? Your left shoe. 833571
Reposted by Peter MartiniNome @nome.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane. Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.media.tenor.coma statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws. 15139981316
Reposted by Peter MartiniPatrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE US HAVING A WHITES-ONLY REFUGEE POLICY SHOULD BE A MUCH BIGGER STORY 7699583431
Reposted by Peter Martiniknickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I hit post the second I finished. To have gone back and changed anything, even a typo, would have been to taint what may end up being my favorite thing I’ve ever written. 712422
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 10/06/2026Seconding that. My 13yo is big on the 80s in general and Michael Jackson in particular and likes album covers as wall art 000
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 10/06/2026My favorite response to RETVRN arguments is this picture 030
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 08/05/2026That's entirely fair. I was thinking of social capital within what an elected official would consider their own class and in having a straightforward identifier to mark themselves as a higher class in the first place. They'll have no lack of fancy parties to go to even if the street hates them. 030
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 07/05/2026They have social capital, which they then convert to fungible assets through bribery 120
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 24/04/2026ooh, accelerant, I don't think I'd heard that term used in this context before. Normally I think of gasoline. 130
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 24/03/2026maybe he was auditioning for the next season as one of the intro villians 010
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 24/03/2026Mixed feelings about the fact that quite a few responses don't seem to get the reference. Yay for them, and yet it makes me feel so much older 040
Reposted by Peter MartiniDigital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 22/03/2026🫧 Smoke trapped in a bubble on water: surface tension, soap film physics and fluid mechanics in action 309109681967
Reposted by Peter MartiniAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026I have seen very few movies this year so I can't really judge the oscars, but one of the movies I did see was Sinners, and its portrayal of the Jim Crow economy is the film's driving force, even more than its supernatural elements www.theatlantic.com/culture/arch...theatlantic.comThe Jim Crow Economy Is the True Horror in 'Sinners'The film illustrates the near-impossibility of upward mobility during the segregation era. 271699335
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 09/03/2026I thought murder rates are normally cited as 'x per 100,000 residents (per year)'? so spiking over 100 would be very high but still plausible 000
Reposted by Peter MartiniMatt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala 132134854537
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 20/02/2026Would you be willing / able to publish the stream of interactions you had with Claude that led to this? On a separate note and a meta level, I'm actually interested in an exporter like this for Claude's own files 000
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 19/02/2026I had a colleague who learned English as a second language once jokingly threaten to fight me when I made a snarky comment. Except instead of saying he'd beat me up, he said he'd beat me off ... 000
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 17/02/2026I like this exchange from Casablanca: Ugarte: You despise me, don't you? Rick: If I gave you any thought I probably would. 050
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 29/01/2026oof that's a fun point - I have my own domain, so every website I log into gets a different email 160
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 25/01/2026Was her last name Loving? Because that would be the cherry on top 110
Peter Martini @pcmartini.com · 24/01/2026I don't know how bluesky did it but I got an amazing link preview from your post: 2113
Reposted by Peter Martini#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Weber State with a "WTF did I just watch? (Complimentary)" to win the partner stunt competition at nats www.instagram.com/reel/DTmAnJx... 672611504
Reposted by Peter MartiniSherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Make it viral. 3594740621262