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@pbnjay.bsky.social
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Writer, student, professor. English and literature academic, horror fanatic, Gothic guru. Virgo’s Grooviest ♍︎ Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Pup Narz 🐶🐾 | 🇪🇸🇵🇹 | he/him. | 🍉🇵🇸 I’ve been described as “transcendent” ✨ “born to blossom, bloom to perish” 🥀 Posts may be NSFW 🔞

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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I started again immediately upon finishing. At this stressful time of my life, I crave routine and repetition.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oregon I will be in you on Friday! Can’t believe move-in day has arrived
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s a pinnacle of reality tv. Television in general, even. The cast was a perfect storm
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
About to finish my #vanderpumprules rewatch. Kinda wanna do it again immediately after.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good riddance SATAN’s ASSHOLE
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It’s my last week in LA and it’s been over 100 degrees this shit will definitely NOT be missed
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I can tell those closest to me are getting sad that my moving date is swiftly approaching. I’m sad too but it’s harder to keep a stern face when I see other people in their feelings :(
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Last month in Los Angeles and can’t even enjoy it bc I’m working nearly everyday
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The best part about moving from LA temps to Oregon temps is I will (hopefully) never have to shave my beard off in a psychotic fit of overheating. I can’t handle LA summers with a full beard
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Closer to end of August. My lease starts July 20th but the fall term at UO doesn’t start till mid September.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Some photos from my EuroTrip! Just got back on Thursday 🇵🇱 🇳🇱 🇩🇪
Wawel Royal Castle, Krakow, PolandPhoto of me in front of the canals in Amsterdam.Asamkirche (Asam Church) in Munich. The photo is of the ornate, detailed sculptures and carvings above the altar. The pillars, walls, ceilings, and crucifix are metal and stone and in a Baroque maximalist style.  Photo of Ruben and I on Mary’s Bridge. Behind us and across the gorge is Neuschwanstein Castle in Schwangau, Germany.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Hey there! No worries at all- I’ve been inconsistently on social media and didn’t check this before my visit. But I had a blast up there. It was a short trip and I was tied to events at UO, but being up there pretty much solidified that I made the right choice.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Got approved for an apartment in Oregon already! Only a 15 min bike ride from UO and IT’S A ONE BEDROOM! I’ve never lived in a one bedroom in LA this is such an upgrade 😭
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The hardest part of traveling is deciding which 2 books to take and sticking to only those 2
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hi again. My semester is over! I have emerged from under my rock. Since I’ve been gone: I graduated with my Masters, got accepted to a PhD program (might have already shared that), and booked a trip to Europe, starting Sunday!
Photo of me in my grad regalia Photo of me in my graduation outfit, cap and gown removed. Screenshot of the countdown widget. It states “Eurotrip 2026 in 3 days”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’m going for 3 days next week for an admitted students event. But I have only 1 free day to explore. What are some things I should do, places to eat, drink, or see in that day?
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Any bloomfies in Oregon? I am officially going to #UO in the fall. #ducks 🟢🟡🦆
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The movie was FUN and HOT and pretty to look at I’m sorry it won me over
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ok guys. Wuthering Heights is truly one of my absolute favorite novels of all periods and genres. I saw the new movie last night, and it was fantastic! Yes- a loose adaptation. Yes- stuff was cut and changed. But I think the important things- the feelings, the melodrama, the passion- were there.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just got accepted into a PhD program!!! 😭😭 and it was to one of my top schools 🟢🟡
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Took a Lego break today to de-stress 🩷
Photo of a completed Lego set on my shelf. It is the Lovebirds build. Two pink Lego lovebirds are perched on a tree. The tree is dark brown, has twisted branches, and is flowering.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’ve applied to soooo many PhD programs, statistically at least one has to say yes 😭
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I spent all morning writing a 600 word essay for a teaching fellowship. Then logged on to paste/upload the essay and the requirement was actually 600 CHARACTERS, not words.
Photo of Ray-J staring into the camera. He looks annoyed and judgmental
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Thank you! I’m so excited to be done. And no- not “hopefully.” You will have it AND pass it 💚
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I’ve worked out three (3) times this week so when do the pecs and bubble butt arrive??
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Just finished the toughest semester of my life. One more till graduation 🦁 👨🏻‍🎓
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hi everyone! Hope y’all had a happy Halloween!
Photo of me in my Halloween costume: a cow print scarf and cow ears for a very minimalist cow costumeSelfie style photo of me with an Edgar Allan Poe cardboard cutout Donald Duck’s nephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie in there Halloween costumes
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
My depressive slump is going away as #RHOSLC is returning! It’s like my body knows the world is setting itself right again
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
August Virgo! I’m coming up next week on the 30th 😎
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I only know astrology as it pertains to me, a Virgo, and I feel that’s a very Virgo thing to say
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The semester started so we got back in our reading position
Photo of my cat on my lap. The photo is from behind her and she positioned herself inconveniently between my me and my iPad as I’m doing homework. Photo of my cat on my lap. She is now laying right on my iPad, as if to say “no more homework today”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Impromptu Las Vegas getaway.
Selfie of me relaxing by the pool.Photo of my martini with the Vanderpump a Paris menu on the bar
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Also… TIMOTHY OLYPHANT!?
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
What a great premiere! So happy this franchise has made it to TV
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Why is EVERYTHING Agnes Van Rhijn says pure gold
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Now I’m diving in to #AlienEarth 🌎
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Finished this season of #TheGildedAge and I’m floored again. Probs my fav drama on TV right now
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Went to the gym for the first time in MONTHS maybe even a year.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I wasn’t prepared for the bout of anxiety and depression I was getting over the past month. I thought I had my usual summer job secured but the pharmacy started underperforming. Came home from Europe broke and jobless
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Got tickets for #weapons tomorrow and I am DRIPPING with anticipation
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I was in a major summer reading slump and now I have to lock in for the semester’s assigned readings
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Bestie’s birthday hangout 💙💚
Photo of my best friend, boyfriend, and I celebrating bestie’s birthday. Photo of my boyfriend, Ruben and I. Ruben is sporting his new buzz cut Photo of me in great lighting
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Me ever since #Virgin came out #thewordoftheLorde
Photo of SpongeBob transcending.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Eating Taco Bell and driving right back home lolol
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Drove 4+ hours to attend a 2 hour gender reveal party. I don’t even support gender reveal parties overall. But it was for my goddaughter and felt compelled to attend
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Ugh yes such a process! I’m going to a 00 right now and my left lobe was so painful I am not doing my right yet. I need one ear free to sleep on 😭
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Stretching my earlobes hurts more than stretching my butthole.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Exactly! What have I been waiting for? Our rejection piles can’t start without our submissions 🤷🏻‍♂️
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
My essay writing is going well, though! My recent essay on vampirism, rectal symbolism, HIV/AIDS, and bug chasing is officially accepted for this year’s PAMLA. Wild ass paper topic, isn’t it? Looking forward to scaring some heteros #pride
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Since I’ve been gone from here, I have been working on my creative writing. It’s been a hobby, but I’m building the confidence to finally show and tell, maybe even submit somewhere.
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