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@pbnjay.bsky.social
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Writer, student, professor. English and literature academic, horror fanatic, Gothic guru. Virgo’s Grooviest ♍︎ Gay 🏳️‍🌈 | Pup Narz 🐶🐾 | 🇪🇸🇵🇹 | he/him. | 🍉🇵🇸 I’ve been described as “transcendent” ✨ “born to blossom, bloom to perish” 🥀 Posts may be NSFW 🔞

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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Some photos from my EuroTrip! Just got back on Thursday 🇵🇱 🇳🇱 🇩🇪
Wawel Royal Castle, Krakow, PolandPhoto of me in front of the canals in Amsterdam.Asamkirche (Asam Church) in Munich. The photo is of the ornate, detailed sculptures and carvings above the altar. The pillars, walls, ceilings, and crucifix are metal and stone and in a Baroque maximalist style.  Photo of Ruben and I on Mary’s Bridge. Behind us and across the gorge is Neuschwanstein Castle in Schwangau, Germany.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hi again. My semester is over! I have emerged from under my rock. Since I’ve been gone: I graduated with my Masters, got accepted to a PhD program (might have already shared that), and booked a trip to Europe, starting Sunday!
Photo of me in my grad regalia Photo of me in my graduation outfit, cap and gown removed. Screenshot of the countdown widget. It states “Eurotrip 2026 in 3 days”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Just got accepted into a PhD program!!! 😭😭 and it was to one of my top schools 🟢🟡
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Took a Lego break today to de-stress 🩷
Photo of a completed Lego set on my shelf. It is the Lovebirds build. Two pink Lego lovebirds are perched on a tree. The tree is dark brown, has twisted branches, and is flowering.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I spent all morning writing a 600 word essay for a teaching fellowship. Then logged on to paste/upload the essay and the requirement was actually 600 CHARACTERS, not words.
Photo of Ray-J staring into the camera. He looks annoyed and judgmental
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Hi everyone! Hope y’all had a happy Halloween!
Photo of me in my Halloween costume: a cow print scarf and cow ears for a very minimalist cow costumeSelfie style photo of me with an Edgar Allan Poe cardboard cutout Donald Duck’s nephews Huey, Dewey, and Louie in there Halloween costumes
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
The semester started so we got back in our reading position
Photo of my cat on my lap. The photo is from behind her and she positioned herself inconveniently between my me and my iPad as I’m doing homework. Photo of my cat on my lap. She is now laying right on my iPad, as if to say “no more homework today”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Impromptu Las Vegas getaway.
Selfie of me relaxing by the pool.Photo of my martini with the Vanderpump a Paris menu on the bar
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Bestie’s birthday hangout 💙💚
Photo of my best friend, boyfriend, and I celebrating bestie’s birthday. Photo of my boyfriend, Ruben and I. Ruben is sporting his new buzz cut Photo of me in great lighting
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Me ever since #Virgin came out #thewordoftheLorde
Photo of SpongeBob transcending.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Hi Bluesky! I’ve been gallivanting around Italy for the past 10 days or so. Hope you’ve been well. Here’s a little photo dump
Photo of me, my bestie, and boyfriend in Florence, Italy. Photo of Basilica of San Lorenzo in Florence, ItalyPhoto of my boyfriend and I in Venice, Italy Photo of me, my bestie, and boyfriend in at St. Peter’s Basilica in Rome, Italy
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I was studying abroad, and the boyfriend and bestie decided to join. Now no studying will be done ✨at all✨
Besties in Italy! 🇮🇹
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Exploring Hungary 🇭🇺 and enjoying every second
Photo of me standing in front of the Parliament building in Budapest, Hungary. Photo of me in front of the Danube ready. Behind me is the Buda area of Budapest, with the Buda Castle seen in the distance. Photo of me raising my glass in front of the Parliament building. I am on a boat on the Danube River. It’s nighttime and Parliament is lit up Photo of me in the city of Szentendre, Hungary 🇭🇺
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
szép napot Budapestről! 🇭🇺
Obligatory plane bathroom photoOld building in downtown BudapestPicture of my gin and tonic in the hotel bar.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Phew. It’s been a minute. But my semester has officially ended! First year of grad school complete. And in 8 days I will be galavanting in Budapest 🇭🇺
Photo of me from above. I am facing the camera, laying on the couch, sprawled outScreenshot of the countdown widgets showing 8 days left till I’ll be in Budapest and 17 days until I’ll be in Italy
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
But in the time that I’ve been gone, I found some time to destress. Here’s my late #coachella post
Photo of me on Day 1 in front of the rainbow tower. I’m wearing grey cuffed denim shorts, a black tee, and an Alison Wonderland jersey. Ruben & I on Day 2. He is taking a selfie style photo of us. Photo of me on Day 2 transcending to Charli xcx. I’m wearing a white tee with the word BRAT spray painted in cursive with a green heart. Photo of me in front of the Ferris wheel on day 3. I’m wearing grey denim shorts and a brown fringe cut off tee.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Started my Friday morning with some body horror. #TheUglyStepsister was a hella entertaining movie. Gross but so aesthetically pleasing.
Picture of Elvira in her nose brace; a still from The Ugly Stepsister film
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I was in the desert last weekend and had one of the best times of my life 🌵🏜️ #Coachella #Coachella2025
Picture of me at Coachella 2025. Im wearing black denim shorts, black tee, and an Alison Wonderland FMUOASL jersey Picture of Ruben and I at Coachella 2025. We are posing together, arms around each other and I’m giving him a kiss on the cheek.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I’m grumpy today bc I hate losing an hour of sleep, hate later sunsets, hate the approaching, unbearable heat of a CA summer
Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls being her usual angry self; arms crossed and she is glaring
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Took some time to dissociate during the first half of spring break now I’m drowning in work and deadlines
Nicki Minaj checking her phone, and looking flummoxed while doing it, during a radio show.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
No work no school no stress. Just meow meows and naps
My cats, Binx and Buffy, sleeping on a soft, plush, green blanket at the foot of our couch.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Officially traveling around Italy 🇮🇹 after my study abroad class in Budapest 🇭🇺 ✈️ This is literally the first time I will be going international and I couldn’t be more excited
Screenshot of my AirBnb Trips page showing I will be heading from Rome -> Milan -> Venice -> Florence with some friends
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Brought home an untraditional souvenir. While in Albuquerque, my friend, Jadan, and I got matching septum piercings. It didn’t hurt nearly as much as I thought it would. I should have got this ages ago
Showing off my new septum piercing. Showing off my new septum piercing, from a different angle
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Southwest Popular/American Culture Association Conference 2025- Albuquerque, NM #swpaca #swpaca2025 #hitchcock #AlfredHitchcock #lacan #literarytheory #academicsky so proud of the work we did this week! Love my girlies and my English cohort ❤️
Photo of me laughing and smiling after presenting my essay. I’m wearing blue dress pants and a blue and white paisley patterned dress shirt. Screenshot of my essay’s cover page. The title: “Beyond the Climax: Jouissance and the Death Drive in Alfred Hitchcock’s Rope”Photo of my English MA cohort
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
After a long 3 days in Albuquerque, I’m back home with my stinky feline. Now we wait for my stinky boyfriend to get home from work
Picture of me holding my kitty baby, Binx.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Presenting a paper on Thursday that I have not looked at or touched up since last semester.
Photo of Sandra Bullock. The text is an implied quotation. The quotation is, simply, “Well,”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
🥰✨
Photo of me, camera facing upwards towards my torso and chest. I’m wearing a leather harness and my fully-bearded face is looking into the camera.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️ and #fcf 🍆
Photo of me sitting on the edge of my couch showing off my semi-erect uncut dick for #fcf. I’m wearing a tee shirt with a snake biting a heart that is from one of my favorite bands, The Used
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If you see this, quote a screenshot of the top 9 songs of your On Repeat playlist on Spotify *I have Apple Music but I wanted to participate. *also I’ve pretty much only been listening to Doechii 🐊 since August 🤷🏻‍♂️
Screenshot of my Apple Music Replay ‘25 playlist so far, showing the top 9 songs.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Got a Sabrina Carpenter Shakin’ Espresso today for only $3
Picture of a girl crying. Her mascara is running and her hair is a little disheveled. But she is smiling with pursed lips and making a peace sign ✌🏼. The text overlayed says “That’s that me depresso,” referencing Sabrina Carpenter’s song, Espresso.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My new, appropriately sized glasses arrived and I like em better than the first pair.
Chest-up photo of me on my couch. I’m showing off my new brow-line glasses. They are gold and brown and match my ear and nose jewelry. Chest-up photo of me on my couch. I’m showing off my new brow-line glasses. They are gold and brown and match my ear and nose jewelry.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Tonight’s reading 💙📚 #booksky #horror #horrorlit
Picture of Out There Screaming, an anthology of Black Horror, edited by Jordan Peele
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Happy Kitty with paws up with a plethora of emoji hearts
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Not feeling great today so I bought 4 new books to add to my never ending to-be-read pile
Cover of Piñata by Leopoldo GoultCover of Hour of the Witch by Chris BohjalianCover of The Only Safe Place Left is the Dark by Warren WagnerCover of Queer as Folklore: The Hidden Queer History of Myths and Monsters by Sacha Coward
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist I’d take Porsha as my therapist any day! Nothing would be fixed, but she’s my fav #RHOA
Porsha Williams from RHOA. The text says “Page 1 of 265 ❤️✨🕊️,” a reference to one of the many absurd things she says on the show.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Oh wow today is a hard day and def feeling like I need to light a big fat blunt and disappear. Thankfully there is no weed in the house or a relapse would for sure be happening. Lemme find my zen again
Meme frog swinging in a forest. He looks calm and peaceful, eyes closed and not letting anything get to him.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
A Tina Turner cover 🙏🏼 ugh I’m transcending just thinking about it. I imagine an homage to Prince as well, esp after her latest Halloween costume
Beyoncé as Prince, Halloween 2024. She is dressed in purple thigh highs, a shoulder padded purple fur jacket. Holding a purple guitar and posing on a red convertible
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
In other news, BlueSky please welcome my boyfriend (or husband, basically) to the skyline, finally. Been trying to get him on here since invite codes were a thing @propofolbaddie.bsky.social
Ruben and I celebrating my birthday, August 2024. A selfie at Akbar club and lounge in LA. Selfie or Ruben and I at a concert. We are watching the Marias for the first time.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
We love to see it ❤️❤️
Drawing of a person looking at a computer screen. Something on the screen has filled them with hearts and happiness
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It’s time for my coffee but Buffy is still cuddled between my legs making biscuits on my thighs. Perfect Sunday start ❤️🐈‍⬛
My kitty, Buffy, curled up between my legs under the covers. She’s mid biscuit-making session.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
My new glasses were delivered today 🤓
Selfie of me in my new glasses. The frames are olive green and rectangular. I’m sitting on my couch, behind me is my unmade bed and an artificial tree.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I’ve missed quite a few Hump Days so let’s get back to it 🍑
Photo of me, taken from behind, on all fours on my bed. I’m wearing a harness and long black socks.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Peach fuzz and a gape keeper!? 🤤
Emoji style face with dazed eyes and drool. The text says “I froth”
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This looks fun. I’ll try not to fall off around day 10 like I usually do with these prompts
30 Day Song Challenge. A different prompt to post songs each day for 30 days
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Nosferatu (2024) is available for digital purchase and my package is being delivered today. So, obviously, I’ve cleared my schedule for the entire day.
Screenshot of someone’s Amazon cart. There is a Count Orlok cardboard cutout and a dildo in the cart ready for checkout.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Me and all my horror fanatic bloomfies at our first meet up:
5 women dancing naked around a fire. They are in a forest clearing and the fire is at the foot of a single tree. The photo is from a distance and in sepia tone.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Bloomfie cutie giving me heart eyes? 🥰
Antoni Porowski (from Queer Eye 2018) looking enamored while standing in a grocery store with both hands over his heart.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Reskeet a pic of you during golden hour
Photo of me sitting in my car on a lunch break. It’s golden hour and you can see rays of sunshine angling down towards me from the upper right hand side of the photo. This photo is from about 2016, when I worked for Nordstrom
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Is this a stupid purchase? Given the price, probably yes. Am I gonna buy them anyway, probably yes.
Screenshot of Reebok’s Alien Romulus mid-top sneaker, a replica of the shoes Rain Carradine (played by Cailee Spaeny) wears in the film.
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don’t go jason waterfalls. @pbnjay.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’ve got some new pup 🐶 followers over the past couple weeks so I wanna officially say hello to my new pup friends! Woof! 🦴
Pup Narz shirtless showing off his freshly polished and shined hood. Puppy tongue is slightly showing from the snout Pup Narz barely clothed. Wearing a leather jock and harness, dog chain, and flagging a red hanky on my right thigh.
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