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Jesus Died for Arsons

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My name is Patrick, I'm a cis-straight-white-man but I swear I'm always trying to be "one of the good ones." I'm going to try and be better about using these logging sites for fun: Letterboxd: boxd.it/hvZzR Backloggd: bckl.gg/p0fC

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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hahaha my thigh just has a bunch of random little tats, my dream is to keep going and then just get little stars/asterisks so it looks like an actual flash sheet 😅
A picture of a thigh with eleven small tattoos on it.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It says Delaware but I think it might not know where Delaware is…
A map of the United States with a scale from Blue (least like) to Red (most like) The text says I’m most like someone from Delaware but the Southwest is the deepest red. I am in fact from Hagerstown Maryland
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So if you have a minute to look at his pictures and share this out I’d appreciate it. He was as lovely on the inside as the outside.
A family portrait with a beegees/mountain man type at the center, looking a little bemused, surrounded by his brother, sister and Mother
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He was born on June 21st 1949, He and my mother never ended up together, but he came over to take care of me every night. He really never dated while I was alive, he thought parenting was his most important job after I arrived.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want to show the internet my unbelievably handsome father. He passed this morning, I don’t say that for sympathy, but I say it to share that we lost a real one. I loved him more than words can share, and everyone loves to tell me that you can see how much he loved me in pictures. A thread:
A young man in the airforce pictured saluting. MOLLOY is visible on his chest.A handsome young man leaning against a fence looking dapper.A young man with a thick mop of hair wearing a tie and looking good
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Just heard about Vinnie Pastore’s passing. He was funny, mostly pretty nice to me when I worked with him twenty years ago, and extremely full of himself. Here’s a picture of me and him (I look thirty in this picture but I’m 19) on set.
Vincent Pastore with a young man (that’s me) in a blurry digital photo
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Saw this at Lowe’s today, it’s time.
A huge scarecrow figure, fifteen foot farmer skeleton and three smaller ghoul lawn ornaments inside a Lowe’s
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’ve tried the Oreos but we’ve still got a can of these bad boys unopened if you want to come taste test them with us 😅
A very odd concoction in a can, baked beans with rocket pop flavoring
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Was this a favorite snack of anyone else in childhood?
Triscuits are placed on a paper towel with melted cheddar on them
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Just completed a successful 23 hour print, it came out amazing!
A softball sized hobbit house made of plastic is shown sitting on a 3D printer bed. It’s a contraption to put dice into to roll them.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Here she is watching, she’s basically a 24/7 caretaker these days for my dad, so thanks for bringing her some joy!
My mom, a woman in her 70s, sits on a couch looking over to the left
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I consider myself a day one fan 😅 they are about the cutest band of siblings to ever exist. Here’s my cat loving my Haters T-shirt as proof 💕
A black cat named Chloe is curled up on my chest while I’m rocking an “I heart my haters” t shirt from the band Infinity Song
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Verizon getting in the Easter spirit
The v and e in “Verizon” are burned out on a sign, which makes it read as “rizon” or risen, as in “he is risen”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
She won’t pick up
A small black cat is curled up on top of a blanket, sleeping with one paw extended
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Co Star is completely wild, sometimes it’s just mean, sometimes it’s supportive and sometimes it says something that leaves me completely befuddled.
A screenshot of a notification from co star that says: Your day at a glance- Your lover is a ghost, a figment of your imagination.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I know this is also a crotch shot (sorry) but look at how fucking cute my cat is!
Small black cat has her face tucked into my thigh while sitting between my crossed legs.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Honestly, I never liked the food that much, but the vibes were immaculate. Sad to see Neptune diner’s exposed skeleton. RIP.
Looking through the window of the Neptune diner in astoria, you can see the sky and exposed ceiling beams
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yeah, we call it “the resistance brought to you by stamps.com” it’s all Hagerstown friends
A screenshot of a text conversation calling out that Pat is a fucking champ
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
What gave it away?
Freaky AI art of “people” with weirdly morphed faces and body parts leading to a very off-putting image
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I’m sure Wiger has been tagged in this before, but @doughboys.bsky.social I felt like I’d be remiss if I didn’t post what I found in the Lima airport
A burger shop in Lima airport named “BurgerBoy” with a chubby little cartoon face on the sign
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Anyway, great start to my trip, here’s pictures of my dumb ass:
Me, a dum dum, with blood on my face after I started trying to wipe it away and a clearly busted eyebrowMy face again, this time smiling slightly showing off my newly taped shut eyebrow thanks to amazing hotel medical staff
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My mother is the undisputed champion of ominous texts
A screenshot of a text from a person with the contact name “mom” says “There are some things we have to take care of this year. The earlier in the year the better.”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ugh… man…
A screenshot of a 2026 word of the year gif from Merriam Webster. I got the word “yeasty” which I feel is very disappointing but maybe I should make bread or something
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
@lastweektonight.com looks like the only thing they took away from your segment was that the actors were bad so they replaced them with shitty family guy rip (but it might be the same audio?)
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
👀 😶 👀 😶
A Google search starting “Is trump” with the filled searches being “missing” and “sick” first, followed by the far less sensical or relevant “progressive” and “ a lawyer”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Hilarious line up on the Facebook feed with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social looking like he’s got little legs.
An image of Mark Hamil from the holiday special appears in a social media feed above an ad for shoes featuring legs below the knees that gives the illusion they are Mark’s legs (but very short and silly because it’s two partial images)
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Bike was stolen out of my back yard in Astoria NY. Any share for reach is appreciated. It has purple flowers zip tied to the handlebars, a double kickstand and a sticker that says “Patrick Molloy’s 20th annual funeral cookout”
Two pictures of my bike pulled from an Instagram story. It’s an orange specialized sirrus elite with purple flowers on the handlebars.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Just got a group scam text (the toll paying one) and replied “do not pay this, report as junk and delete” and then had this follow up exchange
Screenshot of a text message interaction with nine people

First person: Oh no. I already paid what should I do

Second person: Who is this

Me: Contact your bank, consider changing any information you shared with the scammer, know that government bodies will never text you out of the blue or call you making threats about paying now.
If you ever think it's legit look up your local precinct online, call them and ask
I'm just some guy who got the same group scam text as everyone else here
These scams are extremely popular now
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
A. It’s not for you anyway B. Maybe just don’t come over here then loser
A skeet screenshot saying:

Thomas Chatterton William @chatterton
My sister-in-law grew up in the Soviet Union. One thing I can say with 100 percent certainty is l'm not *ever* going to be shopping at a government-owned and
-operated grocery store when I'm in New
York City
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Guess who's definitely using @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social 's image in an email to try and scam cash out of more people...
An email screenshot with a picture of New York Democratic Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani and a donate button below. The email starts with: "	
Forwarded this email? Subscribe here for more

🟥 We Are Building the Human Rights Scorecard
And it’s time to name names.
Shaun King
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BECOME A FOUNDING DONOR TODAY

As-Salaamu Alaikum and good afternoon, my dear sisters and brothers,

If you can give today, there’s a donor button at the top of this post.
But even if you can’t, I’m asking you — please take a moment to read every word below."
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Of course the subject of the email gave me a heart attack
An email subject from Jackpocket saying “Congrats, you won a Mega Millions prize!”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Hello from a fellow Patrick in another line!
A man takes a selfie in line behind probably 100 people on a sidewalk leading up to a Best Buy
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
In line for the switch 2
A selfie of a white bald man (that’s me!) with a mustache in front of a line of at least 100 people on a sidewalk leading up to a Best Buy
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Could someone talk me down from completely freaking out over this?
An NYTimes summary of an article under a picture of a white woman who I assume is the judge in question:

F.B.I. Arrests Wisconsin Judge in Immigration Dispute
Federal agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from the authorities.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Does anyone else remember the app Lulu? Screenshots of my profile just came up as a memory. I never found out who the one person that rated me was…
 A picture of me at roughly 26 years old wearing a black t shirt with a dinosaur on it and holding a yoga mat. I still hadn’t given up my thinning hair and look a little like Tintin. Above my picture is the name “Rev Molloy” which was scrubbed from Facebook. Over my picture is a rating of 8.4, and a boasting of “46 hashtags” previewing two #Tattoos, #ForgetsMyNameDuringSex
This is the second screenshot from my profile on Lulu with a smaller picture and 8.4 rating, it says there has been one review and the following hash tags broken into a best and worst heading:

Best:
#CanTalkToMyDad, #AlwaysHappy, #CaptainFun, #GreatDriver, #MothersLoveHim, #SkinLikeButta, #CalmAndCollected, #RespectsWomen, #DoesDishes, #MakesMeLaugh, #PerfectGrammar, #HasADog, #NotADick, #SweetToMom, #LadiesFirst, #TeddyBear, #Giving..., #OneWomanMan, #Trustworthy, #BabyBlues, #WillCarry YourLuggage, #WillActSilly, #GlassHalfFull, #LoverNotAFighter, #WillHelpYouMove, #OpensDoors, #GrillMaster, #GreatListener, #OneOfTheGoodOnes, #NerdyButILikelt, #TrueFriend, #LovesHisFamily

Worst:
#FriendZone
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Dad’s in the hospital, it’s nothing too scary, but this is the text I get from my mother as she fills out the intake forms (dad has let us know multiple times over the years he wants no expense spared to keep him alive, even if braindead)
A screenshot of a text thread between myself and my mother that goes as follows:

Mom: Of course no DNR. Under no circumstances.

Me: Absolutely

Me: We know that

Mom: oh my!
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I guess Elon told Mark this was the way to make money… what a crock of shit
A message that popped up in Instagram offering the purchase of a blue verified check mark.

The text is below:
Rev., get a verified badge
Subscribe to Meta Verified and get a verified badge through enhanced verification with a government ID.
Upgrade now
Not now
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
And now a 93 interview with Courtney Love
Interview excerpt with Courtney Love

COURTNEY: The thing you gotta do is - A! Stop counting calories! Okay? B! DO not get on a scale!
'Cause lean muscle weighs more than fat. All right?
I cut out FAT! That's all you gotta do. FAT! No cheese. That's it, Lisa. Period. NO CHEESE. I told this to KROQ, I told this to my nanny. People I tell this to lose ten, 30 pounds. STOP CHEESE. You know why the Orientals are not fat? 'Cause they look on cheese as this gross, Western habit - it's like sour milk LARD. They don't want anything to fucking do with cheese. If you're gonna eat cheese, take it out on a picnic, cut it up carefully, and really taste it - with wine or something. Don't melt it on shit. And I lost 40 POUNDS by not eating cheese.
And I even ate a little mayonnaise. All right. Skip the butter and skip the cheese and you will lose weight. I swear to God, Lisa. I was a fat girl my whole life. No one would fuck, and when they did they'd do things like fart in front of me. I told my friend that this guy farted in front of me, and you know what he said?
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Here’s from a 2008 GQ interview with Keith
Excerpt from a GQ interview with Keith Richards from 2008

That's a fact of medical science
Yes. They want it so they can study it and figure out how to make other people much better. laughs I mean, I eat everything wrong. I shove terrible things inside me.
Yet you won't eat cheese.
No! Cheese is very wrong.
Why's that
Look at everybody._ makes bloated face_
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
As a guy who went to Marymount Manhattan, who tried to dye his hair blue (failed miserably, it came out grey and faded in like a few days), and who didn't always hold the best opinions... I hope this kid comes out of the fetid fucking putrid cave of toxic masculinity and into the real world.
a screenshot of a New York Mag article with the following text: This set's most visible political stance is a reaction to what it sees as the left's puritanical obsessions with policing language and talking about identity. A joke about Puerto Ricans or eugenics or sleeping with Nick Fuentes could throw a pack of smokers outside Butterworth's into a gigglefest. Recounting her time at one of the balls, a woman tells me she jumped the velvet rope into a VIP section "like a little Mexican." Then she lets out a cackle. This is the posture that has attracted newcomers to the cause. "Six months into Biden being president, I was like, I can't fucking do this anymore," says a 19-year-old New Yorker who once quite literally had blue hair and attends Marymount Manhattan, which he describes as "75 percent women and 23 percent trannies." He had supported Biden, but "I hate watching the things I say. I took a much farther horseshoe around this time." Later, a former Bernie supporter (who looked like the most Bernie-supporting person one could imagine with long, curly hair and a plaid shirt) told me the same: He wanted the freedom to say "faggot" and
"retarded."
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
@dattil.io here’s my most recent painted mini that I was pretty proud of
A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top.A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top.A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top.A painted mini giving deep sea diver and war hammer vibes with a chainsaw gun and mace. Painted bronze/copper with the verdigris green color on top.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
To ignore the world today, my wife and I had a claydate. Please tell me which you like more from these three:
This is two images of polymer clay succulents, the top is many of them labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. Truthfully the one on the right looks way better but my wife is just talented like that.This is two images of polymer clay pumpkin characters, the top is a very cute one sitting in front of succulents labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. Again I think the one on the right looks way better but my wife is just talented like that.This is two images of polymer clay penguins, the top is a pristine version labeled reference, then there are two below labeled A and B. This one is more of a toss up but we also both messed up by getting black speckles in our white so our penguins look a little dingy.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I wonder if we call him a little bitch on Twitter he’ll do it outside and we can hope he catches his death
An image posted by the Washington Post of the podium and seats with the title “Trump's inauguration will be moved indoors due to extreme cold forecasted in Washington”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
DONKEY KONG JR CONFIRMED FOR MARIO KART ON SWITCH 2!!!
an image of a gorilla driving a go kart, his red onesie is peaking out from behind his big face
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I feel so seen, literally
A text screenshot where my neighbor says “This morning I was coming up block and saw patrick walk outside, start walking, literally move his head around to assess weather, and decide to remove his beanie.
In 20 something degree weather
In shorts, obviously.”
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Guess I’m cancelling all my plans
Man with ninja turtles shirt holds a black cat in his arm. You can’t hear her purring but I can assure you she is, because the man in the turtles shirt is me and she is my cat Chloe.
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
wouldn't happen at Sheetz
an image that is of a tweet showing a map of where the suspected UHC shooter was located, it has text reading "The United CEO shooter had a Sheetz right across the street he could’ve chosen to eat breakfast at, but he made the mistake of entering the citizen sleuth capital of the world: McDonald’s of Altoona PA…" and was tweeted by @JordanRhone
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It feels inflated? (For me) I don’t think I’ve gotten that kind of interaction. Also it looks like we all preference the same words?
A fake receipt of bluesky interactions and statistics for my account. Really makes me seem more popular than I think I actually am. All text from receipt below:

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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
100%! (Don’t pay attention to the fact that I’ve only posted five pictures)
An image showing a graph that indicates I’ve put alt text on one hundred percent of the photos I’ve posted! It also shows that number is only 5, but this image will make six out of six!
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Jesus Died for Arsons @pbcm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
We have basically identical cats
A picture of a black cat curled up on the side of a person’s leg. It’s my leg, a little bit of my laptop and my cat Chloe.
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