gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I reach down to touch my ding-a-ling Gasp No ding-a-ling 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Splatoon Turf War 0374
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It's funny that there's no overlap in discussion between here and Twitter I can say "gen z tryna cancel niggayuri" and I sound insane 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Lately I've been wearing a packer I sure am feeling things! Wow! Hey who's that little goblin in the corner telling me to take testosterone 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026And nobody I know is going to get this reference I feel so special 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I have a money kink if you hand me 100 dollars I cream my pants 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I know my previous post was stupid but that's besides the point 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 10/06/2026That moment when you can't relate to anyone your age because you feel older than you actually are 100
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“W-wait… You were the Impostor this whole time?!” “Yeah, but uh… Let’s just ignore that. Will you go out with me〜?” I was jumpscared by there being an Among Us show and spinoff, so here’s some… Among Us yuri with Marie (the Imposter—still the real Marie though) and Pearlie (the Crewmate)? 2345
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When you #cracking fine #spriggan matron shyt but you get splinters on yo #dih and some #bosmer lowstormcloakenuinely start talking abt the #green pact so you can't pluck them out 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 10/04/2026White people scare me sometimes like what do you mean your mom is your best friend 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Sometimes I randomly remember how I probably prevented a school shooting at my high school 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Hey guys, I DON’T like yuri. April Fools. 0171
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Imagine being a chipmunk and you accidentally shove acorns in your ass cuz you heard you were supposed to stuff them in your cheeks and you got confused 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Who wanna sit in this fucking tub with me and rub my fucking BUTT I'm talking fucking sexually I'm talking whoever the fuck wants to get in this fucking thing with me gonna be fucking rubbing my butt with OILS 011
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Here’s a more light-hearted post for today! Pearlie and Marie seem to have gotten themselves temporarily stuck in the world of Club Penguin, with Marie getting the short end of the stick, being turned into a Puffle. Played some New Club Penguin yesterday since it’s web-based now. 33611
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Streaming ddlc today at 4-ish 011
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Probably gonna stream ddlc this Saturday we'll see 021
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I haven't tested it yet but I got hella game they be lining up at my doorstep ong 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/02/2026If anyone wants to use this line for Valentine's Day it WILL work I promise 🙏 100
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'm angry. I'm afraid. Worst of all, I'm tired. I have to live day by day, accepting this as the reality that cannot be changed today, tomorrow, or even a month from now. I don't know, whatever happens happens I guess 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 25/01/2026I'm not white. My family isn't white. A lot of my friends aren't white, or at least they don't look like they are. Some days I worry that the people I know and love could be detained or killed because they looked too dark to be a legal citizen. 100
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Real talk: Everything ICE has been doing has me fearing for my safety and my family's and friend's safety at the VERY LEAST. I know I shouldn't be paranoid, but I've found myself afraid to go in public sometimes because of how brazen they can be. 101
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Getting grabbed by my clothes is actually so fucking hot it's hotter than sex and I've had a lot of it (lying) 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes byx.com 001
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Wolf [ #art #beastars #legoshi #beastarsfanart ] 1174
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes byx.com 001
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I wake up, play monster hunter, grab something to eat, play monster hunter, go piss, play monster hunter, jerk off until I get tired, sleep, and then the cycle restarts Life is good 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 09/01/2026I've always imagined Yuri being like 5'11 or something so it's weird seeing that I'm only slightly shorter 💀 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The power shut off while I was watching a fnaf video that's fucked up bruhh 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I think I'm going to start a rebrand....so I'm gonna make this my personal account for all unhinged ramblings and then make an account that's actually dedicated to art, twitch streams, and whatever else 120
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025He just like me fr 0121
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Real talk time: The probability of me killing myself in 2026 is greater than 50%!!!! So that's fun 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I've seen a lot of art of silly Callie and sad Callie and I find it fascinating 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I like how Callie fanart ranges from "haha she is so cute and silly" to "she is so suicidal and crazy" I like both 110
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/12/2025gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K byegofund.meDonate to Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow, organized by Zero SquidsI need help paying for vet bills for my dog, Shadow. The last time I went, it was $700 doll… Zero Squids needs your support for Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow 001
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/12/2025gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K byegofund.meDonate to Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow, organized by Zero SquidsI need help paying for vet bills for my dog, Shadow. The last time I went, it was $700 doll… Zero Squids needs your support for Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow 001
