gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I reach down to touch my ding-a-ling Gasp No ding-a-ling 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Splatoon Turf War 0374
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It's funny that there's no overlap in discussion between here and Twitter I can say "gen z tryna cancel niggayuri" and I sound insane 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Lately I've been wearing a packer I sure am feeling things! Wow! Hey who's that little goblin in the corner telling me to take testosterone 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 29/06/2026And nobody I know is going to get this reference I feel so special 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I have a money kink if you hand me 100 dollars I cream my pants 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 10/06/2026That moment when you can't relate to anyone your age because you feel older than you actually are 100
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026“W-wait… You were the Impostor this whole time?!” “Yeah, but uh… Let’s just ignore that. Will you go out with me〜?” I was jumpscared by there being an Among Us show and spinoff, so here’s some… Among Us yuri with Marie (the Imposter—still the real Marie though) and Pearlie (the Crewmate)? 2345
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When you #cracking fine #spriggan matron shyt but you get splinters on yo #dih and some #bosmer lowstormcloakenuinely start talking abt the #green pact so you can't pluck them out 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 10/04/2026White people scare me sometimes like what do you mean your mom is your best friend 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Sometimes I randomly remember how I probably prevented a school shooting at my high school 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Hey guys, I DON’T like yuri. April Fools. 0171
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Imagine being a chipmunk and you accidentally shove acorns in your ass cuz you heard you were supposed to stuff them in your cheeks and you got confused 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Who wanna sit in this fucking tub with me and rub my fucking BUTT I'm talking fucking sexually I'm talking whoever the fuck wants to get in this fucking thing with me gonna be fucking rubbing my butt with OILS 011
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Here’s a more light-hearted post for today! Pearlie and Marie seem to have gotten themselves temporarily stuck in the world of Club Penguin, with Marie getting the short end of the stick, being turned into a Puffle. Played some New Club Penguin yesterday since it’s web-based now. 33611
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Streaming ddlc today at 4-ish 011
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Probably gonna stream ddlc this Saturday we'll see 021
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 05/02/2026If anyone wants to use this line for Valentine's Day it WILL work I promise 🙏 100
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Real talk: Everything ICE has been doing has me fearing for my safety and my family's and friend's safety at the VERY LEAST. I know I shouldn't be paranoid, but I've found myself afraid to go in public sometimes because of how brazen they can be. 101
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Getting grabbed by my clothes is actually so fucking hot it's hotter than sex and I've had a lot of it (lying) 000
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes byx.com 001
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Zero Beans @soulnovocaine.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Wolf [ #art #beastars #legoshi #beastarsfanart ] 1174
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Alright I kinda finished my new accounts for stuff catch me on @soulnovocaine.bsky.social or x.com/novocainebeans I'll add the bits and baubles and post more often as time goes byx.com 001
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I wake up, play monster hunter, grab something to eat, play monster hunter, go piss, play monster hunter, jerk off until I get tired, sleep, and then the cycle restarts Life is good 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The power shut off while I was watching a fnaf video that's fucked up bruhh 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I think I'm going to start a rebrand....so I'm gonna make this my personal account for all unhinged ramblings and then make an account that's actually dedicated to art, twitch streams, and whatever else 120
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽Agent Pearlie (Splatoon Marie’s Wife) ⚢ @pearlwoomy.bsky.social · 27/12/2025He just like me fr 0121
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Real talk time: The probability of me killing myself in 2026 is greater than 50%!!!! So that's fun 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I like how Callie fanart ranges from "haha she is so cute and silly" to "she is so suicidal and crazy" I like both 110
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/12/2025gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K byegofund.meDonate to Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow, organized by Zero SquidsI need help paying for vet bills for my dog, Shadow. The last time I went, it was $700 doll… Zero Squids needs your support for Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow 001
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 23/12/2025gofund.me/6a9ffa5a6 ko-fi.com/c/a7ce056c96 Screw it I'm getting desperate i hate doing this so close to the holidays but it had to happen at some point So uhhhh donate!! Or comm me!! Or not!! I'm not your boss!! K byegofund.meDonate to Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow, organized by Zero SquidsI need help paying for vet bills for my dog, Shadow. The last time I went, it was $700 doll… Zero Squids needs your support for Vet Bill Assistance for Shadow 001
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Should I stream terraria or Skyrim Either way the stream is gonna be 7 hours long 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 17/12/2025*grabs syringe labeled "hope"* Time to inject myself with my daily hopemaxxing serum *pushes plunge on the syringe* *Lable on the syringe falls off* wait a second...this isn't hope.....this is HEROIN!! *Dare lion beats me to death* 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Does anyone have any addictions they can recommend all I have is caffeine 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Do I come across as someone who's just really cool with whatever people tell me because people sometimes just tell me shit I be learning someone's deepest traumas before their favorite color 010
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I might be chopped but if I really put the effort into it I can make my voice sound kinda hot None of y'all getting a sample tho unless you pay me in pão de queijo 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Sorry for not drawing I just haven't found joy in anything in a long time 110
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I don't like saying I'm ovulating but I definitely feel like my sex drive is on a cycle Then again is that saying much I feel like my default setting is high anyways 000
gneep gnorp 🦖👽 @pbbht.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Apparently I posted this on my Instagram story I do not remember saying this 120
Reposted by gneep gnorp 🦖👽little man from friday funkin' @fardgamer69421.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Sigma 011
