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Pete Baran

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Full speed ahead to uber-woke, net-zeroist rejoinerism

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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 4h
Surely we all want our roofing and guttering to be harmless
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 4h
Yucky?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 7h
The film is the same age as Zohran
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Still anither mornin' and never a word or a sign o' him. Eh, me! The sun's gettin' through, so we'll be wearin' oor braws to the kirk the day.
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Where is her husband? Is he Kung-Fu fighting?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Resistant Evil I've seen all the Resident Evil films in the cinema and enjoyed all of them for some degree of enjoyment, but this is the first one that I would vaguely suggest was good.Played as a relentless horror comedy,Cregger has a charismatic klutz in the lead,like when you play badly
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Hope Reliably bonkers and textured Korean monster movie that becomes a few other things before it finishes and you all say the tagline on the poster. Is this how it ends?
Hope 

Really. Is that how it ends?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It does sort of become a weird disco parody of The Warriors in its last ten minutes which isn't without its fascinating aspects
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching Disco Bumpkins Pretty hopeless Shaw Brothers musical comedy where an inept, clumsy disco fan falls in love with the head of an ad agency and despite him damaging her car and destroying her flat she still gives him the time of day. Songs are weird and interesting but it's a very odd thing
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The main problem is the lack of sync from the audio from the needle and what is sent, which creates cognative dissonance. If I could do it with a wire I would
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I use a bloodtooth sender and play it through the soundbar
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching Jazz Ramsey: A K-9 Mystery Because TV supervillains need Hallmark mystery movies. Our improbable amateur sleuth here is Jazz Ramsey, and actually the most improbable thing is her name as her gimmick is she trains police dogs, which are actually quite handy when you need to solve a crime
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching The Rivals Of Amziah King This is a wonderful: a shaggy dog bluegrass honey noir, with Matthew McConaughy as the beekeeping banjo player embroidered in stolen honey. He's great, the music fantastic and the turns it takes with co-lead Angelina LookingGlass are the definition of thrilling
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crisis Is My Favourite Snack - winner of Best Film Bafta 2034
Crisis is my favourite snack
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If only the dance mix of I Love Horses* had been properly available. youtu.be/xDpxt901D8Y?... *Best of all the animals
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I Love Horses and Horse Riding Magazine Advert - 2004
YouTube video by UK Telly Archive
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A dancefloor banger when we used to play it at the club
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Forgotten Sweeties Not the most elegant of Charley Chase comedies but like most has a bravura sequence where he scares off the brutish jealous husband he's trapped with by drawing two ghosts on his feet. Also Anita Garvin one punches out said husband which is impressive
A poster for Forgotten Sweeties
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We all know where that leads
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Train Spotting
Alt: The worst toilet in Scotland Trainspotting
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching Young Washington In which it appears the entire American War Of Independence happened because some posh Brit wouldn't let George Washington be an officer in the British Army.
The poster for Young Washington yet again proving that Ben Kingsley will be in any old shit
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching A Season To Blossom A 'reconnecting with hometown ex' Hallmark where she inherits a failing bookstore and he runs a cider orchard. Sentimentally serious and filmed in February as the orchards look dead, but this becomes a plot point as climate crisis ruins the blossom season
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope you didn't choose life
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ball-Boi 8
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ah yes, the curse of different!
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let me att em
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ben Whishaw is a very unconvincing Keith Richards
Ben Whishaw as Keith Richards
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Did you see this? 21 years ago, and admitted not very good
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Though there should be a Freepost address people can send their Harry Potter related stuff to be destroyed or turned into some massively obvious protest work of art
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've missed this, are they woke because the blokes on the clips look like bears on their way to the club
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
When you have a power cut, they get priority over candles
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hi Tom Wee Papa Girl Rappers - Wee Rule (88) El Debarge - Who's Johnny (86) Sly & Robbie - Boops (Here To Go) (87) Soul II Soul - Back To Life (89) And so bonus Fela Kuti- Beasts Of No Nation (89)
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wouldn't take one away from one
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is basically how bubble tea was invented
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gypsum is what you use to turn single cream into double cream
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pillsbury owns the trademark for the phrase Bake-Off in the US, so they had to rename it
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching Sh! The Octopus Horror Of Fang Rock with an Octopus. Is the Octopus a nefarious super criminal gang leader, or an actual octi. Or both. Abbott And Costello level japery enhanced by not having Bud or Lou, its frenetic but has great effects and bonus points for using the one true plot
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching The Moon And Back Sweet little griefer coming of age drama. After her Dad dies, Lydia discovers a schlocky sci-fi script he wrote and decides to make it for a school project. Pretty funny, hits the right notes and has a terrific central performance from Isabel May. Efficient at 74 minutes
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This does not engage in any way with the Sondheim it is named after or the Bergmann that adapts It remains unclear what law is actually being broken by delivering pianos to a gazebo but I'm sure Chesterton's Law applies It is very rare for a Hallmark romance to have cop protagonist because ACAB
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watching A Little Park Music She is the city manager tasked with removing a gazebo He's a new cop who tickets her for jaywalking Pianos start turning up in the gazebo, every time she tries to knock it down. Apparently mystery pianos are agin the law so they team up to discover who did it. Romance?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Are you worried you're above their station?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is there a suggested figure to bet? Can you bet in pounds or is it euros only?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watched Sleepway Camp Pre Camp Miasma viewing since it is such a core text.Whilst basicallyally a Friday 13th rip,it's fascinating to see the quotidian summer camp horrors of kids being mean, the embedded camp within the lousy acting, and that ending: obliterating its final girl in a fascinating way
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He truly is a chameleon, if the chameleon is a creep
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ManSams are all the same
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooh yes, that makes more sense.
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mutina seems to fit with Terra better, though Mutina's arc may be Terra in reverse (keep Deadpool away from her just in case)
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did Metric have an Imperial Phase?
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
B...b...but Eight Vegetables
Campbell's V8 Juice
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching Return To Silent Hill This is on me,I've not liked any Silent Hill movies and the director of the first is back for more incoherent stringing together of videogame set pieces (creepy kids,spidercreatures,mazes) with a thoroughly tedious lead character. Like a terrible old school game movie
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching In Gay Madrid Largely a rerun of Navarro's silent hit The Student Prince In Old Heidelberg, this has the quite gay Navarro as a philandering student sent to Santiago De Compostela where he won't get up to any mischief. He gets up to mischief
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Pete Baran @pb14.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching The Isolate Thief Decent calling card Western where Mackenzie Foy is alone in a Union outpost at the end of the civil war.Joey Pants turns up and hides some gold which she finds,then Sean Bean and his soldiers turn up and battle of wits becomes battle of guns. Nothing new but still gripping
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