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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe)

@paytheslacker.bsky.social
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Kyzyl is a city in Tuva. Let’s Dance! \mm/ 🦎🧙‍♂️🌲👽🌲🪩🕺

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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 2h
🥹🥲 Love you so so much Josh!! Til the end my dear friend! Cannot wait for more bear hugs, hangs and raging with you!! Can’t come soon enough!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22h
Hey so he’s one of my best friends and you weren’t there and I have his best interests at heart when I diffused the situation in person and online. This shit has no business being brought online for the bsky mob to try to seek vengeance on someone who did nothing wrong.
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22h
This is not like politics. This was drunken bad show etiquette. You have no idea what you’re talking about. Kick rocks
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D. @momadancer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
UM fam
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Everything wasn’t ruined my dude you came back to our spots we were in all night and we were having a blast together and then you melted. You’re in the wrong my man. Love you. Log off
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
NOOB 4 LYFE!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always a possibility for a sloppy mess but I can’t ever see that happening or have heard of it lol. For purposes of this conversation, in that case, no they didn’t see a show 😂 the fugged up
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Right but couldn’t we classify VIP sets differently, adding 0 to show count while allowing the songs to be included in your total stats?
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Would love to chat more with you about this. It’s been a discussion amongst tour rats for a while. I’ve asked band members thoughts on it. It feels silly for a 2-4 song 30-45 min set to count as additional show 🤷‍♂️ I love stat padding but, a line must be drawn 😅
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Its a tricky one in regards to stats, but I think the songs should obviously count as being seen by those who attended the xtra set, but if it’s in the same day + venue as the actual show then its just an additional set, not another show. Is there a way to make that distinction in ATU?
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🤓 Sick #stats lady! Noo waaayy you made it to set 2 😜😘
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Last night was my pseudo 250th @umphreys.com show according to allthings.umphreys.com, which shouldn’t count VIP sets as separate shows *ahem @sethadam1.com @bizarchive.bsky.social * BUT it was my 275th time seeing @goldlikejoel.bsky.social perform in any capacity! Stellar Night 1 of #UmBowl! #N4T
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Joel Cummins @goldlikejoel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lotta bustouts, jams and jawns last night in Milwaukee. Biggest of which- a reimagined Nachos For Two gets its first play in 2,303 shows. We’re back for UMBowl round 2 tonight. An acoustic choose your own adventure, 80’s set and band picks to come. Doors 6:30, show 7:30.
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
THIS WOMAN SLANDERS AND THEN SINGS ALMOST EVERY SONG!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Been super pumped for us all tonight, but especially for you!! 😘
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🫡 I know you’re overseas but it’s streaming on nugs! I’ll get ya a clip!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I can always go for falsetto Bayliss!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
😂 💯
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Would LOSE it!!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I still don’t get how over/unders work 😂 but I say 78% it’s happening! A debut from Chronic 2001 would be hilariously amazing
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every Morning!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott Says Thank You - The Office
ALT: Michael Scott Says Thank You - The Office
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
For everyone’s context there’s a 1999 set by Umphrey’s tonight so I’m just getting in the mood. And Dara just insulted No Scrubs AND Believe 😤
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So, for the 1999 set at #umbowl tonight do we think Bayliss will purposefully make his voice worse and will there be less jamming and more songs??
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Scott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
UMBowl awaits #milwaukeebound
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Does anybody need a 2-night pass for @umphreys.com’s #umbowl this weekend in Milwaukee? 1999 setlist, all 80s covers, two choose your own adventure live voting sets and 2 band pick sets coming in hot! Trying to help a friend sell her extra.
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Miss Tinkles was the first to visit me last night when I arrived 🥰😻 and a beautiful sunset over the Madison Isthmus #MadLove
Miss Tinkles visits me in the bathroomSunset over the Madison Isthmus from the plane An in motion shot of the Capitol in Madison from the air.
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also we know despite me raising them, Mac Miller is gonna give me lovin first!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG my babieesssss 😻🥰 I cannot wait for a Nemo flop and Tinkle purr!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not being back at school with your mates bc you’ve graduated? 🤷‍♂️
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh yeah! Big business for us. They are why I travel to DC, Pittsburgh and here so much. They request me. I think they like me?
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I built it in NY as a temporary while we were rebuilding their actually center, huuuuuge laawwwngg wrap around video wall, so they wanted me down here to rebuild temp as their training center 😇
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks! Real time operations center for cyber security at unnamed company
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The video wall system I helped build and commission these past two weeks in Orlando!
3 display video wall that I helped commission with King Gizzard Rave on the screen. A video wall I commissioned with 12 different windows of King Gizzard rave on the screens.
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You did so well 19 years ago and every day since with her! Incredible job mama! She’s such an inspiring and fantastic woman! 🥲🥹 knowing her (and dancing with her) is one of my greatest joys in life! Love you both immensely!!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are they gonna make authentic NY breakfast sandwiches too??
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best custom festival tees I’ve seen in a long time.
2 guys wearing tee shirts one shirt with Nathan Fielder’s face saying “no after a right” and the other with Elizabeth Holmes face saying “no afters”
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you T 💚 🌲👽🌲
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Jack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY!
ALT: Jack Black as Nacho Libre: ME? DON'T BE CRAZY!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
CBGB cancelling The Prodigy’s 1st NYC show in 17 years is devastating. Most anticipated single show of the year 😭 💔
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love you 😘 🫶
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
💯 played them some more shows driving to and from FOV as well, if we could get @marcbrownstein.bsky.social to play either Helicopters or Ring the Doorbell Twice in Madison that would make Charley’s first show! ❤️‍🔥
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Of course! I was playing the Forest ‘24 set because I had just blown my rave friends’ minds bringing them and was obsessed with it. Plenty of better shows but that one was hittin for me
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You’re welcome 😂 it all started with that drive to Michigan. Wish I could dance with you ladies this weekend! 💚 🌲👽🌲
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Free ticket to David Byrne? Don’t mind if I do!
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neddyo @neddyo.shakedown.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Tremendous mid-week livemusic marathon. Two massive early/late shows with Darkside, absolutely crushed it, although the late show was next level. Late night music in Williamsburg ftw! Dave Harrington ftw! Can't remember the last time I danced my ass off past […] [Original post on shakedown.social]
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Congrats! that sounds so great!!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes I will rent from you to get out of my current hell with roommates
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bunch of friends are there! They love the A&B weekenders! Enjoy!
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Kyzyl (BlueMorpHoe) @paytheslacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy Friday from this dog and cat that own NYC
A dog on a man’s shoulder on the L trainA cat in sunglasses with a fat gold chain on a moped. The man is blocking the cats face because of what I assume are tourists taking photos without paying him (like me)
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