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Cunty Poopster

@cuntypoopster.bsky.social
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Expert at your life. Novice at mine.

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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 1h
Nobel Laureate Anne Carson, with one of my all-time favorite opening lines and one of my all-time favorite closing lines.
O Small Sad Ecstasy of Love

Anne Carson

I like being with you all night with closed eyes.
What luck—here you are
coming
along the stars!
I did a road trip
all over my mind and heart
and
there you were
kneeling by the roadside
with your little toolkit
fixing something.

Give me a world, you have taken the world I was.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 6h
I just saw someone break down the russian split that Amber Glenn did on DWTS. Truly something very few humans could ever achieve.
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✨🥀Persephone🥀✨ @bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · 8h
“We’re in a relationship because I decided we are. I didn’t need to ask you.” And yet, still, somehow, when it’s convenient….”We never said we were in a relationship.” It’s a game
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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 23/07/2025
One thing I find very disappointing is most people.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When talking to the youngest roomate about how fucked up our food systems are in the US and he asks why I live here. I'm like, my parents dragged my 4yr old self to this dusty ass country to take advantage of Reaganomics and live the American Dream. We are all making exit plans now.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So weird to see a kid get married who's mom was in the mom friend group when your kids were growing up, but then none of the moms in that group are in any of the wedding pictures. I mean, some of those moms flew down to San Diego for your second marriage that lasted 3 years.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i don't always have a song stuck in my head, but when i do, it's Intergalactic by the Beastie Boys.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why are you out of stock on so many tinned fish? Well, maybe because we’ve made the ocean a hot tub.
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NPR @npr.org · 07/10/2026
Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried. n.pr/4zauALa
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Over 1,000 children are buried at juvenile detention centers nationwide
Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something unprecedented happened during my visit to the Gulf. For the first time in 20 years in Congress, I was denied entry to U.S. military facilities and even meetings with military leaders. An order from Hegseth - that applies to both parties - to hide the cost of the war.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
interesting that conservatives were militantly “we must reward hustle” when the target was affirmative action at elite universities and now, when faced with the success of south asians and other groups, it is “i think we are too meritocratic”
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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trerry garstasio @crustyoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
iso 1-2 for rva
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
America has a systemic rape culture problem, and putting a man with a documented history of sexual abuse in the Oval Office proved that millions of voters and powerful institutions were willing to look the other way for political power.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why are we even putting this much thought into this fuck boy when he is friends with liver milk drinkers? 🤷🏻
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did you all notice how all those Are We Dating The Same Guy pages all went down on FB? Those pages were filled with women warning other women in the area of men who didn’t take no for an answer. Funny how social media shuts down ways that women can protect ourselves. It’s almost like they want rapes
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My cab drive to Ithaca was a Bush-Obama-Romney-Trump-Biden-Trump voter. He said that instead of persecuting innocent fraternity brothers, universities should focus on limiting the number of Indian-Americans they admit.
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dennis hastert is survived by fellow wrestling-and-sex-crimes enthusiast jim jordan
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yesterday I was saying to Mark that at least the plague was in Siberia. I guess lots of you want out of Siberia rn. Probably should get used to wearing masks again.
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know other survivors are watching their carefully stitched-together lives begin to come apart, too, because in so many ways, we are all Jane Doe. jojofromjerz.substack.com/p/i-was-drun...
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I Was Drunk. I Was Raped.
Both Things Can Be True At The Same Time.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love how all these realtors are suddenly "food influencers" on IG to get more followers for their actual job.
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KD MRTNZ @mrtnzstreet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People aren’t allowed to not be into sex. WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING???
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letithappenalreadymama @pnutsmama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
ALT: Oprah Winfrey: Well So I'm Done
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning. Your reminder: The Utah Senate President’s 18-year old grandchild was charged with molesting a child. He then passed a bill reducing child molestation sentences, specifically for 18-year olds. They walk among us with red hats.
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Markwayne Carney ☭ @barrhavenist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m pretty sure that everything about organized sports in the US is manipulated to channel popular energy away from revolutionary activity
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
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Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Assholes are gonna asshole.
Trolling gets you blocked
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many of us got married and had kids during the phish hiatus? 🙋🏻‍♀️
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Jeanne Clery Act requires any college receiving federal aid to report campus crime rates for the past 3 years. If you have a young person making decisions about where they are going to pay money to learn, maybe take a look at these number first.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For funsies: Can those of you who attend religious services over the weekend let me know if any of the sermons mention not raping? Trying to gauge how they see this in importance compared to transgendered or abortion. Thanks in advance for your attention to this matter.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hearing about how Jane Doe realize that she was gang raped after reading about her assault when before her own brain was trying to frame the situation as herself as being a whore. Our brains try to protect ourselves after these traumatic events. You should have heard the stories I told myself.
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 02/10/2026
The chart explains AI hype more than any chart that's ever been charted.
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Dr. Sparklefairy @drsparklefairy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just saw a post about how in the day of online men learned that women and femmes carry keys in-between their knuckles and boom, no more keys
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every woman you know has had a guy friend who only hung around in hopes of getting in her pants. Sometimes they are friends for years, even decades. When he finally makes his move and she rejects him, he's never heard from again. It's like they were never friends in the first place. #itsalwaysmen
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don’t think I’ve been proud of a representative of the people until I moved to IL over a year ago. Pritzker is a real one.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The competitiveness of the white conservative lasted exactly as long as artificial barriers to entry for everyone else did, what they lost to was the free market they pretended to care about because their entire success was based on not actually facing competition.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Why are all these Asians in our universities!" idk man, they read a book from time to time, I dunno what to tell you. They got whole fuckin' libraries full of them in every town in America.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
White conservatives will literally entertain ethnic cleansing before making their kid do their homework to be academically competitive.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Men will be like "yeah I sexually assaulted someone and it's a matter of public record but that shouldn't affect my career though.." and be broadly correct for more than half a decade because it does actually work like that
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Snot Boogie🌲👽🇵🇸🛸🏴‍☠️ @snotboogie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stat of the Day Average age of Offensive Linemen for the Dallas Cowboys: 23.8 Average age of Offensive Lineman at the University of Virginia: 24 (Source: Dan Lebatard show)
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is not good. I hope someone with good intentions buys them to hold on to for return one day. But it's probably going to a rich family overseas.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Renee Good's family filed two lawsuits today. The first, against, USG, is a standard wrongful death. The second is a Klan Act lawsuit against Jonathan Ross, AND STEPHEN MILLER and Greg Bovino. It names Nick Shirley and Christopher Rufo as non-party co-conspirators for their racist propaganda.
44. At all relevant times, Defendants Ross, Miller, Noem, Lyons, Homan,
Bovino, and the John Doe Federal Agents acted under color of federal law and within the
scope of a joint enterprise with the private actors described below. Defendant
Lewandowski acted in part under color of federal law and in part, as alleged below, as a
private person, his federal status having been limited to a temporary part-time designation
that his conduct exceeded. Shirley, Rufo, and Ben Bergquam, and the other non-party
private actors described below, agreed to and in fact participated in the conspiracy alleged
here: each acted in concert with, and with the knowledge and encouragement of, federal
officials.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All this rape talk and my insatiable need to hear She Used To Be Mine. Coincidence? Or do some songs have healing properties?
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best part of losing my estrogen was realizing that was the only hormone that was making me give a fuck about what any man ever thought.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think a new tradition should be for women to tell people about their own rapes every time we hear about another one. Yup, just like perimenopause, I'm not going to stop talking about it.
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Cunty Poopster @cuntypoopster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From the other site “The biggest whore you know is posting about Cornell 7 right now.”
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