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☆*:. → 💌 @latenightemails.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

O brave knight, swift as the wind! Heed my call!

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

By the way I'm transgendereth I forgot to announceth that how do you turneth this shit off

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

( Hands on her hips. ) Tis an odd way to refereth to thine employees. What department do you headeth?

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

( Staring at her. ) ...Yes? We were all constructed.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(assuming this is a boss she's never met because Holy Fuck She's Huge) I was under the impression she didst not worketh for us.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

// i tend to lean towards canon when it comes to her body (aka she's a robot in the cartoonish shape of a human and all that's under the suit is the skelecog) but also ouhhhhh oh my god www.tumblr.com/metropolisyu...

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

// "you're the one writing her" yeah but three out of six of her characters traits are "superficial, insensitive and judgmental"

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

// writing a reply and then immediately deleting it she's So fucking mean

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

// "you're the one writing her" yeah but three out of six of her characters traits are "superficial, insensitive and judgmental"

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

// writing a reply and then immediately deleting it she's So fucking mean

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hear they still maketh some sleeping pills in the Luxury Suites & Textiles District.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

// I don't think they all have one. Fuck. It's just Toontown Central and i think barnacle boatyard

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

// i know for a fucking fact that the cogs have their own names for the playgrounds and i Can't Reply until i know what drowsy dreamland is called. Fuck

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If that is what thou calleth it, then yes.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Mine helmet IS— ( Sighing. ) Wouldst thou calleth thine outer shelleth thine armor?

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

...? ( She pulls her hand back and tilts her head. Genuinely confused. ) Thou meaneth mine head?

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If thou meaneth right now then thou shouldst telleth me to bugger off. If thou meaneth in the morning then thou shouldst be asleepeth.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tis not THAT lateth. ( Probably only thinks this because she works around the clock, but. )

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

( The red lights behind her visor narrow, and she jabs her hand at Glinda's face, just shy of actually hitting her. ) Didst thou not feeleth threatened by that? Because that iseth what thee did.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

( Doesn't Believe Her At All ) ...I'm surest thou were.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thou should counteth thineself lucky I dideth not destroy thee, threatening a woman of mine caliber.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

A Toon cannot resisteth the old "shave and a haircuteth" trick. ( Knocking out the medley on a door and immediately setting the Toon that walks out on fire. )

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

( Letting go. ) Do not waveth that thing in mine face again.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Art thou threateningeth me? ... ( Palming Glinda's Entire Face with her big-ass hand. ) Cease.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Not an answer to mine questioneth?

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I hath hardly met any other Suits of thine stature. Thou art short. ( Comparing their heights with her hand to emphasize. Even crouching she's still taller... )

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

// really funny being a toontown fan who likes the cogs. i'm joining the war on corporations on the side of the corporations

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

( computer enhance audio ) ... ( crouching to her height. ) thou art just short.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

...Art thou a moron? Answer honestlyeth.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh. ( Pronouncing each "I" separately. ) I sayeth thou ART a Suit, not thou art WEARING a suit.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Thou art a Suit and a kitten. Thou think I cannot beest a Suit and a knight?

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Bad post. Bringeth me the Suit responsible and I shall personally see to it that they are firedeth.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Do I looketh like a car to thee? That is not how it worketh.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

...What? I hadeth a great thirst that needeth to be quenched.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

( Wordlessly lifting her visor, tilting her head back and pouring an entire can of oil into her face. )

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

( Wordlessly lifting her visor, tilting her head back and pouring an entire can of oil into her face. )

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xix. the sun @stillinthedark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And we're out! We're out of the building! Yes! Oh yeah! We're done, we're done, we're done! Are we done? We're done! Yeah, I think we're done! I think we're pretty much done. We're done. Yeah, we're done. We're DONE. WE'RE DONE! STOP CRYING!!!

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xix. the sun @stillinthedark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

AND HE GETS TO BE A LAWYER? WHAT A SICK JOKE!

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Preciselyeth. They wouldst not beeth a problem if they kept their "prankeths" to themselves, but they insisteth on targeting us. ( Conveniently leaving out the hostile takeover. ) Also most of them art adults. Which is just saddeth.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

// i'm scared of just tacking on "eth" to random words because i feel like it'll be A Bit Much but like. she straight up just does that

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Thou doth not even know what a Toon is? ( She kneels down, closer to Pink's height, pointing at her ears. ) Thine ears and thine tail art very reminiscent of one, though Toons are organiceth creatures. More nuisances than anything, what go 'round squirting water and tossing pies.

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THE GATEKEEPER. @payethattention.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"Corporate knight" is not a realeth position, don't be ridiculous. I am simplyeth a knight with a corporate job. Besides, I mostly doeth field work.

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