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Eric

@paxattack300.bsky.social
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He/Him/His. Tweets range anywhere from USMNT, MLS, Columbus Crew, Tennis, College Basketball, Politics, pop culture, to life musings. Reposts =/= endorsements.

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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sabs has always been and always will be a sore loser.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The gasp I gasped here on Center Court!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Both tours are a mess at the top right now. Jannik and Carlos hurt (Felix TBD after his incident in Montreal). Aryna and Elena can't win a tournament to save their lives right now. Predictability can be boring but this is absolute chaos.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I didn't name names... 🤷🏻‍♂️ lol
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine taking to social media to complain about a glorified scrimmage not being streamed. SMH. #crew96
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
RAYE is stunning!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Zverev has played exceptionally well until this tiebreak. Can't help but feel like Sinner was biding his time, waiting for Zverev to blink, before pouncing.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fair, the US Open is notorious for this too. I feel tennis is the only sport with a consistently falsely advertised start time. Baseball, soccer, basketball, football all start when they say they'll start. Why can't we do the same for these standalone finals.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Any clue why players are taking the court so late both yesterday and this morning? When did a 9a EST start time mean 918a EST entrances? I get the Slams want their pre-final ceremonies but schedule those for 830a EST so the final can start on time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/06/2026
Serena Williams Returns To Tennis theonion.com/serena-williams-return…
“Good luck explaining that gap on her resume.”

Carl Fronicke, Symposium Scheduler
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
She spent soooo much mental and physical capital to come back in the second set only to get boat raced in the tiebreak. I expected her to win because she's Coco, but not shocked that she may have spent too much energy in the second set comeback attempt.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I'll never understand why the covers are behind the baseline and not along the sidelines.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Guilty, I'm a servebot hater but an even bigger Djokovic hater.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
NINETY unforced errors, two fewer total points won, and Davidovich Fokina still won the match. I expect nothing less from ADF. #FrenchOpen #RolandGarros
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
No one, and I mean literally no one, asked for this.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Eubanks and Petkovic are my favorites. Both are so good in the commentary box.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Of all the things for Congress to focus on...
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
😬😬😬
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Hope she can look past that last game and those jitters. It was a really good week for Hailey, can't wait to see her continue to climb the rankings!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm a tennis and CBB sicko. I'll watch whatever is available haha. Will likely pull two TVs into the living room so I can keep tabs on both events!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I really want to watch tennis the next four days but March Madness is on. The one time of year I tune out of tennis.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We've been through situations like this at the Cincinnati Open before. Really feel for all the tournament employees, volunteers, players, and fans. Not an ideal situation for anyone.
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Trump complaining about democrats voting against tax cuts
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Rep. Al Green brought a “BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT APES” sign Oklahoma’s Sen Markwayne Mullin fails to swipe it, then Green is escorted out… making sure more Republicans hear about it along the way. #StateOfTheUnion
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/02/2026
Rep. Al Green holds up a sign that reads "Black People Aren't Apes!" during Trump's entrance to the State of the Union (Chip Somodevilla/Getty)
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Not wrong. Just playing devil's advocate that the mental and physical load is likely the same, just inverted. Not sure what the solution would be aside from eliminating tournaments (good luck telling owners to kick rocks) or reducing the number of mandatories (also good luck).
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Not that I agree with the schedules (they do need a severe overhaul) but is it any more grueling than b2b Madrid/Rome with a week off before Roland Garros or Canada/Cincinnati with a week off before the US Open? Or do the players put up with that schedule because the Grand Slam is after the 1000s?
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
"I'm really thankful for everyone in my corner right now" 👀👀👀 Was that a little shade from Carlos to JCF? #AusOpen
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ending it with "it's been a great ride" is very telling.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Kind of get the sense that Novak has resigned to defeat, he knows it's over here. Just terrible body language. #AusOpen
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
We'll see how Carlos adjusts on the fly without JCF in his box.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Not a great start for Carlitos. We'll see how he adjusts his game plan without Juan Carlos Ferrero in his box. #AusOpen
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Here's to 5+ hours of listening to the Mcenroe Bros babble while we watch history being made!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Credit to Novak but Jannik was 2/18 on break opportunities, not good enough in the semis of a Slam against any opponent.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
If you factor in the humidity, it's hotter for much of the Cincinnati Open every year than it is in Melbourne right now. Fans and players here suffer with no breaks. Suck. It. Up. This is absurd. Sinner's fitness should not be a penalty to Spizzirri.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Yo, Eliot.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
All eyes on John Cain Arena for the first three scheduled matches!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I've been locked in on Garin v Darderi since first serve, really good match thus far. Now using multiple screens to keep tabs on various courts!
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I really wanted to watch Putinseva v Haddad Maia and ESPN+ keeps giving an error message. Absolutely ridiculous.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Agreed. This would be a great filler for those very weak Center Court OOPs the first few days of the tournament.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
It's a no for me.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2025
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Ohio State tennis fan here 🙋🏻‍♂️they make it so inaccessible, incredibly frustrating.
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Eric @paxattack300.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
So frustrating. For all the things ESPN does wrong on their tennis presentations, they at least give us a pregame show.
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