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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants

@paulymagicpants.bsky.social
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Software engineer 🤓 London 🇬🇧 Pansexual ⚧️ Open relationship 👬 Knackered 💤 Hate general stupidity and intolerance ❌ Blow my…. Mind 😏

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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Robin Williams, Carrie Fisher, Bowie, Prince, Phillip Seymour-Hoffmann, George Michael, Dolly, Alan Rickman, Tim Curry. I hope you’re all in the same constellation because planet Earth just didn’t deserve you. “…how I started to cry, for I wanted to be dressed just the same.”
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I believe I fit that criteria ;)
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
It was a HUGE issue!
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Try ‘Shantaram’ brilliant book
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Would be cool to see the checklist :)
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
5 if you’re in wicked
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
2/2 to investigate, leaving the bottle of poppers with the cap loose sticking out of the front pocket. The dog came up and had a good whiff. They let me go with them as well… needless to say I put them straight in the bin. I was mortified
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
1/2: I got stopped in Bucharest once because I’d forgotten to take a bottle of poppers out of my bag and the machine flagged it as explosives. Cue sniffer dogs, the works. I had to explain that it was ‘room odouriser’ to help me sleep at night, he then propped my bag up for the sniffer dog
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I mean it’s no surprise
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Reported and blocked
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Fuck off spambot
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Me at work pretending I don’t know what I’m doing and just trying to sail by
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Been cast as Pentheus in ‘The Bacchai’ showing at the Arcola Theatre next spring 🥳
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My palms were sweaty reading this, I can’t imagine how thankful everyone was for your skill and calmness in that situation.
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Wait what
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hew @hew.gg · 02/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkmo... Well this hit me in the feels.
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30th Anniversary | Thank You
YouTube video by PlayStation
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Underwear is banned on Mondays. I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Good morning 😍
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Carol Vorderman @carolvorders.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Here’s a good one to multi block some wrong ‘uns… this is how it works 1 Select the list 2 Click “Subscribe” 3 Select “Block” the entire list in one click Boommmm Bluesky is trying to keep this place tidy with healthy debate Let’s help them to do it 👍🏼👍🏼💙💙 bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Would you trim the rudder for a cross-wind take-off/landing? Or is it usually more for use at cruising speed?
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I could never finish that 😂😅
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Don’t! You’re beautiful!
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Well the car is frozen solid and I can’t open the doors or windows 🥲
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Can we keep it to nudes and cats instead of politics? 😵‍💫
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I wanna look like Amanda Lepore
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Deactivated accounts and deleted Twitter. Felt soooooo good, like a really great wank.
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you’re hooking up with a bottom then take a delicious ice-cube platter with a sauce of water
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is a safe place to post such content. Just saying…..
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Ngl j/o is a challenge 😂😭
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
One of my top 5 all time films, so cleverly made
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
🥵
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Goldeneye 😏
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
It’s a very popular large chain of cafes here in London 😂
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When italic text was all the rage 😂
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Oohhh can we share??
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Yeah ok I’ve now watched this 3 times and what.
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Like I can’t even get to the icy shrine 😭😭😭
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Why is it so hard to make progress in breath of the wild 😭
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Tonight’s movie 👺👻
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I mean they’re fun but Donnie Darko will never get old
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
People of bluesky, let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer in GIF from only
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Might get a whale shark 😍
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Grim….
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Pretty much been the perfect Torremolinos trip 😂
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Why do you look way too big for that bed? 😂
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Pauly Pauly Magic Pants @paulymagicpants.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
What to do today? I’ve been sat indoors with either a bad ankle or a cold for like 4 weeks. So, cock/alcohol/both? Maybe a haircut first. Then some drag.
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