Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 3hSecond time today I thought you were talking about “fort and flashlight” day and now I know what I am going to do the next time I have the house to myself 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 9hMan. Would crawl over broken glass to experience my 9 year old as a 4 year old again 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why do people want to see digital dick. Honestly don’t answer. I would prefer not to know! 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Never once. People ask me if I want to join their fantasy league and I just stare at them with bewilderment until they dissipate 110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026why did I put this emulator and accursed game on my work computer 0110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The way I took the photo, walked to the other side of the house to grab this game I bought three months ago, and propped it up to take a second photo to ensure my ethics 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Praise be to emulation so I didn’t have to pay a ransom to buy an Xbox to play this one game for 13 minutes 2110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When your brain needs a rest but your subconscious is like “girl we need to unpack a few things” 030
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Watching Street Fighter 1994 and delighted to see Kylie Minogue in the opening credits 030
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks for saving me 150 dollars from a local used game store. I am going to figure out how to get this bitch playing on my rig. 100
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Is it piracy though if I own the disc! And somehow every other iteration of the blaster Xbox 110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I bought Metal Dungeon but having a hard time justifying the need for an Xbox just for this. Someone tell me to emulate it instead and save my money 230
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I hate this calendar lmao September was just these three in boxy ass suits 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Going to be so difficult explaining this image in my photo reel to my terminally offline wife 060
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just cannot get over how fucking bad American Horror Story is. Why did they bother 000
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah was fucking shocked and appalled. Loved the additional lack of self awareness of the author to mention Harry Potter twice as if letting us know that they really *get it*. 0211
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Tales of Eternia Remastered. Girl I am already there 181
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel so guilty about what I’ve done I’m going to become a minor internet celebrity and hope no one finds out 0131
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Brooo it has to be. That is so awesome. It’s like an hour from my house 110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So when that Suikoden anime available for me to watch 041
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My ring fell off my finger in a zoo parking lot in winter. Someone found it, turned it in to the lost and found, and my neighbor of all people who works there heard about me losing mine and got it back to me. 110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today my 6 year old told me that Abdul El Sayed created The Legend of Zelda 1216
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I still have a soft spot for OHRRPGCE made games. Was my OG RPG maker lol 120
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I had no idea you could do that. I am so amazed by his sense of adventure and spirit when playing this game 040
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am notoriously shitty at finishing Zelda games. For example, BOTW sits there with two divine beasts down. My 6 year old has been playing in my file and asked me if it’s possible to get to Hyrule Castle before we do all 4 beasts. I tell him I am unsure. 40 minutes later he’s at the final boss lmao 170
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AHS 13. Those first three episodes were so fkn bad 021
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The way I read this and thought it said Charli XCX 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You won’t believe which 90s cult favorite is back!!!! 000
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026rpgamer.com/review/valky...rpgamer.comValkyrie Elysium Review - RPGamerValkyrie Elysium marks the return of a long dormant JRPG series, this time as an action RPG. Fast paced combat and strong supporting cast are bolstered by thoughtful homage to the parent series. 110
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I liked it a lot. I think the devs really showed off some creativity and an understanding of the assignment. And they included elemental affinity which is funny because FF16 didn’t even pretend 010
Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The androgynous urge to play VALKYRIE ELYSIUM again 460
Reposted by Paul ShkreliScott White @professorrpg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Still feels a bit surreal, but checking this one off my bucket list - getting published in @gameinformer.com ! Big thanks to @kylehilliard.com for letting me write this! *photo courtesy of @djstormageddon.com since I still haven't managed to find my own copy lol 9387