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Paul Shkreli

@paulwall.bsky.social
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Lawyer, writer, cute dad. ✍🏽 @RPGamer, @RPGSite, & BossFights newsletter (bossfights.substack.com)

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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today my 6 year old told me that Abdul El Sayed created The Legend of Zelda
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am notoriously shitty at finishing Zelda games. For example, BOTW sits there with two divine beasts down. My 6 year old has been playing in my file and asked me if it’s possible to get to Hyrule Castle before we do all 4 beasts. I tell him I am unsure. 40 minutes later he’s at the final boss lmao
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly this is what I call an ideal client
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AHS 13. Those first three episodes were so fkn bad
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The way I read this and thought it said Charli XCX
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The androgynous urge to play VALKYRIE ELYSIUM again
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Scott White @professorrpg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still feels a bit surreal, but checking this one off my bucket list - getting published in @gameinformer.com ! Big thanks to @kylehilliard.com for letting me write this! *photo courtesy of @djstormageddon.com since I still haven't managed to find my own copy lol
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shut the fuck up
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Look dad, I am Farfetch’d”
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
waking up at 130am and having the mental clarity to finally finish that dungeon at the end of Wild ARMS 2 disc 1
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Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New lunchbox to confuse people in the kitchen at work
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil. I liked it! I also love the Milla Jovovich ones tho so
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s because you already found your player 2 and it’s me
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A few weeks ago I realized Super Mario Galaxy records the date each moon is collected. Reviewing them felt like a constellation map of my parenthood. My latest:
open.substack.com
The Moons We Collect
A diary I didn’t know I was keeping
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If there is any music that can mentally turn me back into a 20 year old girl at Michigan state university pregaming with friends before going out it’s (inexplicably) The Veronicas
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
had to have her
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah guess I am just buying games physically only again lol
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Still stuck at the dungeon end of disc one :(
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
when a Minecraft collab leads me to buying crumbl for the first/last time
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My wife has finished her master’s program and internship and passed her licensing exam. When she came home from her last sessions, I had this waiting on the ground when she walked in. It plays the victory fanfare. She will soon be a licensed mental health counselor in our state!
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s giving “martial artist fitness model who landed a role as a nerd on power rangers”
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
a warning to the others
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
At my sisters house and there is a box of chips ahoy on the counter and i am fighting the urge to eat (more of them since I’ve already had 3)
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’m sad there are no Toy Story 5 video games
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Nick Dooficus @doofivirus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ever since I was a little boy, I've longed to be a rare healing item that's too rare to ever use
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H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF @devilrei.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Some of the comments about affected communities I saw in the wake of Sony’s announcement to kill discs made me want to investigate further. So I did, and what I learned was complicated, interesting, and often not what I expected. Super happy with this one, please have a read!
gamespot.com
Who Gets Left Behind In Sony's All-Digital Future?
We spoke to rural players, librarians, global gamers, and tournament organizers, and the consensus isn't what you'd expect.
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
listening to Madonna in my office on a Friday afternoon deciding if I want to go workout
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Honestly hate sucking my own dick (on LinkedIn)
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It is so hard not to stop to eat a fruit roll up on the walk to bed
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
So excited that Roblox is going down
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I just can’t wait this shit
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Another day, another patio altar offering of a dead mouse from my cat to me
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
wearing a snorlax shirt on the streets
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I’m not really big on celebrating my birthday. But I am huge on celebrating @bignerdgaming.bsky.social’s birthday!!
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Don’t worry about me everyone I am fake AF
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Am I the only one wanting to play EverQuest Legends when it launches in 37 min
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Maddy Myers 🏳️‍🌈 @midimyers.com · 05/01/2024
me in the group chat when i'm having a bad day
usagi fighting queen metalia in the finale of s1 of sailor moon, calling upon her dead friends to help her power up and saying "everyone, give me all your strength! please!"the ghostly hands of usagi's dead friends reach out through space and time to hold usagi's hands which are holding the moon stick and charging up a super beamusagi and all of the sailor scouts reanimated by the power of love, holding onto the moon stick together to power up the silver crystal
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Square Enix reworking mobile gacha titles into console games has me thinking: what if they fixed Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered? Granted, after weeks of trying I managed to join a party last night. But my complaints remain. Catch it below!
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Table for One
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles' remaster somehow made a game about togetherness lonelier than the original
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Square Enix reworking mobile gacha titles into console games has me thinking: what if they fixed Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered? Granted, after weeks of trying I managed to join a party last night. But my complaints remain. Catch it below!
open.substack.com
Table for One
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles' remaster somehow made a game about togetherness lonelier than the original
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Final Fantasy VI Remake Part Four: the one where you milk Ultros
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’ve muted someone I find annoying but have been thinking about DMing him to let him know. Thoughts?
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
We had a “Christmas in July” party in our neighborhood and this Master Roshi Santa came
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enemy(s) is really bothering me ngl
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
DIGIMON UP has me feeling digidown
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My son is a Westen style gamer. He has not met a genre that he won’t play. And he game hops like a total mad man
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My mom is mad at me because my kids are with her today and they keep asking her to play the new Madonna album
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Absolutely deviant behavior buying this specifically to pour into a bowl of lucky charms
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Paul Shkreli @paulwall.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Breath of Fire 6
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