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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 4h
I love these two trees in the field next to work. The eagles love it, too. This morning, they stand sentinel in the heavy morning fog. #NicomenIsland
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 14h
I swear he looks like a corner guard. Could have been swept a bit to slow the curl, but decent placement outside the 12-foot.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kind of curious to see how many Albertans vote for Québec to separate.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I sit perfectly still, nothing hurts. *looks in mirror* Yup! Still got it!
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Shadowmac Photography 📸🇨🇦 @shadowmacphotos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Autumn Arrivals - Harrison River, British Columbia 🇨🇦 #Autumn #Forest #Travel #BlueskyArtShow #Nature #Landscapephotography #Stunday #NaturePhotography #BritishColumbia #Calm #Fog #Colour #ForestFriday #ExploreBC #Tranquility #Photography #Scape #WCK #PanoPhotos #Panorama #ShareCanGeo #Canada
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Reflecting Pool has become the White Tree of Gondor. Trump has become mad Denethor, last Steward of Gondor. THE PLAGUE may have broken out in Siberia, the geological equivalent to Mordor. Canada is now the Elves who are leaving Middle Earth for the Havens across the sea. #LOTR
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In Canada, we always just say we were at the Roughriders game.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just a reminder that the guy in charge of the future of 72 million American children is a pedophile. Why are you talking about anything else?!
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning from Deroche, BC!
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conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m sorry, but if you bring gypsum - or any damn mineral below 3 on the Mohs scale at all - to a job interview, you’re disqualified. It’s not hard, people.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mullet would be a terrible place to become a cut. Shear coincidence, of course.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If AI must be renamed, may I suggest ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Intelligence’?
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mayor Lewis is in the Epstein Files #DarkSideOfStardewValley
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tippy basking in the morning sun of #Caturday
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Leave. The USA is 1938 Poland. Get out now, while you still can.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty jazzed for Canada’s first Eurovision. Yeah, I’m sure the pickup truck class will mock it, and our song will probably be about the joys of poutine, but I’m ready to feel the love! 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🇦🇺
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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Morning Kitten (Genius edition) #Caturday
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wisely, this was an outdoor event. Just saying ... www.upi.com/Odd_News/202...
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Turkish city cooks up world's largest pot of baked beans - UPI.com
A Turkish city earned a Guinness World Records title by cooking cook up a pot of 1,807 gallons of baked beans -- approximately 15,000 cans worth.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The most destructive tariffs are the ones we place on our feelings. #UnsucessfulMagaPickupLines
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AD 2023 AD 2024 AD 2025 AI 1 AI 2 AI 3
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Canada should release a $47 bill with Mark Carney on the front and the White House on fire from 1814 on the back.
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’re an American claiming asylum in Canada, when you eventually get a hearing, and they ask you why you wanted to come to Canada, tell them you like American history and wanted a legitimate chance to study it. Worth a try, no?
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump’s going to get sucked into YouTube like in Pleasantville. Mark my words.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Foggy morning on Lougheed Highway, looking east. On Nicomen Island, Deroche, British Columbia, Canada. #bcwx
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Most people in BC don’t want to make a stink about Albertans calling themselves ‘Western Canadians’ because then the Island’s gonna start, and it’s just gonna be a whole thing.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Toronto Argonauts apparently have never had a quarterback named Jason. I’m certain to be corrected if I am wrong, but if not, someone in Marketing would very much so like to have a word…
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gina425.bsky.social @gina425.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Glacier-fed, icy cold waters of Harrison Lake, with the Lillooet Mountain range in the background 🇨🇦 #Stunday #Stunning #ECK #Lake #Mountains #BeautifulBC #Nature #BSkytogs #LandscapePhotography
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only way to escape Hell is by clicking on the X. No, not like that…
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
In conclusion, ‘Je me souviens’ roughly translates to ‘You don’t have to be crazy to live here, but it helps!’ /s
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Spaceballs 2 comes out in 215 days. We just have to make it 215 more days. If you’re an American running in the upcoming election, you’re pretty much guaranteed to win if you make that your platform.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just finished re-watching The Good Place. Yeah, I cried a bit at the end. Jacksonville!!!
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ok. Back.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I’ll be back. Maybe.
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Mr. Spock 🖖 @spockresists.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Just to understand the concept of a trillion. 1 million minutes ago it was October 21, 2023. A billion minutes ago it was 114 CE. A trillion minutes ago it was 1,900,114 BCE
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
It’s important on a day like today to remember that our Prime Minister is not a President; he doesn’t act alone. Realize that every single member of the Liberal Party of Canada is complicit in this pipeline decision. If you believe our species needs to combat climate change, can you really vote LPC?
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
What’s the over/under on Alberta Liberals seats next election? 2.5?
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
The winds of change blow around you today, dear Libra. Have the courage to break that wind, for nothing changes in your favour unless you make a stink.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Can you imagine the reaction if Carney declared that Alberta HAD TO build 10,000 windmills and a dozen solar farms?!
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
History will judge Conrad Black to be one of the most dastardly figures in Canadiana.
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The stretch of the Trans Canada Highway here in southern BC which these morons are going to congest is dangerous on a sunny day. It’s pouring rain with poor visibility today, but hey, endangering others for self-indulgence is what these yokels are all about!
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
Meme: Straight ahead: Pausing to consider the meaning of Cohen's lyrics
Everyone, for some reason, takes the exit towards Singing "Hallelujah" again in religious contexts
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I haven’t been Christian for 30 years, but for some reason felt compelled to open my bible today… This is what I have found out: the best thing anyone can do is to eat and drink and enjoy what he has worked for during the short life that God has given him; this is man’s fate. Ecclesiastes 5:18
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I think it’s time we show Hoekstra to the border.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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Paul 🇨🇦 @paulvb.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
If you’re in BC, go outside right now and look up! We don’t get clear skies very often in November, and the Aurora is exceptional tonight!
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