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Ludwig

@paulludwig.bsky.social
2.7K followers 746 following 1.9K posts

Breadstick Ambassador. Dipping Sauce Historian.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Love it! I also took so many pics of cats when I was there. Did you see the pelican walking through the restaurant?
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I didn't, but pretty sure the B-52s were hanging by the lake!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Just ran 7 miles did I listen to Danceteria 13 times in a row?
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Party Time Yaaaaas
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
hiyeeeee
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I miss you!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
thank you, my beautiful friend!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hello.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
we'll find out together!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
coming for me...
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Just ran my 1000th gay mile of the year!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you wasted that extra 'y'. 🤪
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I trust you!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Pride Month is 1/3 over. Please don't waste your gay.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
like carrying an umbrella gay
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
In honor of Pride month, I was gay on my commute this morning.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this is true
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I eat a lot of snacks for someone who eats a lot of meals.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
move in! make room for the t-rex!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Skeet Ulrich as FP Jones: Serious Look
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
thank you for this acknowledgement!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I like YOU!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I don't deserve the perfection of Maya's version
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I could use a Fergie national anthem right now
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
you're not wrong
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Earlier today I was considering ending it all but it turns out I was just hungry.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
FIVE alternative narratives?! What am I, a screenwriter?!?!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Pitchers fielding practice?
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I had worked up the courage to tell you all my deepest, darkest secret yesterday but unfortunately bluesky went down. I woke up scared again today so sorry y'all are never getting it.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Angel Saint: That's Me
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
no one that I can think of!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I'm a giver.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I like to aim directly at the urinal cake so that anyone else in the restroom can also enjoy the beautiful aroma.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
the best thing they've ever come up with!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
okay, skyline chili!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I feel like they'll give you as much cheese as you want but are reeeeeaaaaaalllll stingy with that meat!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It would be nice if Chipotle could start chickenmaxxing these burrito bowls, am I right?
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
whew, this Big Disgrace love!
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
✔️
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
smart
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Oh nothing, just clipping my little coupons before spending my life savings at the grocery store
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a white wall and waving his hand .
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I like to walk by and wave at people who are on zoom video calls so that others on the call know that the person I waved at has friends.
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
sounds like you just need to tear down the wall
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
zip it
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I know, I know...
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
the correct answer
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you get it
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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
you know what's up
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