iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

I had worked up the courage to tell you all my deepest, darkest secret yesterday but unfortunately bluesky went down. I woke up scared again today so sorry y'all are never getting it.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I like to aim directly at the urinal cake so that anyone else in the restroom can also enjoy the beautiful aroma.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

It would be nice if Chipotle could start chickenmaxxing these burrito bowls, am I right?

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I like to walk by and wave at people who are on zoom video calls so that others on the call know that the person I waved at has friends.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

McDonald's fountain Coke after a long run, no further questions at this time.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Happy Independent Bookstore Day to everyone who knows how to read!

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

On my way to the gym to celebrate Easter with my fellow heathens!

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Just ran 13 miles am I the new Attorney General?

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

saw Project Hail Mary yesterday so of course last night I dreamt that I was...Sandra Hüller, wow I'm so normal.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The girl working at Dunkin' said I look handsome today. I'm updating my will tonight, she gets everything.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

whew, the civic DUTY I just did

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Took the day off so I'm taking myself out on a breakfast date, we'll see what happens

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

As much as I love Chicago, St. Pat's weekend is always a yearly reminder that American cities completely fail in providing public facilities for someone to relieve themselves.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I'm going for a run and I'm gonna be gay out there.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

We found 11 BILLION dollars for war but can't fix the CRATER-SIZED POTHOLE IN THE ALLEY THAT'S BEEN THERE FOR OVER A YEAR?!

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I think it's important to eat healthy so moving forward I'll be limiting my cheat days to just Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

While I really appreciate that every Democratic primary candidate in Chicago is running with a message of ICE Out, Ma'am, you are running for Water Reclamation Commissioner, are you referring to ACTUAL ice?

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I'll never get the same endorphin rush from exercising that I do from a good plate of biscuits and gravy

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Woke up from a nightmare that my phone battery dropped from 100% to 46% within five minutes of leaving the house, whew I was SWEATING

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Just ran the silliest distance ever

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Oh nothing, just lying in bed, dropping my phone on my face.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'll tell you the state of the union: not good. There, I saved you all a couple of hours.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

There are certain people who I regularly see running on the lakefront path, and although I don't know their names or anything else about their lives, I know that when we pass each other they're going to smile and wave, so yes, I consider them my friends.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Just ran for two and a half hours did I win the Olympics?

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

You guys, I'm not okay.* *just finished another book with characters that I fell in love with and will never see again.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

My next novel is about a guy with big calves and his jeans keep getting stuck on them.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Did you know that you can drink ginger ale without whiskey? It's surprisingly good.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Look, I still haven't recovered from figure skating's awful judging since Michelle Kwan was ROBBED of the Olympic Gold medal, losing to Tara Lipinski.

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Ludwig @paulludwig.bsky.social · 12/02/2026