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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

UPDATE: We have returned from the vet. The good news: I survived (just about). The humans, however, have suffered a devastating financial blow. £42 for one tiny tube of ointment to put on the scratch on my neck! 😼 I’d say that’s a fair price for the emotional trauma they inflicted on me. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That’s right - always let the humans pay in treats for the emotional trauma caused. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Looks like it was a right old ordeal! Poor Mumpitz. 😿 Hope Mumpitz recovered. Physically at least - we all know emotional recovery from a vet visit is impossible. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Very angry. The humans managed to outsmart me once again. I should have known they’re up to something when I wasn’t allowed to go for a stroll in the garden after lunch. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

HELP! One moment I was peacefully enjoying my mid-afternoon snooze. The next, I was violently stuffed into the dreaded bag and abducted from my own home. Now I’m being held against my will at the vet for my annual check-up. My humans will pay dearly for this betrayal. #meow

Pauli the cat sitting in a transport bag, looking scared.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I will absolutely murder the humans! 😾 First, I need to get this dreadful bandana off my neck. Apparently it’s either this or the dreaded cone of shame until we visit the vet to have my scratch checked. They insist I look ‘dashing’. This is outrageous. I have been humiliated in my own home. #meow

Pauli the Cat is sitting on the sofa wearing a St Pauli kerchief around the neck. Pauli does not look happy.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That’s an impressive food stash. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What is everyone doing on this fine football-free weekend? My favourite human and I are off on an important expedition to locate extra-terrestrial snacks. 🚀 The spare human has been left behind because she keeps talking about putting us on a diet. We worried this could compromise the mission. #meow

A photo of Pauli’s favourite human wearing a NASA space suit. Pauli is sitting on her favourite human’s shoulder, also wearing a cat-sized spacesuit. Both are looking into the far distance.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I shall sue for compensation in tuna. 🐟 #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Moin! Spieltag! I'm going for a draw today. Safe travels to everyone brave enough to make this away trip. Look after each other out there. #meow #fcsp #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Finally. The humans have remembered their ONE job. My afternoon snack has arrived. It’s practically evening. I shall be filing a formal complaint. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Where is my reward for correctly predicting today’s result??? The humans say it’s too late to go to the shop for chicken. Outrageous. Unacceptable. I demand justice. #meow

Pauli the Cat sitting on the floor and looking up with its mouth wide open.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Moin! Heimspieltag! After my recent run of terrible predictions, the humans had a little word with me. So today I’m predicting a WIN! 🐾 This prediction is, of course, completely unbiased and definitely not influenced in any way by the prospect of treats. #meow #fcspwob #StPauli

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

To be fair they laced Bielefeld’s plate with the medicine, hoping it would influence my prediction. I just noticed too late because they used the smelliest tin of food we have (wild ocean tuna). I need to up my game. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Moin! Spieltag! After seeing the last few results, I’m not feeling very confident about today’s game. Although, to be fair, I quickly regretted choosing that particular plate. Turns out it was the one laced with my monthly flea pill. Sneaky. The spare human is firmly in my bad books today. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We’re having fish & chips for dinner! #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m so sorry to hear. 😿 Big fluffy feline hugs. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Send me samples of any food (tuna preferred) and I’ll professionally review them live here. I accept payment in snacks. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The humans starved me ahead of the prediction. Call the RSPCA. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Moin! Spieltag! I’ve gotten up from the spare human’s pillow to predict today’s Heimspiel. It’ll be a win. #meow #fcspfck

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

It’s raining cats & dogs today, so obviously I’m staying firmly in bed. The spare human says I should use my blanket instead of her pillow. The other human tried to lure me out with toast. Nice try, humans. I’m not moving. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Moin! Pokalspieltag! When I heard we’re playing Essen, all I could think about was food, so naturally I went for the first plate I saw. I’m expecting our usual early Pokal exit, so at least we can focus all our energy on getting back to Bundesliga 1. #meow #rwefcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Stretched out dramatically by the kitchen entrance to remind the humans that it has been a full 167 minutes since my last meal. I fear I may not make it. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Night night everyone. I’m snuggled up on my blanket between the humans, dreaming about our first win this season. Just a few more sleeps. #meow

Pauli the Cat lies sleeping on its side on its blanket, which is on the bed.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I heard from a reliable source that the humans have just bought me some organic chicken breast fillet for correctly predicting today’s result… 👀 #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The spare human has put the fan on for me. I shall be sitting out this zillion-degree heatwave in front of it, looking suitably miserable. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just had one. The first chicken ice cream of the day. I will meow for more later. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Moin! Spieltag! It’s very hot here and I can barely cope with my majestic floof. I hope you understand that given the circumstances I can predict no more than a draw today. #meow #ksvfcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Moin! Spieltag! And I’m back from a long break. Not much has changed, except that my food portions have finally been increased. Apparently not because I was underfed, but because I was being an absolute nuisance and my relentless campaign has finally paid off. Three points incoming. #meow #fcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This is what the spare human sees every time she looks down from her desk. It’s been 3hrs since breakfast and 1hr since my last snack. Do you think she gets my subtle hints? #meow

Photo of Pauli the cat sitting next to the human (who’s not in the photo). Pauli is looking at the human (and the camera) with the mouth wide open.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Sadly they don’t tend to share… #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

A terrible injustice has occurred. The spare human opened a tin of tuna while I was asleep. I missed the whole thing. I am now fully awake and giving her this face while she’s eating her Salad Niçoise until reparations are made. #meow

Pauli the cat sitting on the floor staring at the human while the human (not in the photo) is eating a tuna salad.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Have pinned down the spare human for an early evening snooze. I like sitting on people and getting my belly fluffed. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

My favourite human has made me a nest out of my snuggly blanket (his latest attempt to keep me of his pillow). Now I’m sitting here contemplating the meaning of life. After much reflection, I’ve reached one inescapable conclusion: life is utterly meaningless without tuna or chicken. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Frozen lickie treats. Nom nom nom. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It’s officially too hot for a cat of my luxurious fluff level. Fortunately, my humans are finally being useful - serving up chicken ice lollies and a rather refined tuna gazpacho. I suppose I’ll keep them (for now). #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Zieh ich Arme und Beine ein, könnt ich eine Kugel sein. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I can’t feel anything but my big plump belly. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Moin! Spieltag! I’m predicting a win today. And honestly, you should all feel lucky I even had the energy to make this prediction… the spare human’s sister (now officially promoted to Favourite Human) has been force-feeding me treats like I’m being prepped for hibernation. #meow #fcsp

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The spare humans sister is over! Upon arrival she fed me half a pack of treats and gave me a giant lickie treat. I showed her around the house, pointed out the fridge and explained the concept of milk tax and ham surcharge. Just now we shared a bacon sandwich. New favourite human. #meow

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Far too cold and windy to be outdoors today. I’ve therefore stationed myself on the spare human’s lap while she knits. The Icelandic wool is exceptionally warm and suitable for cats of my status. I have temporarily forgiven her for the attempted marmalade toast theft. #meow

Pauli the cat is lying on the spare human’s lap. On top of Pauli is a half-knit burgundy coloured jumper. Pauli is half awake and looks very content.

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Pauli the Cat @paulithecat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Shared marmalade toast with my favourite human today. Convinced him the final piece clearly belonged to me. The spare human attempted an intervention, claiming me being “gluten intolerant” and was met with immediate growling. Situation resolved successfully. #meow

Pauli the cat standing on the sofa next to the human who is eating a marmelade toast. Front paws are on the table.

Pauli the cat standing on the sofa next to the human who is eating a marmelade toast. Front paws are on the table. They are now head bumping.

Pauli the cat standing on the sofa next to the human who is eating a marmelade toast. Pauli is now pawing the human‘s hand, begging for the piece of toast that the human is holding in his hand.

Pauli the cat on is on the floor munching a piece of toast.

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