iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

This is a complete aside, but as a New Englander it annoys me to no end they foster resentment for ‘liberal hell holes’ and yet all of these republican assholes come here.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Guaranteed they drive a cyber truck and would love to talk with you about crypto. They radiate the vibe.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Christian Mingle is what you call missionary position when you’re not comfortable having a PG-13 level conversation with your spouse.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

George Saunders: what I regret most in life were failures of kindness.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love that his ‘proof’ of conspiracy was that he was attending a professional sporting event in the same city as another person. Like, even if true that’s the best you’ve got?

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Where is the f/u question noting the hospitals, particularly rural ones, have seen significant drops in revenue because of this and are cutting services. This did nothing for fraud and abuse. What is the plan when rural hospitals go bankrupt? How will more cuts help hospitals on the brink?

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Really, women saying men should stop committing sexual assaults and being apologists for sexual assaulters is them not taking ownership of the issue? And your solution was women should listen more? Dear lord, you reek of shitty divorced dude who doesn’t have a clue why his wife left him.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My local coffee shop no longer takes Amex. The next financial crisis is upon us.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The more pressing question for me is why does this guy always wear the same outfit? Does he think the leather jacket makes him look cool or punk? I don’t get why these assholes with endless money dress like cartoon characters?

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If I gained only 2lbs in a year my primary care physician would congratulate me for doing such a great job.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Did you read his statement? He is absolutely not taking it seriously. The way he worded it, the bar for rape is being either unconscious or incapacitated.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I thought all the dude bros were into ‘the great works’ ie books they’ve heard of by famous white guys.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alternative headline: Political grifter who saw which way the wind was blowing switched to Trump. She now wishes to get back in the news because she senses a change of wind direction again.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I mean it it’s pretty clear he’s personally profiting from higher oil prices. I assume all of the oil stolen from Venezuela and sold on the open market is going into his bank accounts.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I knew a guy in college who gambled away all of his college money at a dog track over the course of a year. He had to drop out for a year and work. I can’t imagine how guys like him can survive in this environment when back then he had to drive to a dog track 30min away.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Maggie is another ‘deep thinker’ utterly devoid of self reflection.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When the aliens arrive and they are yelling into a phone: take me to your leader…. Leader! Associate….associate…associate. 0000000

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We would need low cost, low involvement policing of the straight via drones. Basically destroying any Iranian ship that enters the strait or destroying any land based missile system. Even then there will be commercial losses and lower volume of transit.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think too many parents don’t understand the sports scholarship world. People think every D1 athlete in all sports get a free ride. They don’t understand how hard those are to come by and that for DII and DIII athletes it’s nonexistent.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let’s get rid of all the good risk. Absolute genius. This will work out so well!

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Brett has a giant horse cock. You love that for him right? Guess what, it’s not true. Now don’t you feel terrible for him?

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He’s testing out material for his limited run as the standup act on Carnival cruises. Hey folks, they call them the left because they’re never right! Eh? I mean, look at their women, lefty loosie rightey tightey! Amiright? This guy knows what I’m talking about!

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It will never not be funny to me that these deep thinkers see representation of people other than straight white men and assume they are being excluded rather than others are finally being included. It doesn’t even register as a possibility.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Seemed like a brilliant idea until we realized that ‘Sniper Ammo’ is actually a new energy drink being promoted by Eric Trump. The DOD has already ordered $50m worth of it.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’ve found that occasionally yelling at my wife ‘do you want our children singing the Marseilles?!’ in the middle of a marital debate does wonders.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If he’s going to measure a person’s humanity by the quality of their outputs, he should be the first to go.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Before the industrial revolution, people only had sex to procreate, not for pleasure. At least, that’s what mother tells me.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I absolutely suck at math and even I understand that when solving problems you sometimes don’t know every variable and plugging in a random number will fuck up your ability to solve the problem.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The US also has strict targeting limits, especially in the Gulf of Maine.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I can’t stop thinking about him saying ‘Limu the emu’.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ethical conundrum: what if his vowel-starved children needed it?

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The stew lobby puts out some pretty good data each year.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What if we remade Chinatown, except we realize that Noah Cross was just trying help the development of California and better done by a private businessman than some bureaucrats.

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pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

This is also a toe in the door of race science. When chromosome testing isn’t enough, they will add testosterone. When that’s not enough…

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