pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I love America. If you have an extremely important job and you die, your sibling automatically gets that job. Totally makes sense. 000
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Good news Giants fans, they are now an AI company. Failing in the NFL just wasn’t good enough for them. 000
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 12/04/2026You mean to tell me the recently converted Catholic who is arguing with the Pope couldn’t get a deal done?cnn.comLive updates: Iran war news; Vance says no agreement after marathon talks in Pakistan | CNNThe failure to reach a deal throws ceasefire into doubt and raises questions about reopening the Strait of Hormuz. Follow for live updates. 010
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So much for 2026 being a step up. We almost made it 3 full days. 010
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Trump’s logic: the democrats created the hoax Epstein file, but somehow managed to only implicate themselves. Then the democrats demanded the release of the documents but somehow republicans fought to keep them quiet. And, it’s a hoax but Trump is ordering a formal investigation. Makes total sense. 020
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Kenvue, the maker of Tylenol, has an opportunity to do something epic. Reach out to Kennedy and ask him how much they need to pay him and/or Trump to make this go away and record everything. This dummy will probably email them the standard rate sheet for administration bribes. 031
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Anxiously awaiting Mike Lee’s pithy tweet about Kristi Noem in the hospital, I just know it’s going to be a banger. He really is the Don Rickles of our generation. 010
pauliesrobot.bsky.social @pauliesrobot.bsky.social · 11/06/2025It’s both entirely predictable and utterly disheartening that the ‘emigrate the right way’ crowd collectively shrugs and turns away as thousands of people are snatched up at their immigration hearings. 021
