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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

BREAKING: JD Vance reportedly converted to Catholicism due to confusion of transubstantiation and cannibalism "He's furious at Pope Leo for traveling back in time to fool him," said a source granted anonymity to speak freely on a delicate matter. "It sucks!" said a person close to the VP's brain.

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Brendan Carr sez: "We, the fascist fucks who pretend to know the difference between our mouths and our anuses, hereby demand that all broadcast media, which are irrelevant, comply with this demand, which I am pretending means something, and which will be laughed out of court now that...

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Not so fast there with the fancy words, Petey— Offspring from the *uterus* of Western civilization? Or from the *forehead* of Western civilization? Take your time answering; we've got all τους αιώνας των αιώνων.

Pete Hegseth at a lectern: "All the nations in this room are offspring of Western civilization." (And he blathers on from there.)

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Sen. Hagerty sez: "I am waaaaay too busy lying and making threats to have any time left over for grifting. I mean, dammit Jim, I'm a senator, not a miracle worker!!"

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Senator(!!) Marshall sez: "I have no idea how insurance works." Sure, take those 40% of enrollees off Obamacare – and watch the whole system implode. Which would kill or impoverish an awful lot of people. What an evil dope.

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

#NoKings rally in Brunswick, Maine. Not shown: people three deep lining Maine Street [sic] to the left. There was a lot of honking from the cars making their way through town.

Crowd of several hundred people, many of them carrying signs protesting against Trump, tyranny, fascism, etc. The sky is blue; trees lining the mall provide shade.

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Thune sez: "I think it is important that we be respectful of our history of massacres, but there are still questions about what happened during this particular massacre and I'm sure that the war crime–happy SecWar and his toadies have figured it all out and it wasn't a massacre after all." Hi ho.

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Nate Silver sez: "If Democrats ignore a phenomenon that nobody cares about (and only egghead pseudocentrist prigs like me believe exists) then they can be progressive all they want and still win elections, no matter what blithering mathy gamblers like me say. Aw, shit. Shit shit shit shit shit!!!"

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I'm all aquiver with anticipation – who, or what, will bring down our very own True Blue American fascist? Eyes clawed out by Melania Manglemordler? Poisoned by Vinny "Velvet Eyes" Vance? Garrotted by Herr Doktor Müller? Nibbled and gnashed by Krusti "Pupsblood" Nomnom?

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Washington Post fulfills a dream role: Trump toady and fascism enabler

Washington Post headline:

"Donald Trump fulfills a dream role: Big city mayor"

Followed by:

"The president has ruffled D.C. leaders with his showy effort to 'clean up' crime, street lights and even the Kennedy Center. It's not a new interest.

By Paul Schwartzman"

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

Markwayne Mullinwanker sez: "I sing the very black mayor, I give you eyebrows, I bring white only, I like to play with pronouns, I disengage seatbelt before ejecting, how many names do I have now?, markwayne my mushwords before manwanking – conversation!!!"

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I once stood next to Ted Cruz at the urinals in a Howard Johnson's in West Texas (long story). I only knew him slightly and had no clue that he would one day become a public figure. After some time tactfully staring at the wall in front of himself, he turned to me and said ...

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Thomas Massie sez: "I don't know what the Federal Reserve Board is. Let's destroy it and see what happens."

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Hamas's flag? You mean this? Hamas Flag (White Variant with Colored Emblem) upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/co...

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I don't understand year-over-year inflation calculations. Can someone explain why it's not a 4.9% annual rate?

Screenshot of a calculator showing that 1.004 to the twelfth power equals (approximately) 1.04907021.

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Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge @paulhoffman.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Why do all these racist misogynist asshole fascist men have to pretend they have big strong scary peepees?

Elon Musk posts "This is a real picture" above a photo from CPAC of him holding a chainsaw

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