Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is me for the next three weeks, elevated for the most part. Then they remove dressings and I wait another four weeks to have the wires removed. What I need now are some good books! 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Today, I shall mostly be having a toe cut in three, the middle part of it thrown away, then the other two bits stuck back together. As you do. 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Reverse this stupidity. Find £3m easily by reducing Parliamentary catering. Net cost in HoC was £7.4 million in 2024-5. HoL catering typically incurs an additional multi-million-pound deficit, which previously totalled around £8 million over a 3-yr period. #JodrellBank 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 30/06/2026What a vile example of human being Katie Hopkins is 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The awful Lucy Connolly is now, unsurprisingly, monetising her notoriety through a self published book about her tweet and going to jail. 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Silly little man. The BNP polled better in 2010 than you did yesterday. 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me? Move this excellent book by @ottoenglish.bsky.social into this vastly more prominent position on the shelves in my local Waterstones? Do I look like I would do such a thing on a hot day while seeking sanctuary and air conditioning...? 3252
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Doesn't appear to be included in the council's thinking but I imagine they wouldn't be permitted to use it for one venue like that. 100
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Surely it's Camber Sands as used in Carry On Follow That Camel? 😂 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 16/03/2026100 attendees! Wow. They're preparing for Government. 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Yesterday's official 52nd birthday portrait. Lovely walk around Bushy Park in the warm sun. Pleasant change from all the grey and rain. 140
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026And the crew apparently love him, or did in 2022, so maybe they'll love Hopkins too. Shudders. 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The theatre manager won't care about the petition. Here's what he said about Davidson when he had him there in 2022. Apparently they are mates and go way back. 570
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 03/03/2026A friend died this morning and I needed to be alone with my thoughts so I went for a walk through Hookland. Of course, I wasn't quite alone even though I saw no one. @hookland.bsky.social #Hookland 120
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Members' not Member's. Sigh. Marketing departments seem to be staffed with people that don't know correct apostrophe use or to proofread. 120
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Spending a few minutes most days feeding this chap brings a huge smile to my face 0110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My girlfriend's parents had a convertible Messerschmitt before she was born. They took it to Europe a few times, camping. This is her mum. Obviously the car is long gone but we do have a model! 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 06/02/2026@ottoenglish.bsky.social Altar Mitty has joined ANOTHER one! 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Beginning to think this is not an amaryllis but a triffid. 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Guildford has spoken. Not one ticket booked for Melania The Movie today at 17.50! 😂 020
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 29/01/2026The funniest thing is - the reviewer rated your book 4.5 despite her About Us section stating she doesn't rate books with numbers or stars... 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Seen on my walk this morning. I make no additional comment... 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I mean, we all knew Robert Jenrick was a two-faced duplicitous self-serving hypocrite but in light of his speech today there's just tweet, after tweet, after tweet demonstrating it. 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 15/01/2026First outing to the theatre in 2026 last night to see The Rivals update to the 1920s at the Orange Tree, Richmond, long since sold out. Dame Patricia of Hodge is simply divine as Mrs Malaprop. I'd say she's at the pineapple of her career. 020
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Over on X, @britishlibrary.bsky.social states that what is universally acknowledged as one of the weakest novels Agatha Christie ever wrote is one of her finest, presumably because Netflix paid them to hold their launch party there. Really disappointing to see the BL dumbing down like this. 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 07/01/2026This beautiful little chap has come to see me in the same spot in the park across the road three out of the last four days. He's already eating mealworms out of my hand. 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 26/12/2025This'll also stun you... Who needs baubles when you still have this many huge red apples on Christmas Day?! 200
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Happy Easter! It'll be Christmas before you know it... (These have actually been out for over a week) 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Do you want to know what's behind this fabulous door? 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Lots of families will be starting the annual rewatch of The Box of Delights about now to begin the festive lead-in. Others of us will be commencing the annual rewatch of Ghost Stories for Christmas. 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 19/11/2025If someone would like to get me this for Christmas, that'd be great, thanks. 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 11/11/2025@jkaconductor.bsky.social Congratulations on your appeal victory! 020
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Two years ago today, an exclusive tour of old Aldwych tube station with Siddy and Chris from Five's Secrets of the London Underground 010
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Presumably he's the next Plank of the Week? Or, in his case, Concrete Block of the Week? 110
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 16/10/2025The greatest British export of all time would have been 100 today. 020
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 14/10/2025We're now going to expect migrants to have a better standard of English than a large percentage of the born-and-bred population - including most of the far right flag shaggers - who don't know the difference between they're, their and there, or spell the word separately. FFS. 020
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 12/10/2025@ottoenglish.bsky.social Dear cousin Saw this dahlia earlier today. You need to get this in your garden (you may need to zoom in to the bottom left for full explanation) Luv n stuff. 000
Paul Scott @pauldscott.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Perfect autumn walk in Bushy Park. Warm sun on your face plus a gentle breeze with a slight chill to it. And a magnificent creature saying hello. 010