Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Sorry for getting drunk last night & calling your girlfriend a rotten egg x 030
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Running on their wee wheel must be so good for a hamster’s mental health x 030
Reposted by Paul DockMichael M 👽 @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 19/12/2024'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'i'm driving home for christmas'.youtu.be'Driving Home For Christmas' by Chris Rea but all the lyrics are 'I'm driving home for Christmas'YouTube video by Michael M 32312
Reposted by Paul DockDale McPhail @dalemcphail.bsky.social · 12/12/20243 years ago I got the absolute pleasure of filming the video for Lucifer's Christmas. It was so much fun to get some of my closest pals to fill my 'heaven' @pauldock93.bsky.social made a beautiful wee angel too 👼 youtu.be/UOZ4WjKjfio?...youtu.beLucifer's ChristmasYouTube video by Dale McPhail 042
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 04/12/2024If you eat all the chocolate in your advent calendar in one go or open presents before Christmas Day then you are a lesser being No restraint or fortitude, zero respect for the festive period Greedy & pathetic x 040
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 02/12/2024In the club speaking to the hottest girl in Pingu language x 030
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Old people will ask for help on the computer & it will just be 40 minutes of supervising them as they try to remember their login & password x 060
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Splitting the G(uinness) then shitting my P(ants) x 161
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 26/11/2024*the most straight forward explanatory email you could possibly compose* Recipient with expertise in that subject: “Hmm unsure what you are asking” x 081
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Joe-Quinn my penis to Gladiator II until I made a Mess-c-all over the cinema seats x 020
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I’ll tell you what I could never be a celebrity, I would die from the first sauce on Hot Ones x 040
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Wait a minute… the villain in the first gladiator: Joaquin… the villain in the new gladiator Joe Quinn 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 x 181
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Smash the like button if you are a REAL Doakhead x 0120
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Auld da’s around the world are eagerly anticipating the Mike Tyson fight tomorrow Seeing themselves as the veteran fighter looking to prove age doesn’t matter & Jake Paul as their daughter’s wee bastard boyfriend They’ll be rolling about in the garden by midnight x 070
Paul Dock @pauldock93.bsky.social · 14/11/2024You don’t hear anyone saying scuddies anymore, it’s a vile wee word that flicks off the tongue & I love it, bring back scuddies x 090
