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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
O’Mahoney succinctly describes the majority of the coaches he has played for as ‘madmen’. At the highest level of most sports, managers tend to be unyielding & militant in their approach. Most would make great authoritarian dictators if they weren’t good at their day jobs! 😂
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Current state of play for the #MUFC tacticos out there. Football fans/supporters are easily pleased. They just want their players to run, show some effort and be entertained. Could it be that United are simply just not that good at what they’re trying to do?
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Full time verdict: 😑 #MUFC
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Manchester United: making three weeks of England ‘Free’ Lions seem appealing.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Halftime verdict: Porous yet again. #MUFC
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exceedingly good article and an exceedingly good reference to Rudyard Kipling’s poem; ‘If–‘ ❤️🤍🖤
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Season two is out today 🫵🏼
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There’s no steak, but we do have Quorn…
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seen this knocking about today. Not one of today’s #MUFC players could graduate from La Masia so being top of the pops on these stats is a non-negotiable. I’m convinced the club has lightened the training load on players due to injury concerns & they’re taking liberties.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The notion of football being a balancing act between chaos and control is hardly a new one. It seems that #MUFC’s philosophy is to wholeheartedly embrace chaos. Fast transitions, high risk passing, risky out of possession setups, attempted high pressing.
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Why Manchester United suddenly can’t defend — sloppy, disorganised and do they miss Casemiro? (Gift Article)
In 17 games under Carrick last season, Man United conceded 18 goals. In six games in his first full term in charge, they've conceded 10
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Full time verdict: Sir Jim’s #MUFC master plan revealed…
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halftime verdict: I think the #MUFC press has been better tonight than in the last couple of games. Intensity in the play should be a non-negotiable, and again, that’s been a bit better. Composure still lacking going forwards but am I right in thinking their aim is to be fast on transitions??
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes it feels like journalists perpetuate all the doom & negativity surrounding #MUFC. It’s a case of rinse & repeat under yet another newly appointed manager though. The criticism is justified & there’s a lot of righteous anger about. I’m fearful of the online sentiment if they lose tonight.
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Why Manchester United can’t afford another domestic cup wipeout this season (Gift Article)
United exited the Carabao Cup and FA Cup at the first hurdle last season – have they learnt their lesson?
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No one player is bigger than the club. #MUFC
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Full time verdict: There’s no way of dressing that up in a positive light. Really poor from #MUFC. Looked clueless after they went down to ten men but more worryingly was the complete lack of intensity from United. Only Mainoo gets off the hook today….everyone else = 🗑️. Southgate by Christmas. 👀⏳
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I went to Asda earlier and it cost me £26.66. I’m taking that as a sign that #MUFC are gonna win 2-0 not lose 2-6! 😂 Anybody else have petty superstitions like me when they see stuff like that?
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Matty Matheson: That Was A Good Sign I Think
ALT: Matty Matheson: That Was A Good Sign I Think
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Full time verdict: Job done. #MUFC
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Halftime verdict: With the greatest respect to what Sabah have achieved I think #MUFC have simply got just a bit too much for them to handle. Credit to United for staying focussed (Credit to Sabah for exploiting United’s weakness in their out of possession shape, it hasn’t gone unnoticed! 🫣🙄)
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Even when viewed in isolation, the escalation of conflict between Israel & Palestine since ‘23 has been totally devastating. We’re approaching a full 3yrs since those events. In that time Israel’s large scale military operation has razed Gaza to the ground without a hint of mercy or proportionality.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s only the recognition that he deserves, but still, congrats to the birthday boy! The organisers tend to like presenting the award to a player who’s been instrumental in their team’s success. It’s also usually a forward. For those reasons I’m predicting either Kvaratskhelia or Joao Neves to win 🏆
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I missed the vast majority of Sunday’s game as I was at my daughter & partners gender reveal party. I’m due to become a grandad for the first time next year! It wasn’t on my bingo card for 26/27 but the happy couple were pleased to find out that they’re having a baby boy. 💙
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ve got a theory as to why some of the #MUFC players look undercooked. The injury list situation has been horrendous over the last few years. I’m beginning to think the training load of the players has been reduced as a consequence. Throw a World Cup summer into the mix & voila…all over the shop!🥴
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Everton verdict: Only just seen the game. Some of the words I’d use to describe #MUFC’s performance would be sloppy, lackadaisical, undercooked, & limp. That being said, I thought United actually just about deserved the three points which doesn’t say much for Everton! Two Hail Mary goals for them.🤷🏻‍♂️
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I stand by this comment. On Monday’s TOTD there was a snip of Maguire talking about how much Kobbie Mainoo has IMPROVED off the ball, an admission that he isn’t the finished article yet. Like most of the players on Sunday he was excellent in the 2nd half. The future’s bright for him under Carrick. 💪🏻
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That, ladies & gentlemen, is the blissful sound of the transfer window slamming firmly shut! We got who we got. We all know where the weaknesses are but we’ve got our squad finalised for the next few months at least. Now let’s get behind Carrick and the #MUFC players, we all we got. ❤️🤍🖤
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🚨 After the Enzo Fernandez record equalling fee, odds have now been slashed on Mbappe, Lamine Yamal, & Kvaratskhelia joining Citeh whilst staying WITHIN PSR. 😏 You heard it here first. 🗣️ Stay tuned for ‘Here We Go’©️™️ until 02:00am or whenever it actually is! 🚨 (Am I doing this right?!)
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
City helping #MUFC out?? On ya bike! There was as much chance of that happening as there was of Haaland joining United. 🚮
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Manchester United DO NOT have the pull that they used to. They’ve tried to recruit wingbacks like Malacia, Mazraoui, Dorgu, Alvaro Fernandes, & Diego Leon. That makes six players signed for two positions all of which have been largely unsuccessful. A shiny new one will not necessarily be a panacea.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Autumn is the best season. 🤫🤐 We get the dregs of summer interspersed with cool, crisp autumnal weather. Transfer silly season ends & football gets into full flow. Libra season is approaching. Halloween & bonfire night are on the horizon. Unbearable heatwaves go in the bin. What’s not to love? 🍂
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy transfer window slamming shut day. 😅
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Full-time verdict: #MUFC couldn’t have put in two more contrasting halves than the first where they were diabolical & the second where they’ve been unplayable! Good in the end but that first half was genuinely worrying in my opinion.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Halftime verdict: Even in their best moments #MUFC have been mediocre. I genuinely can’t tell what the tactical identity of this club is.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Picking up where I left off last season. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣 Paid no attention to preseason fixtures and jibbed out of not selecting Haaland for the opening weekend. Dismal start, Wildcard just activated in predictably knee-jerk fashion! 😂 #FPL
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
After Milan, I wanted to make a comment about the mental fortitude of the #MUFC squad. I thought I’d let it slide as a bit of a one off and give them the benefit of the doubt. I have my concerns though. Any time there’s a bit of expectation & pressure surrounding a fixture they seem to crumble. 🤔🤷🏻‍♂️
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Full-time verdict: Don’t know where to start, but I do know the character limit (fortunately!!) prevents me from listing everything. 😂 #MUFC
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IanC-RFFH @ianc-rffh.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hello Darkness my old friend #ManUtd
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Halftime verdict: Carrick 100% saying prematch; contain them for the first 25mins and don’t let them score. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 Hull predictably making it difficult but #MUFC sloppy all over the pitch. Backs to goal when in possession far too much. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Common sense. I think #MUFC need to start the Bruno-succession process yesterday! It’s clear even to a child that his best position is in that ten role in a 4-2-3-1. As he’s the attacking focal point and main creative outlet United are currently a bit one dimensional. Time for others to step up. 💪🏻
nytimes.com
2025-26 was Manchester United’s Bruno Fernandes season – they don’t want another one (Gift Article)
As brilliant as Fernandes is, United will need other players who are capable of taking more responsibility to step up and change a match
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Seeing a lot of ‘What’s your expectations for #MUFC in 26/27?’ I honestly don’t have any. They won’t win the league or the Champions League which is all I really care about. Just happy to buckle up and enjoy the ride. 😎 There’ll be disappointment & joy on the way & that’s alls I’m expecting. ❤️🤍🖤
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Anybody in their right mind can see that #MUFC are no ‘Invincibles’. They’re likely to lose around 10-15 games this coming season so adjust your expectations in line with that stat! 🫵🏼 There’s highs and lows in EVERY season, even treble winning ones.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Full time verdict: I don’t think even one #MUFC player put in more than a 5/10 performance today. They threatened to blow Milan away in the first 15mins or so but it went awry. That said, it’s only preseason & a defeat might be a good thing. Bit of a reality check for players, coaches & fans alike.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Halftime verdict: I’ve thought #MUFC were unlucky not to be in the lead at halftime in the last two games…I’d say they’re extremely lucky to go in at the break today with the scores level. Milan by far the better team. United rushing it every single time they have the ball.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Considering today’s game is the Champions League final in United’s eyes, I’m going 3-1 United. 👀 #MUFC
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Disney+ casting Shrek & Gaston as hosts of new podcast ‘Stick to United’. Let’s hope Phil Bardsley is on the panel at some point! 🥴🥴🥊 🤣 To be fair to Rooney he does openly say without hesitation that he thinks he would probably view Gaston as a complete tw@ if he was a current player.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Halftime verdict: About as close to a league match level of intensity as you’ll see in preseason. Thought Leeds started better but United grew into it very well. Some good football played by #MUFC & should probably be in the lead at the halfway stage.
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Caught this eclipse on camera at its absolute peak. Nailed it mate. Alls I ask is that you credit me if you use the picture, yeah?!
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) Morning Greeting
ALT: Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp) Morning Greeting
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
United were contacted by one of Lewis Skelly’s representatives but subsequently turned down the opportunity to go for his signature (Telegraph). Although United are prepared to go after him at the right price (Sun). A deal is complicated because Lewis-Skelly doesn’t want a transfer (Athletic)! 🤣🤣🤣
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Paul @paulburns.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Tonight’s order of play: Eclipse, United vs. L**ds, Super Cup at halftime for 15mins or so, United again, then finishing the night in front of the box watching the tail end of the Super Cup.
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